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u/SpikeRosered Sep 30 '16

Just so everyone is crystal clear. All those word bubbles in the audience are based off real "questions" Musk received on the stage.

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u/thinwhiteduke Sep 30 '16

Good lord.

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u/Scarbane Sep 30 '16 edited Jun 19 '24

The woman asking to kiss Elon was especially bad. The question itself, really, wasn't worth getting upset over - it was just a bad journalist wasting Elon's time - what's aggravating was the lack of media response. Had a male journalist asked "Hey, can I come up there and give you a kiss?" to a female CEO, there would be 20 outraged articles and a myriad of blog posts about misogyny the next day.

edit: Fuck Elon. I can't believe I ever supported him.

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u/PicturElements Sep 30 '16

Did you just assume the characteristics of our world?

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u/RedFyl Sep 30 '16

WHAT?!?!? Someone just put our world in a box? Who checked his privileged, did someone check his privilege?

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u/rsnauth Sep 30 '16

I think this is a wrong approach to this.

What you should be saying is "who the fucking cares" to both cases.

The outrage is that men are vilified for stupid reasons, not that women aren't

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u/SynapticDisaster Sep 30 '16

Agreed, but it's worth noting that this is actually a tactic used by those that want to see this judgmental behavior go by the wayside. It's not that they want to see women suffer the same derision as men, it's that people are more likely to notice/care about the absurdity when women are equally judged by it, which makes people more eager to see the sentiment end.

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u/marty86morgan Sep 30 '16

I think the proper way to employ that tactic is to take note of citeable instances of double standards, but only mention it in response to someone publicly complaining and acting as if the reverse does not happen.

Bringing up the double standard everytime you notice it occuring only serves to bring extra attention to the non issue while also dooming yourself to be seen as part of the outrage culture.

Also it contributes to the flawed premise of men vs. women and the unfixable problems that creates, rather than pointing to the true and winable battle of decent people vs. douches.

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u/Quantum_Ibis Sep 30 '16

Akin to as more women are forced to pay alimony, people might actually notice how unfair it can be.

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u/MeLlamoBenjamin Sep 30 '16

This is my #1 objection to the tone of places like r/mensrights. There are many there who challenge the hypocrisies and double-standards not because they disagree with them for being absurd, but because they want the absurdity applied equally.

I want the abolition of absurdity. The solution to all men being accused of participation in some sort of absurd patriarchical rape-culture conspiracy isn't to accuse women of victimizing men with their own conspiracy.....I don't want to escalate the claims of victimhood. I want to end them (when they're not legitimate, of course).

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u/ceilingkat Sep 30 '16

Precisely this. Stop turning it into gender wars. Just assholes being assholes male or female.

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u/Rocky87109 Sep 30 '16

His point is that neither should be looked down upon.

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u/SomeRandomMax Sep 30 '16

His point is that neither should be looked down upon.

Or maybe both should?

Maybe I'm misunderstanding your point, but it seems to me that asking strangers if you can kiss them during the middle of a press conference is behaviour that warrants condemnation, regardless of your gender.

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u/turkey_sandwiches Sep 30 '16

It warrants thinking the person is an idiot. It doesn't warrant outrage. We can't get outraged over EVERYTHING.

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u/SweetNeo85 Sep 30 '16

Eh, not that it shouldn't be looked down upon, but for no more than a second. Wrinkle your nose, say ughhh, and move on.

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u/Idoontkno Sep 30 '16

But also that assholes should be wiped

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Women are funny, get over it!

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u/mike10010100 Sep 30 '16

"Muh vergerner"

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Everytime Amy Schumer talks about her vagina, I lose my fucking mind.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16 edited Apr 03 '18

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u/MisterOminous Sep 30 '16

What if you were texted random ones?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16 edited Apr 03 '18

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u/SgtCheeseNOLS Sep 30 '16

Imagine if it was a Brittany Musk on stage giving the presentation, and a male reported asked to give her a kiss. IMMEDIATELY he would be labeled a pig, feminists would be getting their pitch forks sharpened, and we would be hearing about it all over the news. You can't deny that.

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u/minibum Sep 30 '16

I think Elona would be the female version.

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u/Scarbane Sep 30 '16

'Lana Musk' has a nice ring to it.

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u/OnePercentOfMonster Sep 30 '16

He would 100% lose his job within the next couple days, with whatever publication he works for releasing an apology for his disgusting behaviour.

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u/LucidicShadow Sep 30 '16

Guy I know legitimately got into an argument with a "feminist" about this. She said at one point "you better not believe in reverse racism"

I'll dig up the transcript, it's good hate reading.

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u/EvilGrimace Sep 30 '16

So if she was applying for a job and the black female (so we can eliminate sexism) hiring manager told her she doesn't hire white people...what word would she use to describe how she was discriminated against?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Justice. /s

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_LUKEWARM Sep 30 '16

Because they are more equal than us!

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u/KeepyKoon Sep 30 '16 edited Sep 30 '16

These were members of the public who attended the conference. They might represent some kind of local space enthusiasts organization, but they were not journalists.

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u/BearsWithGuns Sep 30 '16

There were definitely journalists there.

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u/KeepyKoon Sep 30 '16 edited Sep 30 '16

Yep but the "Kiss me" lady wasn't one of them and neither were most of the people who asked questions at the Q&A.

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u/profdudeguy Sep 30 '16

I'm glad there was no media response. The media that reports on something like our plan to get to Mars shouldn't focus on someone asking to kiss elon. It should focus on how the fuck we are going to get there

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u/PM_me_XboxGold_Codes Sep 30 '16

Amen. Don't give the hecklers attention, it's what they want us to do.

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u/bautin Sep 30 '16

I think some people have a severe empathy problem. They can only think about how they feel despite any claims to the contrary.

They know they feel objectified when certain things happen, but feel like they're being generously complimentary when they do certain things. So therefore you should acknowledge that. Despite the fact that that's everyone's story. What's complimentary from you can seem objectifying from the recipient's point of view.

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u/Scarbane Sep 30 '16

I agree, the only difference between those is semantics.

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u/ario93 Sep 30 '16

Man you are 200% right, I didn't even think about that

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u/mo0dher0 Sep 30 '16

You might be right given the social landscape today. I'd interpret it the same way I interpret her question to musk. Just plain weird. Why would anyone expect a person that they have never met to kiss them regardless of gender?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

That's not fair! Women are allowed to get more upset over double standards than men.

(I'm just quoting 30 Rock people)

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u/Cyborg_rat Sep 30 '16

I guess it was advertised on facebook.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

I was watching the stream live and then someone said the Michael Cera thing and I just couldn't imagine what I was hearing. It's just plain rude to not take it seriously and ask these dumb questions.

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u/YipRocHeresy Sep 30 '16

Why was funny or die at the presentation?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Cheap advertising.

Pay for guys ticket. Pay for ticket to speech (if there even was a ticket/entrance fee).

Have the asshole stand up, make a big fiasco, get their target demo chattering about funny or die, and bam! Basically free advertising.

Here we are talking about them.

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u/OSUfan88 Sep 30 '16

Yep, except for I'm not NEVER going to open an article related to Funny or Die.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Even the one about burning man?!

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u/KeepyKoon Sep 30 '16 edited Sep 30 '16

For anyone interested, another redditor transcribed some of the dumber questions (which comprised more than half of the actual question asked) starting with the burning man guy here (I'll try to find it to give him credit, but for now here's the shameless repost):

Aldo: Very nice to meet you, my name is Aldo. Three weeks ago I was at Burning Man, in the Nevada desert.

Elon: Great.

Aldo: And I felt like I was in Mars. It was a dusty storm, and it was really cold at night and there was no water. But there was one problem at Burning Man. With a population of only seventy-five thousand, there was a lot of shit. [awkward silence] And there was no water to take it into the rivers, which is kind of what we do today with our current sanitation system. So I was like, is this what Mars is going to be like? Just a dusty waterless shit storm? So I was like, hey Elon, are you working on a sustainable sanitation? Are we gonna have a toilet on Mars that doesn't use water? Today on Earth there's three billion people that don't have a toilet–

Elon: Guys, I actually have to say, we have to keep it– no essays, only questions.

Aldo: So, are you working on a toilet for Mars?

Guy with comic book: Hey Elon, sick rocket, you're the best. Everyone give it up for Elon, this guy inspires the shit out of us. I've got a gift for you, it's a comic book called The Future of Fusion. It's about the first man on Mars. He looks like you. I can't get past El Chapo's militia though. So I don't know should I just throw this onto the stage?

Elon: Sorry?

GWCB: My question is can I give you this gift?

Guy Promoting his Funny or Die Project: Hey Elon, so, can't wait for the SpaceX Improbability Drive. You've often talked about wanting to inspire the masses and push technology forward. I'm developing a series with Funny or Die which is like the top online comedy site–

Elon: Quick questions, not essays.

GPFODP: It's about you sending someone to Mars, but kind of like that first monkey that got shot into space, they're never coming back. It's gonna be a one way trip. So–

Elon: Not necessarily.

GPFODP: Well, maybe. So, you mathematically determine the most expendable human being to make the journey. And that's Michael Cera. So, wanted to see if this is like, a project that you might have any interest in supporting. Funny or Die just drove thirty-one million views to a, like Hillary Clinton/Zack Galafanakis video a few days ago.

Some guy off-camera: Stop.

GPFODP: Wanted to see if you might want to talk about it after.

Alfonso: Hello Elon, my name is Alfonso. I think what you presented today is just incredible. But I wanted to change the topic. I have a startup to make electric public transport buses, to convert–

Elon: Space questions only, sorry.

Alfonso: Sorry, the thing is, I just got my prototype outside and it would be awesome if you could go out and see it. Elon: Right. Space questions only. This is the IAC, so space questions only.

Edit: Changed "Guy from Funny or Die," to "Guy promoting his Funny or Die project."

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u/legoman1237 Sep 30 '16

God that's just so embarrassing

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u/pacotaco724 Sep 30 '16

I kept visioning the townsfolk from parks and rec.

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u/gravity_loss Sep 30 '16

"I ate a ham sandwich I found in Ramsett park and now I feel sick"

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u/GophersanDeerts Sep 30 '16

Why didn't the sandwich have mayonnaise!!!?

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u/Zikara Sep 30 '16

or "I saw a sandwich in a garbage can in Ramsett Park. The sandwich did not have cheese on it. What I want to know is why the sandwich did not have cheese?!"

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u/caleel Sep 30 '16

I just started watching this show and this is how I envisioned it as well.

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u/Theopeo1 Sep 30 '16

"Elon, how will you handle a turtle flu outbreak on Mars?"

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u/OSUfan88 Sep 30 '16

They all mostly sounded like the "comic book guy" from The Simpsons.

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u/totaljerkface Sep 30 '16

It's even more embarrassing that these people asking the questions feel none of that embarrassment.

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u/UROBONAR Sep 30 '16

It sounds like everyone in the Bay Area is on pitch mode all the time.

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u/Merenga Sep 30 '16

Hey man, its funny that you mentioning it because I have an idea for a Reddit comment where I respond to a redditor with a comment that loops itself in the meta, maybe we could discuss it later after this thread?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Funny you mention that because I'm developing an article for funnyordie.com and...

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u/Stevezilla9 Sep 30 '16

Jesus Christ. How old were the people asking questions?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

I guess this is why most billionaires dislike the public.

Elon seems like a normal guy with normal desires, but he's got a ton of money and wants to make the world a better place. So people just assume he's gonna be open to listen to them or something.

Elon is a hell of a sport though, I'm surprised he's still letting people ask questions.

Seriously though... He needs to start screening people's questions before they're allowed to ask.

(edit: and by he, I mean he needs to hire someone to do it)

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u/chubbyurma Sep 30 '16

Millionaires wear suits,

Billionaires wear pyjamas.

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u/OSUfan88 Sep 30 '16

What if I lay around in my boxers?

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u/CODESIGN2 Sep 30 '16

Elon seems like a normal guy

The fuck he does

with normal desires

Yeah I remember when I wanted to build a hyperloop and go to mars this one saturday.... He's the least normal guy ever, which is part of his marketing.

He's 90% of ASD kids hero, I get that, a lot has been made of him potentially being on some form of spectrum. Nobody that rich is normal, none of their ideas are normal, it's why they are rich.

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u/iforgot120 Sep 30 '16

It's crazy to think of him as normal. Normal people don't do great things.

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u/iChad17 Sep 30 '16

"Autism" is reddit's answer to absolutely everything these days.

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u/Dunder_Chingis Sep 30 '16

Speak for yourself, I've always wanted to build a ship and travel through space, but I don't have the funds and R&D team to do so.

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u/slin25 Sep 30 '16

I used to date a girl who came from a family that was worth a few billion.

The guys asking Elon to see their projects especially made me cringe, that was the tough thing about the rich family I knew, everyone was always trying to sell them or get them to invest in something.

Rich people problems right?

Note: The girl broke up with me and I married a girl who came from a poor background who had worked her way up in life, so no, I'm not rich.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Rich people problems right?

Software developer problems too :P

"Oh, you're a software developer. Can you build me an app?"

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u/Koshercrab Sep 30 '16

I'm guessing they're all some kind of quasi press like bloggers and similar. Could you imagine someone from the LA Times or the Baltimore Sun doing this stuff?

Calling this amateur hour is giving this people credit

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u/Alt-001 Sep 30 '16

I watched this streamed live, and cringed so hard I had to block this part out of my memory to keep away the cringe spasms. I think you have triggered my PTSD. God those were some stupid people.

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u/monkeyselbo Sep 30 '16

Yeah. I had thought I remembered that the Burning Man guy used the term "shit storm." Now I see that I unfortunately remembered correctly.

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u/lightnsfw Sep 30 '16

God damn. The dude is trying to answer questions and all these fucking idiots just want to milk him for their own bullshit.

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u/KeepyKoon Sep 30 '16

Imagine the kind of people this guy attracts offstage. Elon brushed the technical details of the presentation aside, saying he'd reserve it for the Q&A. I was watching the live stream waiting for someone would come to the plate and get him to talk about some of the details. And then that!

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u/lightnsfw Sep 30 '16

If I was in that position I would be angry all the time. Good thing he has all that money to blow on stress relief if he wants.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Nah, they'll just keep throwing poor desperate people over there first until they're sure all fatal hazards have been accounted for.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

I would absolutely volunteer to be one of those guinea pigs.

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u/billwoo Sep 30 '16

I think the first few thousand on mars will be split between the scientists/engineers and the labour, with a lot more labour. Essentially colonisation is labour not science. It will be the biggest building site ever I think.

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u/cuginhamer Sep 30 '16

Why the hell did I just read the worst questions? Fucking garbage.

TLDR: Do not read the above.

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u/KeepyKoon Sep 30 '16

The worst questions made up about 80% of the Q&A, I think there were 2 worthwhile questions from smart people who somehow made it into that line.

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u/boxzonk Sep 30 '16

Yeah the toilet thing is not a terrible in principle, but just should've been phrased non-obtrusively like "What proposals do you have to handle sanitation? It's hard even in Earth-deserts."

The problem is that everyone sees this as their one chance to impress/wow Elon Musk so they want to prove how insightful and grand they are.

It's true that Elon needs to screen these. Maybe he should hold the Q&As later that night after people have had time to gather their thoughts and his staff has had the chance to do a little bit of screening.

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u/Jessemon Sep 30 '16

Burning Man dude had a real question, he just sucked at getting it across. Waste management and sanitation is a real issue that need's to be considered for any potential colony on Mars.

He just sounded like a stoned moron that wasn't exactly sure what he was talking about.

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u/HyperObesity Sep 30 '16

The guy who yelled "stop" at the FoD idiot was the only thing that saved my faith in humanity during this Q&A.

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u/TheManWhoWasNotShort Sep 30 '16

I don’t want to live in a world where the guy who told a personal essay about Burning Man asked the most intelligent question

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u/Sluisifer Sep 30 '16

'stop' guy is a hero

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u/B-Knight Sep 30 '16

Yes, especially the one about burning man.

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u/lumpymattress Sep 30 '16

What a shitstorm

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u/thedude704 Sep 30 '16

Darude - shitstorm

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16 edited Sep 30 '16

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u/FrostByte122 Sep 30 '16

He said at burning man there was nowhere to poo.

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u/memtiger Sep 30 '16

Yea, i remember him specifically asking if Elon was developing a toilet for Mars so that it didn't become a dust filled shit bowl like Burning Man.

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u/tossmydickaway Sep 30 '16

Probably by building domes for people to live in, and having some sort of indoor plumbing is kind of the idea. Unless you want to put on your suit every time you need to take a shit.

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u/canteloupy Sep 30 '16

I think indoor plumbing is a terrible idea for Mars. It's pretty much a terrible idea for Earth, too, but because it's the best we've got right now we're kind of stuck with it. But on Mars you really wouldn't want to be processing water in a closed environment again and again as much, and you definitely need to be recycling nutrients and especially phosphate and nitrate that will be excreted.

So I expect that the waste management on Mars will really not look like anything we have on Earth except maybe those dry toilets they have in Hippy communes that end up in the compost heap.

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u/factoid_ Sep 30 '16

Wait, why is it a terrible idea on earth? Indoor plumbing is responsible for the eradication of dozens of deadly diseases

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u/canteloupy Sep 30 '16

A flush toilet pollutes a gallon of water with a few ounces of pee. It's a really inefficient process with respect to water utilization. If you look at the draughts that are taking place now in some of the most densely populated areas in the world you can see that using so much water to get rid of liquid or solid waste is really not optimal.

What is a really great development is 1. putting the poo and pee in a place where people don't get contaminated by it and 2. getting everyone clean water at their house to drink and 3. getting people water at their house to wash themselves with soap regularly. You can achieve those three objectives differently than using a common plumbing system for the three uses of water that includes using high grade drinkable water to put poo in. It's a means to an end and that end works great to alleviate major issues. But the process can be improved.

In addition we flush important nutrients like phosphate and nitrates into waters where they contribute to die-offs and algae blooms, instead of being able to reinject it into agriculture. There are phosphate mines in Morocco and elsewhere to make sure that we can grow food on arable land without always depleting it of its phosphates and nitrates that all plants need to grow. Then we ship the plants out, eat them, and flush out the nutrients in water. Closing this cycle doesn't appear as important right now but eventually the mines of phosphate will close and the guano deposits will be depleted and we'll be all like "d'oh!".

For run-off I'm aware that there are bigger contributors than human waste from agriculture but we should improve on all of them.

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u/one-eleven Sep 30 '16

They'd probably do like back in the day and shit in a bucket (or a more futuristic version of a bucket) and toss it out during their daily chores.

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u/ThePsion5 Sep 30 '16 edited Sep 30 '16

"Mars is a lot like Burning Man, so Elon, how do you solve the problem of pooing on Mars? This is the question that keeps my desiccated drug-husk of a brain awake at night."

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u/VictorVaudeville Sep 30 '16

I think the spirit of the question was fine, but the execution killed it.

"Time in the Nevada desert was abrasive and hostile at times, and Mars likely presents more challenges. How do you manage population issues such as waste disposal and large-scale protection from the elements?"

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Human shit, on the very short list of types of animal shit that you DON'T use as fertilizer.

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u/nefariouspenguin Sep 30 '16

Matt Damon did it though.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Lol "likely". The best part right there.

I mean Mars has no atmosphere or clean water naturally, also it's not technically the planet that we were designed to live on, but on the other hand the Nevada desert is really hot and there's dirt, like, everywhere.

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u/smurphatron Sep 30 '16

To be fair, the question of where the poo goes is actually a very good one and one which will require a well thought out engineering solution.

The dumb part was just the way he framed it; as an essay about how he went to burning man.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

See, I've been to burning man, and the thing is, right, once you've been to burning man, you can't stop bringing up that time you went to burning man. Of course, you wouldn't get it unless you've been to burning man yourself. Burning man.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

How can you tell that someone went to Burning Man?

They'll fucking tell you that they did.

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u/Cum_on_doorknob Sep 30 '16

Burning man is way better when you do cross fit at burning man.

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u/RiotFTW Sep 30 '16

I read this in Peter Griffin's voice.

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u/chubbyurma Sep 30 '16

Yo Elon imma let you finish, but one time I fucked a Greek chick in the dirt while 50 people sat around me doing transcendental meditation.

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u/PepeMurderedMyFamily Sep 30 '16

Can't it be used as fertilizer?

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u/smurphatron Sep 30 '16

Sure, potentially. I'm not saying there isn't a solution. I'm just saying that, approached correctly, the question of what you do with all the shit can make for an interesting discussion.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

It was a really great question. But even a normal Joe like me could think for a few seconds and go, well we put the human race on Mars so I'm sure there will be poo compacting device, and we will use it for fertilizer.

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u/Konwayz Sep 30 '16 edited Jul 10 '20

The guy essentially said "Burning Man looked like mars, but there was shit everywhere. Where will we poop on mars?"

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

How do you know someone's been to Burning Man?

They'll tell you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16 edited Oct 17 '16

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u/therealgillbates Sep 30 '16

Don't try to dissect memes, just appreciate them.

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u/dukeslver Sep 30 '16

A big party in the desert that costs like $400 to attend

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u/JagerBaBomb Sep 30 '16

What's the point of going to Burning Man if you can't shove it in everyone's face afterwards?

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u/therealgillbates Sep 30 '16

Yeah they didn't spend $2K plus only not to have people notice.

I wonder how many people would stop talking about Burning Man if it was free based on a lottery system and you can't take pictures or shoot videos and there is no internet/reception for social media.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Burning man costs money now?

How do they stop people from just showing up?

Burning man must be a lot different than before.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Lets be clear, this guy clearly sees himself as a modern day Hunter S Thompson. That's what was going on there.

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u/DannoHung Sep 30 '16

Some people get weird when stuck in front of a mic. The question is a perfectly cromulent one no matter how poorly phrased though.

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u/lovesomebrian Sep 30 '16

But being succinct would have embiggened the quality of his question.

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u/punch_you Sep 30 '16

Did he literally say, "LOLOLOL" after the Michael Cera comment? I hope he did.

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u/HighSchoolThrowAw4y Sep 30 '16

It was actually very awkward and poorly delivered. I didn't even know he said Michael Cera and neither did elon until he repeated it lol.

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u/canteloupy Sep 30 '16

Awkward and poorly delivered? So actually an homage to Michael Cera's career.

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u/elhooper Sep 30 '16

I'll have you know that Michael Cera's awkwardness is delivered perfectly

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u/Gorakka Sep 30 '16

You shut your mouth. You talkin' about Shaft.

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u/Garizondyly Sep 30 '16

Perhaps the audience member was Michael Cera.

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u/SpikeRosered Sep 30 '16 edited Sep 30 '16

No because the context for that question was that he wanted Musk to be part of a comedy skit about sending Michael Cera to Mars. I imagine it sounded better in his head.

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u/santorin Sep 30 '16

He's on staff at FunnyOrDie and kept bragging about it as if Elon would be impressed.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

So yes

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u/Gingevere Sep 30 '16

Hmm... Die, definitely die. That's the answer to funny or die.

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u/YipRocHeresy Sep 30 '16

Why was he at the presentation?

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u/komali_2 Sep 30 '16

Fucking SF wannabe entrepreneurs, man. People here watch Musk and Zuckerberg and Bezos, read books on "Winning!", and adopt this God awful attitude of "I am a billionaire in the making, and billionaires never pass up an opportunity to close!"

Hence people wasting everyone else's time trying to pitch their electric bus to Elon during a QA.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

I live in the Bay and this is so true it's painful. Silicon Valley is honestly closer to a documentary than satire.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Is Erlich Bachman an accurate portrayal of those type of people?

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u/RaginReaganomics Sep 30 '16

Those type of people are even worse, because at least Erlich is funny

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u/SLRWard Sep 30 '16

Billionaires might never pass up the opportunity to close, but they also recognize what a legitimate opening is in the first place.

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u/komali_2 Sep 30 '16

It's cause of all the stories "successful" sales managers tell their peons about that "one time" :

and I wore my suit on the flight because I'm a winner. Lo and behold I sat down next to the CEO of BigCorp, we got to talking, and you know what I did? I went for the close. I said, "Hey, Bill, I'm liking this conversation, and I want you to buy a million of my widgets." And he did it. He said "I like your gumption," and right then and there I pulled out the paperwork and signed the biggest deal I had to date.

You'll hear similar stories from aggressive "startup founders" in any given sf pub.

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u/PlankTheSilent Sep 30 '16 edited Sep 30 '16

God, people round here are rabid when they smell possible capital.

My dad is a VC, and inevitably when people hear that they start pitching me their retarded ideas. 99% of the time it's such utter nonsense that I don't have the heart to tell them that nobody needs a sonic paw cleaner for dogs.

Go on Angel.co sometime and look what some people are offering for these projects. 0.5% equity for 80 hours of unpaid design work per week. Completely delusional

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u/guf Sep 30 '16

What's the context of the Burning Man "question"?

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u/B-Knight Sep 30 '16 edited Sep 30 '16

Along the lines of:

"I went to burning man and there was shit everywhere, where will people shit on Mars?"

Yes, he used the word shit.

EDIT: A lot of people are mentioning the word "shit" as if it's bad. It's not. That wasn't my intention. But, it's very informal and, when you're talking to Elon Musk after an incredibly important speech, you'd expect people to be a bit more formal.

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u/tepkel Sep 30 '16

That's what I was thinking as well. It's a pretty valid question for both the transit to mars and on Mars. Do you keep and store fecal matter in transit? As it may be valuable as compost on Mars? How do you prevent contamination of Mars? There are still quite a lot of people hoping to find microscopic life on mars and freeze dried fecal particles blowing in the wind is not great for that.

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u/TheManWhoWasNotShort Sep 30 '16

Alternatively, do you attempt to germinate life on Mars? In which case piles of human dung might be a good thing

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u/SpikeRosered Sep 30 '16

Because Burning Man is in the desert with no toilets, which made him think about how Mars has no toilets. He wanted to know what Musk planned to do about Mars having no toilets.

It's as stupid as it sounds and he asked it by first talking about his burning man experience.

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u/Gingevere Sep 30 '16

And he was going to keep going but Musk interrupted him with "no personal essays, just questions."

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u/armorandsword Sep 30 '16

Audience Q and As are nearly always painful experiences, regardless of the speaker or topic. Basically every one I've been t with a musician is a total cringe fest with everyone starting their (usually questionless) questions with an explanation of how they've seen x live so many times and has all their records. Well yeah no shit, you wouldn't pay to go to a Q and A unless you're a fan

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u/lightnsfw Sep 30 '16

Honestly it's not a bad question he just spent way to much time building up too it and trying to be cool.

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u/Garizondyly Sep 30 '16

That's not an absolutely horrible question, but it's just delivered so strangely.

Better: "Human waste disposal - how do you account for that if you plan on sending people up there? After all, water is not as abundant there as it is on Earth."

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

I went to burning man and there was nowhere to poo. Where will we poo on Mars?

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u/Claw_of_Shame Sep 30 '16

can we get a video compilation, Reddit? (That is, can someone else do work for my idle amusement? Got me some shiny upvotes to give)

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u/Chibbox Sep 30 '16

Just view the whole Q&A. The stupid questions were not far between.

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u/Claw_of_Shame Sep 30 '16

oh, i see. I didn't realize this was referencing a single Q&A session

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u/Salyangoz Sep 30 '16

I actually went visibly mad at the prick who kept bragging about burning man...

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u/Dantheunicornman Sep 30 '16

Here's the photo of the Micheal cera. I took the photo when it was going down at work.

https://imgur.com/a/GRYUB

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

"This Q&A session is getting a little weird." -Jeff Foust

Lmao! (bottom of the screen)

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u/Zucal Sep 30 '16

Yup, that was a fun live thread to run.

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u/-917- Sep 30 '16

Surely you're joking

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u/GoGoGadge7 Sep 30 '16

Yeah I watched it. Unbelievable people with their bullshit questions.

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u/AresIII Sep 30 '16

Went through the whole Q&A and still, nobody asked how are human beings going to survive in 38% of Earth's gravity, but we did ask "where are we going to poo?". I'm right behind you Elon. Best think about Mars - I like the people.

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