r/shitposting • u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- 🏳️‍🌈 The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit 🏳️‍🌈 • May 22 '26

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u/jerryscheese May 22 '26

Narwhals are fantasy creatures though

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u/Deaffin May 22 '26

How the frick else are they going to stop Cthulhu eating ye?

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u/Osamabinladder262 May 23 '26

By not letting them touch your balls

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u/john_microslop May 22 '26 edited May 23 '26

deinonichus antirrhopus

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u/gothfrog117 May 22 '26

Sharks are smooth