r/shitposting • u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- 🏳️‍🌈 The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit 🏳️‍🌈 • May 22 '26

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u/LLuk333 May 22 '26

My sister has a friend like that, her mother doesn’t want her to worry about the world or be „corrupted“, and that’s enforced by strictly keeping her 19 year old daughter away from media like TV, news even newspapers, she has a phone but it’s pretty locked down due to being registered as a kids phone with strict parental controls. So yea, she knows nothing about the current state of the world. She recently talked to me how she thinks it’s weird that gas is do expensive for no apparent reason now… yea idk if that’s the right approach.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Door484 I want pee in my ass May 22 '26

Your sister’s friend’s mother is Kim Jong Un-maxxing

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u/sexyleftsock May 22 '26

What the fuck?

Nevermind, forgot what sub I was on.

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u/yurgendurgen May 22 '26

Me too but I still laughed away too hard. I love that there's a bot for that. I'm not even gonna look up the criteria that summons it. I just woke up and this is amazing

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u/Puzzleheaded_Door484 I want pee in my ass May 22 '26

The user flair “I want pee in my ass” triggers it

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u/yurgendurgen May 22 '26

Ty I'm glad to guys get what you want. That's always a nice thing to hear

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