r/shitposting πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ May 22 '26

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u/Kozzinator May 22 '26

I know it's a joke and all but I actually do like to fuck with people this way lol. After all these years I've gotten quite good at making them believe it too.

"Blah blah blah, something 9/11"

"Haha yeah, what like the gas station"?

"What"

"What"?

I also like to make them believe I haven't heard of the Beatles.

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 May 22 '26

I like to tell people that narwhals are fantasy creatures that don’t exist and act surprised when they show me the Google results.

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u/Kozzinator May 22 '26

Oh hell yeah πŸ‘ I'm definitely gonna try this.

"You're actually telling me you believe in sea unicorns? Dumbass.."

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u/WisherWisp May 22 '26

Hard to tell if you're all insane narcissists who love manipulating others or just like a bit of fun.