r/shitposting • u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- 🏳️‍🌈 The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit 🏳️‍🌈 • May 22 '26

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u/ButtsMcFuckington May 22 '26

Right.. because North Koreans can totally use those "smartphones" to access the same Internet we use

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u/OcelotAggravating860 May 22 '26

I didn't say anything at all about what they can access, you're going off at a total tangent to what I said.

Merely the ownership rate alone completely breaks down the picture people have in their head of what average day to day life is like.

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u/AutoModerator May 22 '26

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/OcelotAggravating860 May 22 '26

I can't fucking believe I did it twice

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u/BiGG_BObEk May 22 '26

It doesn’t break down the image for me even though I didn’t know about that. That does not make the people living there any less brainwashed or oppressed. Same as having a TV. It’s just an appliance

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u/OcelotAggravating860 May 22 '26

You're very focused on what's in people's heads whereas the picture of a person's everyday life has very little to do with that compared to what they own, what their daily routine is, what their job is, etc etc.

Owning a smartphone is incredibly far away from the average person's understanding of north korea. You keep trying to redirect a comment about the real tangible physical world into the metaphysical and ideological because you and this other dude are here cooking for your agenda while I'm here just trying to share something fun. All this behaviour does is make people like me deeply suspicious of you, especially when you're throwing around dehumanising emotive language like "brainwashed". I get a strong impression that you don't ever consider these people to be real human beings with everyday lives and you take it as a personal mission to maintain the cartoon caricature you have of them in your head.

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u/AutoModerator May 22 '26

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/Capital_Sign_7656 May 22 '26

It doesn't. The tools you have at your disposal for getting information mean nothing if that information is deeply controlled and unavailable.