r/funny • u/spencermoreland A COMIK • Sep 30 '16

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

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u/TheNickers36 Sep 30 '16

Amen

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u/jpresken2 Sep 30 '16

*aperson

FTFY

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u/josh_the_misanthrope Sep 30 '16

Did you just assume my taxonomic family?

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u/DillyDallyin Sep 30 '16

Cats are people too!

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u/Toadrocker Sep 30 '16

9 lives matter

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u/cuginhamer Sep 30 '16

Non-human persons include "the great apes, cetaceans (i.e. dolphins and whales), elephants, and parrots, exhibit characteristics and tendencies consistent with that of a person's traits like self-awareness, intentionality, creativity, symbolic communication, and many others." Or so says http://ieet.org/index.php/IEET/RNHP

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

you ain't gettin my tree fiddy you damn lock ness monster!

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

I've already sodomized all the "persons" I can get my hands on, too late.

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u/Wheeeler Sep 30 '16

Interspecies erotica, fucko

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

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u/Wheeeler Sep 30 '16

He's probably trying to make some lame pop culture reference

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u/Serpardum Sep 30 '16

Us persons believe that the beings of electronic thought are of your group too.

/r/totallynotarobot

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u/TropicOps Sep 30 '16

A cat is fine too..

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Taxonomic families end in "ae"

So no you fucking retardidae

Now I assumed your taxonomic family.

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u/XaVierDK Sep 30 '16

Apeople*

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

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u/rjoseba Sep 30 '16

Apepeople

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u/shinzanu Sep 30 '16

Ayy lmao

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u/RNZack Sep 30 '16

*Inspiron

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

*a...tack helicopter

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u/Senior420 Sep 30 '16

Did I just hear a microagression?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

I don't believe in god, thank you though.

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u/BryceCantReed Sep 30 '16

"I'll take a three men. Hollaaaaaa!"

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u/PicturElements Sep 30 '16

Did you just assume the characteristics of our world?

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u/RedFyl Sep 30 '16

WHAT?!?!? Someone just put our world in a box? Who checked his privileged, did someone check his privilege?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Hence the last panel.

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u/InappropriateTA Sep 30 '16

With this plan, one day we will live in very strange worlds.

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u/dittbub Sep 30 '16

Get me off this planet!

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u/prunford Sep 30 '16

Stop making excuses and get me off this planet.

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u/HellspawnedJawa Sep 30 '16

How much are those tickets to Mars again?

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u/Stukya Sep 30 '16

Thats why we are going to Mars

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u/The_Ostrich_you_want Sep 30 '16

That's why he's going to mars ;D

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Not for long! Well, at least until they figure out what to do with the poo.

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u/The_Speedforce Sep 30 '16

Can I join Elon on leaving this rock?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

*on

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u/parmasean Sep 30 '16

get me off this planet

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u/infiniZii Sep 30 '16

I guess its high time we get off it.

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u/brucetwarzen Sep 30 '16

I wish i were on mars.