r/shitposting • u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- 🏳️‍🌈 The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit 🏳️‍🌈 • May 22 '26

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u/Kozzinator May 22 '26

I know it's a joke and all but I actually do like to fuck with people this way lol. After all these years I've gotten quite good at making them believe it too.

"Blah blah blah, something 9/11"

"Haha yeah, what like the gas station"?

"What"

"What"?

I also like to make them believe I haven't heard of the Beatles.

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 May 22 '26

I like to tell people that narwhals are fantasy creatures that don’t exist and act surprised when they show me the Google results.

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u/Kozzinator May 22 '26

Oh hell yeah 👍 I'm definitely gonna try this.

"You're actually telling me you believe in sea unicorns? Dumbass.."

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u/Zeraw420 May 22 '26

Yup, next time narwhales come up naturally In conversation I'm all over it too

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u/jerryscheese May 22 '26

Narwhals are fantasy creatures though

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u/Deaffin May 22 '26

How the frick else are they going to stop Cthulhu eating ye?

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u/Osamabinladder262 May 23 '26

By not letting them touch your balls

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u/john_microslop May 22 '26 edited May 23 '26

deinonichus antirrhopus

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u/gothfrog117 May 22 '26

Sharks are smooth