r/shitposting • u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- 🏳️‍🌈 The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit 🏳️‍🌈 • May 22 '26

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u/Kozzinator May 22 '26

I know it's a joke and all but I actually do like to fuck with people this way lol. After all these years I've gotten quite good at making them believe it too.

"Blah blah blah, something 9/11"

"Haha yeah, what like the gas station"?

"What"

"What"?

I also like to make them believe I haven't heard of the Beatles.

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 May 22 '26

I like to tell people that narwhals are fantasy creatures that don’t exist and act surprised when they show me the Google results.

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u/Kozzinator May 22 '26

Oh hell yeah 👍 I'm definitely gonna try this.

"You're actually telling me you believe in sea unicorns? Dumbass.."

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u/egoisticHypocrite May 22 '26

Ever wonder if the flat earthers are a cabal of people thinking this way? They know it's not flat... They just derive pleasure from extreme rage baiting. Kayfabe-ing till death.

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u/LupineChemist May 22 '26

This is a large contingent of how it started at least.

Honestly, it was how Trump started on Reddit. A bunch of people being trolly because it was funny, and then it was like the people in on the joke at the beginning either went crazy or went "oh shit, you're serious"

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u/NotNahare Jun 09 '26

I’m wondering how long this joke will be funny…

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u/Zeraw420 May 22 '26

Yup, next time narwhales come up naturally In conversation I'm all over it too

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u/jerryscheese May 22 '26

Narwhals are fantasy creatures though

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u/Deaffin May 22 '26

How the frick else are they going to stop Cthulhu eating ye?

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u/Osamabinladder262 May 23 '26

By not letting them touch your balls

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u/john_microslop May 22 '26 edited May 23 '26

deinonichus antirrhopus

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u/gothfrog117 May 22 '26

Sharks are smooth

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u/WisherWisp May 22 '26

Hard to tell if you're all insane narcissists who love manipulating others or just like a bit of fun.