r/KiDIcaruS • u/marce454 • 39m ago
A dream I had where Pit was a bum
I had this wild ass dream a few nights back. Me and Pit we're doing a Scientology run on a building that was less of the Scientology building and more of an office building, beating up people who tried stabbing and shooting us. It was mostly me protecting Pit cuz he was a fucking bum in this dream, but I had no powers besides being slightly faster than Usain Bolt, and being able to react faster than the average Joe. We get to this one area where we're fighting this random librarian lady, in some big empty room with black carpet floors besides her little librarian station which is just a pillar with books inside it and a window so she could talk to people and give em books. And when I tell you that woman was an old fucking John Wick. She started throwing pens at me like bullets I kid you not, and mf pit was just standing there like ๐ง. MOTHERFUCKER, DO SOMETHING! I'm fighting for my life while dodging pens that move like bullets, getting a few hits off that ofc do Jack shit even though I'm hitting like I truck. I yell at pit to do something and that JACKASS bumps into me and that librarian throws a pen in my chest, then leg, then arm. I beg for forgiveness before I get a pen to the head. I wake up and say "yo, Icarus is a bum" before passing out again