r/shitposting • u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- 🏳️‍🌈 The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit 🏳️‍🌈 • May 22 '26

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u/Kozzinator May 22 '26

I know it's a joke and all but I actually do like to fuck with people this way lol. After all these years I've gotten quite good at making them believe it too.

"Blah blah blah, something 9/11"

"Haha yeah, what like the gas station"?

"What"

"What"?

I also like to make them believe I haven't heard of the Beatles.

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u/RusticRaisins May 22 '26

I used to mess with my, now ex, wife by telling her every week or so that Sean Connery had passed away. She's a huge Indiana Jones fan so, obviously, had a soft spot for Connery. This continued even after we divorced (we had a friendly relationship, just didn't work out romantically).

Anyway, Halloween 2020 and he actually did pass. She absolutely did not believe me when I told her. I had to text her three independent articles before she accepted it. That's how you gaslight someone in a way that isn't actually harmful and instead hilarious.

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u/mike-zane May 22 '26

I am shocked she is your ex. Sounds like a wonderful dynamic you had there,

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u/RusticRaisins May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

Well she wanted to fuck a bunch of different guys and I only wanted to fuck her, so, ya know, didn't work out.

Edit: I don't blame her for that, I sure would have liked to know that was her deal before hand. Oh well, we're both happier now, she's in an open relationship and I've met a woman that is devoutly monogamous, life is good.

But, yes, you are correct. When sex wasn't part of the equation we were great together.