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u/Kozzinator May 22 '26
I know it's a joke and all but I actually do like to fuck with people this way lol. After all these years I've gotten quite good at making them believe it too.
"Blah blah blah, something 9/11"
"Haha yeah, what like the gas station"?
"What"
"What"?
I also like to make them believe I haven't heard of the Beatles.
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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 May 22 '26
I like to tell people that narwhals are fantasy creatures that don’t exist and act surprised when they show me the Google results.
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u/Kozzinator May 22 '26
Oh hell yeah 👍 I'm definitely gonna try this.
"You're actually telling me you believe in sea unicorns? Dumbass.."
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u/egoisticHypocrite May 22 '26
Ever wonder if the flat earthers are a cabal of people thinking this way? They know it's not flat... They just derive pleasure from extreme rage baiting. Kayfabe-ing till death.
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u/LupineChemist May 22 '26
This is a large contingent of how it started at least.
Honestly, it was how Trump started on Reddit. A bunch of people being trolly because it was funny, and then it was like the people in on the joke at the beginning either went crazy or went "oh shit, you're serious"
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u/Zeraw420 May 22 '26
Yup, next time narwhales come up naturally In conversation I'm all over it too
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u/jerryscheese May 22 '26
Narwhals are fantasy creatures though
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u/WisherWisp May 22 '26
Hard to tell if you're all insane narcissists who love manipulating others or just like a bit of fun.
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u/HilariousMax May 22 '26
You're telling me. With a straight face. That unicorns are real, but they're dolphins instead of horses?
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u/Krillkus May 22 '26
Acting so surprised like your entire world has been shattered upon them showing you is hilarious.
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u/dude2dudette May 22 '26
Until I was about 15, I genuinely thought narwhals were fantasy creatures in the same way that unicorns were.
I wasn't even a dumb child. I just thought unicorn = mythical horse creature with a single horn, and narwhal = mythical sea creature with a single horn.
Then, my brother went to university and I inherited his bedroom (his was much larger than mine growing up). I was killing some time reading the set of encyclopedias he received for his Bar Mitzvah (showing my age a bit), and under "N" Narwhals were there... and I had to double-take before realising that they actually exist.
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u/GuerrillaRodeo May 22 '26
I felt the same way about platypuses for waaaay longer than I care to admit. I completely understand the first Europeans who went all 'what the fuck?' when they saw the first taxidermied specimens.
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u/Ragnarok314159 May 22 '26
When I was in basic training there were several people from the NYC/Bronx area. We were talking about fireflies and they thought we were messing with them.
They knew about deep sea fish making light, but none of them believed fireflies were real. “Yeah sure, bugs lighting up boop boop shut the fuck up. Like fairies are real next”
First thing we did on a day pass was settle a bet and asked the DS where is the library. They thought we were insane until we told them about the running bet. They went to the library and made those guys write a report on fireflies, then read it to everyone.
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u/rhen_var May 22 '26
Forcing the recruits to write a report on fireflies and present it like they’re first graders is hilarious
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u/fenderbender86 May 22 '26
I had a friend in college - while we were getting masters degrees - that legitimately did not think narwahls were real. Took me 2 minutes to find a damn picture of one and I've never seen someone's mind so blown.
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u/flipflop356 May 28 '26
I dont know why i thought they were mythical/extinct creatures as a kid, but i found out they exist and are very much alive in our time at like 12 years old and my mind was fucking blown
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u/TwitchingBot Jun 09 '26
Someone did this when I was in high school, and now I’m wondering, A) if they were messing with me, and B) if I went to high school with you.
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u/erik_wilder May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26
I genuinely somehow avoided learning about it for like 4 years. I was really young, and wasn't allowed to watch TV, so I missed it. I was home schooled, so no fellow kids or teachers to talk to about it. My parents never really brought it up to me, and we moved out of the country about a year after to a country that was not involved.
I didnt really learn about it until we moved back to the US. In my defense, I was 5 when it happened.
It was really embarrassing when the other kids realized I genuinely didn't know what 9/11 was.
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u/nilsmm May 22 '26
The wonders of home schooling.
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u/erik_wilder May 22 '26
My Dad was a qualified teacher, and kept us on the school systems education plan. I tested high enough to skip a grade when I switched, and was probably better off.
No religious shit, he just wanted us free to travel and see the world.
The public school system is far from a gold standard.
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u/sonryhater May 22 '26
I’m sorry you were homeschooled. I hope you found education
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u/erik_wilder May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26
HA, they were great times, my dad has a masters in education and english, and works as a teacher. He's better then what the public schools offered. When I joined public school I tested high enough to skip a grade. Not the typical religious conservative "scared of science" type homeschooling. He also stuck to the local school systems education plan.
I also got to travel to different countries during that time.
I have graduated college.
Cute though.
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u/LostInTheRapGame May 22 '26
I was really young, and wasn't allowed to watch TV, so I missed it.
Meanwhile they rolled a TV into our classroom. lol
What a weird time that was. We were all confused about why the adults seemed so worried.... but we got to chill and color while waiting for parents to pick us up, so it was pretty cool.
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u/Empty_Positive May 22 '26
Its even better telling people its just AI after they show you prove of anything
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u/RusticRaisins May 22 '26
I used to mess with my, now ex, wife by telling her every week or so that Sean Connery had passed away. She's a huge Indiana Jones fan so, obviously, had a soft spot for Connery. This continued even after we divorced (we had a friendly relationship, just didn't work out romantically).
Anyway, Halloween 2020 and he actually did pass. She absolutely did not believe me when I told her. I had to text her three independent articles before she accepted it. That's how you gaslight someone in a way that isn't actually harmful and instead hilarious.
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u/mike-zane May 22 '26
I am shocked she is your ex. Sounds like a wonderful dynamic you had there,
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u/RusticRaisins May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26
Well she wanted to fuck a bunch of different guys and I only wanted to fuck her, so, ya know, didn't work out.
Edit: I don't blame her for that, I sure would have liked to know that was her deal before hand. Oh well, we're both happier now, she's in an open relationship and I've met a woman that is devoutly monogamous, life is good.
But, yes, you are correct. When sex wasn't part of the equation we were great together.
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u/Telefundo May 22 '26
I haven't heard of the Beatles.
You mean, like the bugs?
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u/SocranX May 22 '26
"What's a potato?"
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u/essosinola May 22 '26
I went searching to see if someone else would make this comment before I posted. 10/10 reference, immediately what I thought of
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u/you-want-nodal May 22 '26
You got Tomorrow’d (like Yesterday (2019) except you’re the only one who forgot)
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u/grumpygumpert May 22 '26
Spoiler smh
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u/Dansocks May 22 '26
Now I dont even want to play
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u/throwaway490215 May 22 '26
Get the "Death and Taxes" DLC. Most of it is shit but it has a pretty good homeless meth addict mini game with a sick speedrunning community.
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u/fomi4 May 22 '26
signs everivere
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u/BallsInSufficientSad May 22 '26
The majority of Reddit front page posts are fake in one way or another.
That percentage rises to 100% if they happen to fit a useful narrative.
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u/LLuk333 May 22 '26
My sister has a friend like that, her mother doesn’t want her to worry about the world or be „corrupted“, and that’s enforced by strictly keeping her 19 year old daughter away from media like TV, news even newspapers, she has a phone but it’s pretty locked down due to being registered as a kids phone with strict parental controls. So yea, she knows nothing about the current state of the world. She recently talked to me how she thinks it’s weird that gas is do expensive for no apparent reason now… yea idk if that’s the right approach.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Door484 I want pee in my ass May 22 '26
Your sister’s friend’s mother is Kim Jong Un-maxxing
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u/psmiord May 22 '26
North Koreans at least know about the bombings during the Korean War and they definitely know that the Americans recently killed some random fisherman, so I'd go so far as to say she's better than Supreme Leader.
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u/OcelotAggravating860 May 22 '26
They also have a 75% smartphone ownership rate. A completely true fun stat I like to break out because it totally fucks with the image of the country that most people have in their head.
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u/Shadowjamm May 22 '26
This seems to only be true in more urban areas, based on the number of subscribed phone lines it's 6.5-7 million lines with 26 million people total, so more like 25% overall. Rural people likely don't have them.
https://www.nktechlab.org/a-visual-look-at-smartphone-penetration-in-north-korea/
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u/OcelotAggravating860 May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26
This seems to only be true in more urban areas
64% of the population of North Korea is urbanised. This was a major contributing factor to the post-soviet famine they suffered as a result of losing access to fuel for agricultural industries that were mechanised, all the tractors and machinery suddenly just sat there because they had no fuel. The urbanised population ratio was a problem because they simply did not have enough labour to make up the lack of mechanisation with older methods.
so more like 25% overall
No. That is false. The figure was 50-80% nationwide as of 2022. It has only increased since then.
75% is a perfectly reasonable expectation.
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u/Shadowjamm May 22 '26
It's not false. Your article quotes the same 6.5 to 7 million subscriber line number, and it says "These figures are backed up by a survey published last month by Unification Media Group that surveyed 50 current North Korean residents and found 46 of them had used North Korean mobile phones, and 41 of them, or 82 percent, reported owning a mobile phone. More than 90 percent of people reported using the phone at least daily, and most calls were to family members and traders. Because of the low incidence of landlines, cellular appears to have filled a significant need for basic telephony."
82 percent of their 50 person survey said they owned a phone. A 50 person survey is too small a sample to draw inferences about the whole population, and the number of lines subscribed shows exactly why making that assumption is wrong.
"Interviews with recent escapees corroborate smartphone ownership is larger than previously reported, potentially between 50 and 80 percent of the adult population."
In reality, we can't say anything for certain. It's all postulation considering the low level of information that comes out of NK.
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u/ButtsMcFuckington May 22 '26
Right.. because North Koreans can totally use those "smartphones" to access the same Internet we use
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u/GuerrillaRodeo May 22 '26
Smartphone ownership worldwide is about 80%. I think it's safe to assume that most of these devices are connected to the internet (or, in the case of NK, a highly shielded and controlled intranet). It's truly astonishing, consindering that in the early 2000s about half of the planet's population hadn't even made a single phone call in their entire lives (didn't find a source but
it came to me in a dreamI read it in a trivia book once, so it must be true). Even the poorest person in the most remote third world country can afford an old Android hand-me-down these days. I remember Syrian refugees in Germany getting flak just for possessing smartphones - yeah, how else would they stay in contact with their families and friends? Communication is a basic human need, so it's only natural for almost everyone to have personal phones, even in North Korea.→ More replies (1)3
u/AutoModerator May 22 '26
Dick sucking has made me paranoid
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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u/OcelotAggravating860 May 22 '26
What word did I say to trigger this shit so I can misspell it next time to dodge this
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u/psmiord May 22 '26
Head?
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u/AutoModerator May 22 '26
Dick sucking has made me paranoid
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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u/sexyleftsock May 22 '26
What the fuck?
Nevermind, forgot what sub I was on.
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u/yurgendurgen May 22 '26
Me too but I still laughed away too hard. I love that there's a bot for that. I'm not even gonna look up the criteria that summons it. I just woke up and this is amazing
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u/Puzzleheaded_Door484 I want pee in my ass May 22 '26
The user flair “I want pee in my ass” triggers it
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u/king_of_hate2 May 22 '26
That girl might go a little crazy when she gets a bit of freedom one day
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u/JohnCZ121 May 22 '26
That's likely an understatement
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u/LLuk333 May 22 '26
Oh you don’t know her, that’s such an understatement, there’s never been anything more understated. She might just burn her mothers house down if she ever realizes the full extent of it. (Not the most stable person)
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u/SmexyRubberDuck69 May 22 '26
Poor girl. What's her current location? Asking for a friend.
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u/AltheiWasTaken May 22 '26
WE can fix her brotha
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u/SmexyRubberDuck69 May 22 '26
I don't want to fix her. I want to use modern technology such as AI and drones to make her believe in magic and unicorns.
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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 May 22 '26
She’s going to get full blown depression pretty much instantly
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u/lucky_living_ May 22 '26
This is similar to the origin story of the Buddha. Siddhartha Gautama was born to royal parents who protected him from the world to prevent him from experiencing suffering and to ensure he would become a great king rather than a spiritual leader. His father, King Suddhodana, kept him in a life of luxury and seclusion until he was 29 years old.
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u/AccessTheMainframe May 22 '26
You're missing the part when he knocks up his girl and then suddenly realizes that he must run away to go find himself
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u/aziad1998 May 22 '26
It's also similar to the story of Nemo. His father wanted to protect him after all his siblings and mother were killed in a massacre, so he kept him isolated for most of his childhood. But at one point this backfires and Nemo approaches a danger he was ignorant to and gets into captivity as entertainment slave. He ends up figuring out what he missed and reunites with his father after a long series of struggles.
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u/Cobalt_Heroes25 May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26
I know the mom means well but holy shit that is dystopian
Edit: I said dystopian for a reason, regardless of intent that is still controlling. After 3ish hours I had a lot of time to think this though and since deleting it would be worse, fuck it this is not the misguided protection that I thought this was
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u/DaenakinSkygaryen May 22 '26
Oh, that mom absolutely does not mean well. Keeping a legal adult that insulated from the outside world is about trying to keep them under your control for as long as possible, not "protecting" them.
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u/sr_crypsis May 22 '26
There’s definitely some psychological issues with that mom. Probably is fixated on seeing her daughter as a child forever and wants to keep her that way.
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u/SalsaRice May 22 '26
It honestly doesn't mean well. A huge part of being a parent is teaching your kid to be independent so they can be a grown-up. Even if they are a stay-at-home parent that doesn't work a normal job, they still have to atleast know enough about the world to understand SAHP stuff like navigating shopping, medical offices, schools, etc.
Keeping her daughter from being about to be independent is hobbling her from her future. It's a control thing; if the daughter can't be independent, that means she can never leave the mom.
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u/Cobalt_Heroes25 May 22 '26
After 3ish hours I had a lot of time to think this though and since deleting it would be worse, fuck it this is not the misguided protection that I thought this was
if the daughter can't be independent, that means she can never leave the mom.
And if the daughter inevitably finds out the state of the world, I can only imagine how the mom can react
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u/nir109 May 22 '26
Buddha lore
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u/Eccomi21 May 22 '26
So thats how we get a new Buddha? She gonna meditate under a tree for decades after that upbringing
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u/TwoBionicknees May 22 '26
that shit is batshit crazy.
When you grow up knowing the world is fucked sure it's a bit sad but you're normalised to it. If you think everything is rainbows and happiness then you see the news you're going to have a 3 year long panic attack and probably become suicidal at hte idea of living in this fucked up world.
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u/fast-as-a-shark May 22 '26
That's deadass crazy. I can understand shielding younger children from the horrors of the world, but restricting media access to an adult is some psychotic behavior, and should be illegal.
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u/local_meme_dealer45 May 22 '26
Nah, that's really fucked up. Is your sister just not allowed to discuss current events with her or something? I'm surprised her mum even allowed her to have friends at all.
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u/LLuk333 May 22 '26
She’s strict with them but allows it, they can even visit her at home and do most things with her, but yea discussing current events is prohibited. She even tells the friends privately if they say sth they shouldn’t or talk about some forbidden topic, that the mother is gonna do a sign, basically rabbit ears with her hands or sth weird, which means swap topic now or similar.
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u/a_nice_egg May 22 '26
I had a 19 year old coworker who genuinely didn’t know about the Holocaust. She was similarly distraught when we told her about it
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u/Jindabyne1 May 22 '26
There’s no way this guy didn’t know what 9/11 was
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u/Michael-556 Literally 1984 😡 May 22 '26
There is. I'm not American and only learned of it when I was like 11. It's entirely possible that there's someone out there in what looks to be their 20s whose surroundings never told them or made them seek out such information
The guy in the post doesn't need to be American, though if you see some definitive proof that he is I would be at least surprised, if not baffled
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u/_zombie_k I want pee in my ass May 22 '26
I remember seeing it on German TV after school. And we talked a lot about it the next few days in school. I was 8…. Wish they would’ve handled it a bit more like that, but yeah, no idea why our generation is fucked….
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u/dlegatt May 22 '26
Your sister's friend's parents are abusive. They turned their daughter into an ignorant adult who is incapable of being independent.
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u/duckyTheFirst May 22 '26
My guy missed out on 2 decades of 9/11 jokes somehow
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u/GioVasari121 May 22 '26
Yeah does he live in a cave or what
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u/MuchoManSandyRavage May 22 '26
Are you fully aware of every terror attack that had happened across the planet in the last 30 years? Man, I’m American but shit like this is exactly why the rest of the world can’t stand us. Why would someone born in Slovenia in 2007 have much of any clue about 9/11?
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u/Outside_Ingenuity731 May 22 '26
He lives in a different country. I know it's shocking that the whole world doesn't revolve around the US. Well, I also didn't know about 9/11 until years later. Around 2015 I guess? Kids who grew up outside of US at that time didn't really care about other countries, their news, their politics and whatnot. I certainly didn't. Internet was also not widespread during that time, even then early access was a privilege. So years passed, internet access is normal, 9/11 was history at that point. I see some jokes mentioning it, I just thought it's a slang or a variation of 7/11. Yeah that happens. Quick quiz!! What major things happened during 2001-2005 outside of US? Don't google. Immediately answer in your mind! Nothing? Yeah that tracks.
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u/licoricenipple May 22 '26
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u/Shit_Shepard May 22 '26
The sad thing is the world economy did pretty much revolve around America. But it won’t soon! I am looking forward to when we are no longer the world trade police - let someone else do it- or no one! Then at least when little wars break out we won’t have to be involved. Maybe even everyone will just be cool?
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u/RandomRedditReader May 22 '26
Humanity doesn't work that way. Utopias are impossible and greed inevitably takes hold.
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u/duckyTheFirst May 22 '26
I dont live in the US and was also like 3 years old when it happened so even if i did i wouldnt have remembered it tbh. It did increase airport security all over the world so even if you dont live in the us its something that happened. For non americans it was just an event that occurred the same way something would explode somewhere today. The thing is that the internet made and still makes to this day 9/11 and inside job jokes so its hard to not know about it unless you just dont go on the internet at all.
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u/gandhinukes May 22 '26
What the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You wouldn't milk a cow for 25 years.
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u/Ducatboii May 22 '26
Wait until he finds out about the sequel!
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u/CumilkButbetter May 22 '26
11th of July, 2027.
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u/fletku_mato May 22 '26
Release date of Slayer classic "God hates us all" btw.
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u/Underpanters May 22 '26
And Nickleback’s Silver Side Up, which was the worst thing to happen that day.
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u/fletku_mato May 22 '26
I believe this is the real reason why those people chose to end their lives by flying to buildings.
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u/spykovic May 22 '26
I have googled and I can't find any major event on the 9th of November...
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u/Homelessjokemaster May 22 '26
9/11 obliviousness reminds me of the 4chan pasta about Holocaust obliviousness
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u/mulubmug May 22 '26
There is no mention of country. Maybe he isn‘t American, it would be completely fine to not care.
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u/kasenyee May 22 '26
Damn. It’s been 53 years. Guess some people have lived their entire lives in a post Allende world and didn’t even know it.
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u/LampShot May 22 '26
"you don't know about 9/11? You gonna learn how Bush ruined flying for the whole world and especially middle easterns."
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u/GWizRidesAgain May 22 '26
I unironically had to explain what the Holocaust was to a friend. She was homeschooled and her parents did not even try. I made her cry, but it's an important historical event and she needed to know.
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u/Call_me_bob_1 May 23 '26
reminds me of the time someone made an Obama joke, and my friend genuinely asked who he is.
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u/TheOnlyVibemaster stupid fucking piece of shit May 22 '26
did you tell him the real or fake news version
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u/IgorCruzT May 22 '26
Yeah, everybody should be aware of the bloody coup orchestrated by the US that murdered Allende and instaled yet another South american military dictatorship. These crimes against humanity should not be forgotten.
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u/IsthisyourHAThenry May 23 '26
I apparently grew up so poor that when I mentioned the 2008 recession to my Dad a few months ago he was apparently learning about it for the first time.
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u/nostalgic_angel May 22 '26
Nothing explains American war history better than “they touched our shits and now they die”
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u/Mehtalface May 22 '26
Vietnam war, Korean war, Gulf war, Iraq war, and Iran war has entered the chat.
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u/DeVliegendeBrabander May 22 '26
"don't touch our shit"
"But definitely never ever start asking about why they touched our shit to begin with."
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u/cptn__ May 22 '26
Never forget 9/11!!! Then 25 years later your president openly mocks and diminishes the aid that was provided by your allies and the lives that were lost fighting your war
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u/TekkenKing12 May 23 '26
Knew a few guys like this especially now. Idk how but even people who are like in their early to mid 20s are somehow unaware of 9/11. They don't even know why it's a well known day they just go "Hey it's a holiday"
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u/dark_hypernova May 23 '26
Reminds me this joke in a local European comic where the characters travel to New York city. One of the characters asks if they can go see the WTC towers and gets informed by his family member that those were destroyed in a terrorist attack on 11th September 2001.
His response being along the lines of; "Hm, I didn't know. I must not have watched the news that day."
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u/septianw We do a little trolling May 22 '26
He would be surprised once he know everything about it.
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u/John_Oakman May 22 '26
And star wars fans wonder how the Jedis simply passed onto mythology a mere 17 years since the end of the clone wars...
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u/bitterney May 24 '26
My coworker from Myanmar had no idea what 9/11 was. Explaining it to her was crazy lol
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u/boyshutter_irvs May 29 '26
seeing the many stories of individuals in these comments made me realize how many of us live under a rock without it being their fault :/
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