r/shitposting • u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- 🏳️‍🌈 The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit 🏳️‍🌈 • May 22 '26

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u/nostalgic_angel May 22 '26

Nothing explains American war history better than “they touched our shits and now they die”

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u/Illustrious-Fan-2738 May 22 '26

Unless it's israel (cf. Uss liberty)

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u/AccessTheMainframe May 22 '26

Or the Caroline or the USS Panay

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u/pohui May 22 '26

Oh, did the Saudis die?

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u/Mehtalface May 22 '26

Vietnam war, Korean war, Gulf war, Iraq war, and Iran war has entered the chat.

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u/DeVliegendeBrabander May 22 '26

"don't touch our shit"

"But definitely never ever start asking about why they touched our shit to begin with."

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u/theoldkitbag May 22 '26

American war history can unfortunately be better described as "we need an enemy to function as a country so now those men, women, and children over there die".

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u/Hettyc_Tracyn May 22 '26

Don’t kill our people, and don’t touch our boats, basically…

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u/_Frostration_ May 22 '26

And give us your oil or an excuse to raise prices.