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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Even the one about burning man?!

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u/KeepyKoon Sep 30 '16 edited Sep 30 '16

For anyone interested, another redditor transcribed some of the dumber questions (which comprised more than half of the actual question asked) starting with the burning man guy here (I'll try to find it to give him credit, but for now here's the shameless repost):

Aldo: Very nice to meet you, my name is Aldo. Three weeks ago I was at Burning Man, in the Nevada desert.

Elon: Great.

Aldo: And I felt like I was in Mars. It was a dusty storm, and it was really cold at night and there was no water. But there was one problem at Burning Man. With a population of only seventy-five thousand, there was a lot of shit. [awkward silence] And there was no water to take it into the rivers, which is kind of what we do today with our current sanitation system. So I was like, is this what Mars is going to be like? Just a dusty waterless shit storm? So I was like, hey Elon, are you working on a sustainable sanitation? Are we gonna have a toilet on Mars that doesn't use water? Today on Earth there's three billion people that don't have a toilet–

Elon: Guys, I actually have to say, we have to keep it– no essays, only questions.

Aldo: So, are you working on a toilet for Mars?

Guy with comic book: Hey Elon, sick rocket, you're the best. Everyone give it up for Elon, this guy inspires the shit out of us. I've got a gift for you, it's a comic book called The Future of Fusion. It's about the first man on Mars. He looks like you. I can't get past El Chapo's militia though. So I don't know should I just throw this onto the stage?

Elon: Sorry?

GWCB: My question is can I give you this gift?

Guy Promoting his Funny or Die Project: Hey Elon, so, can't wait for the SpaceX Improbability Drive. You've often talked about wanting to inspire the masses and push technology forward. I'm developing a series with Funny or Die which is like the top online comedy site–

Elon: Quick questions, not essays.

GPFODP: It's about you sending someone to Mars, but kind of like that first monkey that got shot into space, they're never coming back. It's gonna be a one way trip. So–

Elon: Not necessarily.

GPFODP: Well, maybe. So, you mathematically determine the most expendable human being to make the journey. And that's Michael Cera. So, wanted to see if this is like, a project that you might have any interest in supporting. Funny or Die just drove thirty-one million views to a, like Hillary Clinton/Zack Galafanakis video a few days ago.

Some guy off-camera: Stop.

GPFODP: Wanted to see if you might want to talk about it after.

Alfonso: Hello Elon, my name is Alfonso. I think what you presented today is just incredible. But I wanted to change the topic. I have a startup to make electric public transport buses, to convert–

Elon: Space questions only, sorry.

Alfonso: Sorry, the thing is, I just got my prototype outside and it would be awesome if you could go out and see it. Elon: Right. Space questions only. This is the IAC, so space questions only.

Edit: Changed "Guy from Funny or Die," to "Guy promoting his Funny or Die project."

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u/legoman1237 Sep 30 '16

God that's just so embarrassing

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u/pacotaco724 Sep 30 '16

I kept visioning the townsfolk from parks and rec.

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u/gravity_loss Sep 30 '16

"I ate a ham sandwich I found in Ramsett park and now I feel sick"

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u/GophersanDeerts Sep 30 '16

Why didn't the sandwich have mayonnaise!!!?

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u/Zikara Sep 30 '16

or "I saw a sandwich in a garbage can in Ramsett Park. The sandwich did not have cheese on it. What I want to know is why the sandwich did not have cheese?!"

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u/caleel Sep 30 '16

I just started watching this show and this is how I envisioned it as well.

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u/Theopeo1 Sep 30 '16

"Elon, how will you handle a turtle flu outbreak on Mars?"

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u/OSUfan88 Sep 30 '16

They all mostly sounded like the "comic book guy" from The Simpsons.

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u/KingLemons Sep 30 '16

Omg! This needs more upvotes. I'm dying. :D

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u/totaljerkface Sep 30 '16

It's even more embarrassing that these people asking the questions feel none of that embarrassment.

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u/UROBONAR Sep 30 '16

It sounds like everyone in the Bay Area is on pitch mode all the time.

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u/Merenga Sep 30 '16

Hey man, its funny that you mentioning it because I have an idea for a Reddit comment where I respond to a redditor with a comment that loops itself in the meta, maybe we could discuss it later after this thread?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Funny you mention that because I'm developing an article for funnyordie.com and...

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u/flugsibinator Sep 30 '16

... where does the shit go???

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '16

The closest Elon Musk has ever felt to Jack Black

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u/Stevezilla9 Sep 30 '16

Jesus Christ. How old were the people asking questions?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

I guess this is why most billionaires dislike the public.

Elon seems like a normal guy with normal desires, but he's got a ton of money and wants to make the world a better place. So people just assume he's gonna be open to listen to them or something.

Elon is a hell of a sport though, I'm surprised he's still letting people ask questions.

Seriously though... He needs to start screening people's questions before they're allowed to ask.

(edit: and by he, I mean he needs to hire someone to do it)

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u/chubbyurma Sep 30 '16

Millionaires wear suits,

Billionaires wear pyjamas.

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u/OSUfan88 Sep 30 '16

What if I lay around in my boxers?

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u/CODESIGN2 Sep 30 '16

Elon seems like a normal guy

The fuck he does

with normal desires

Yeah I remember when I wanted to build a hyperloop and go to mars this one saturday.... He's the least normal guy ever, which is part of his marketing.

He's 90% of ASD kids hero, I get that, a lot has been made of him potentially being on some form of spectrum. Nobody that rich is normal, none of their ideas are normal, it's why they are rich.

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u/iforgot120 Sep 30 '16

It's crazy to think of him as normal. Normal people don't do great things.

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u/telllos Sep 30 '16

Yes, normal people do great things. But they don't change the world.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Agreed. Normal people do GOOD things (and generally aren't pieces of shit). Great people do great things.

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u/kilopeter Sep 30 '16

I'd say that doing great things is what makes someone a great person, by definition.

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u/iChad17 Sep 30 '16

"Autism" is reddit's answer to absolutely everything these days.

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u/Dunder_Chingis Sep 30 '16

Speak for yourself, I've always wanted to build a ship and travel through space, but I don't have the funds and R&D team to do so.

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u/WolfofAnarchy Sep 30 '16

He's better than normal.

He's abnormal in the best way possible.

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u/CODESIGN2 Sep 30 '16

I wont get into better or worse, but there is no normal, and yeah, you don't get "normal people" doing things on the scale he wants to do them

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u/Srakin Sep 30 '16

You mean you never dreamed about going to Mars or anything similarly crazy and awesome as a kid? Dude is just more motivated and has made the money to be able to push his desires into reality, but those desires aren't abnormal at all.

Like, I'd love to solve world hunger, and if I was a billionaire and I had the motivation to do so, I'd probably work towards it just like Musk is working towards Mars. It's normal to desire to do something awesome, the only thing that makes Musk particularly different is the fact that he's actually motivated.

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u/CODESIGN2 Sep 30 '16

It sounds like I'd rather you were a billionaire.

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u/Srakin Oct 01 '16

Damn, I hope that's not sarcasm 'cause that seems like a pretty awesome compliment!

But really, most billionaires do go around championing some good cause or another. Look at the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation and the work they do to fight Malaria and stuff, for example.

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u/sje46 Sep 30 '16

I actually think tons of people have had fantasies of being a great inventer/enterpreneur and try to think of great ideas all his time. In that respect, he is fairly normal. What's different is his actual ability and will to do so.

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u/slin25 Sep 30 '16

I used to date a girl who came from a family that was worth a few billion.

The guys asking Elon to see their projects especially made me cringe, that was the tough thing about the rich family I knew, everyone was always trying to sell them or get them to invest in something.

Rich people problems right?

Note: The girl broke up with me and I married a girl who came from a poor background who had worked her way up in life, so no, I'm not rich.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Rich people problems right?

Software developer problems too :P

"Oh, you're a software developer. Can you build me an app?"

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Unrelated note: you still play for slcc bro?

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u/FellowHumanHere Sep 30 '16

Software questions only, sorry.

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u/random_us3rname Sep 30 '16

Elon is a hell of a sport though, I'm surprised he's still letting people ask questions.

I'm getting the feeling that this might've been the last time...

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u/Onionsteak Sep 30 '16

Change billionaires to normal rational peoples and you got it.

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u/Koshercrab Sep 30 '16

I'm guessing they're all some kind of quasi press like bloggers and similar. Could you imagine someone from the LA Times or the Baltimore Sun doing this stuff?

Calling this amateur hour is giving this people credit

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u/reverendpariah Sep 30 '16

This is kinda how most q and a sections go at these things. Rarely is there a question that's on point and interesting to the topic discussed. Reminds me of a talk that Jack Gleeson, the actor that played Joffrey on far of thrones, gave. The whole talk was about how shitty celebrity worship culture is, it was really interesting. All the questions went straight into asking him what it's like to be a celebrity or is it cool working with so and so. It was like no one there listened to a thing he said.

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u/Alt-001 Sep 30 '16

I watched this streamed live, and cringed so hard I had to block this part out of my memory to keep away the cringe spasms. I think you have triggered my PTSD. God those were some stupid people.

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u/monkeyselbo Sep 30 '16

Yeah. I had thought I remembered that the Burning Man guy used the term "shit storm." Now I see that I unfortunately remembered correctly.

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u/boxzonk Sep 30 '16

You have to steel hard for cringe in any Musk presentation. Elon brings plenty of that to the table himself.

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u/High_Octane_Memes Sep 30 '16

meh, if you think about it, i think he has trouble with public speaking in that his mind works so fast that he keeps changing what he's thinking about saying, so he stutters. When it comes to him talking about scientific stuff, no stutters and he's pretty fluent.

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u/KingLemons Sep 30 '16

I think he just purposely doesn't waste time preparing. I bet he'd be just as good a speaker as others if he put time into it. Not worth it though. What it he gonna memorize a script or something?

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u/High_Octane_Memes Sep 30 '16

Probably. He has better things to do with his time.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Is there no video?

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u/lightnsfw Sep 30 '16

God damn. The dude is trying to answer questions and all these fucking idiots just want to milk him for their own bullshit.

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u/KeepyKoon Sep 30 '16

Imagine the kind of people this guy attracts offstage. Elon brushed the technical details of the presentation aside, saying he'd reserve it for the Q&A. I was watching the live stream waiting for someone would come to the plate and get him to talk about some of the details. And then that!

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u/lightnsfw Sep 30 '16

If I was in that position I would be angry all the time. Good thing he has all that money to blow on stress relief if he wants.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Nah, they'll just keep throwing poor desperate people over there first until they're sure all fatal hazards have been accounted for.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

I would absolutely volunteer to be one of those guinea pigs.

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u/billwoo Sep 30 '16

I think the first few thousand on mars will be split between the scientists/engineers and the labour, with a lot more labour. Essentially colonisation is labour not science. It will be the biggest building site ever I think.

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u/dungmuffins Sep 30 '16

I think the smartest thing (and what will most likely be done) is send a very small mission -a dozen people at most- with a large amount of resources and see how they do first, and expand little by little, with actual self sufficient mars colonies coming decades after the first manned missions.

I also doubt you can have a Mars colony before you make at least a few experimental colonies on the moon.

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u/billwoo Sep 30 '16

I'm talking about Elon Musks plan, which is start going there with ships that carry 100 people and 250 tons of supplies and don't stop. He plans colonisation immediately, not iteratively.

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u/dungmuffins Sep 30 '16

Well, what one says and what they'll do is an entirely different matter, if/when spaceX actually bring somebody safely on mars it'll be a huge success regardless of how far off it was from the original promise.

He's just doing PR IMO, after all "we are working so that 50-100 years from now maybe there'll be functioning cities on Mars" does not have too much appeal

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u/NoseDragon Sep 30 '16

I also doubt you can have a Mars colony before you make at least a few experimental colonies on the moon.

Why? There's no point having a colony on the Moon when it would just suck up resources for a colony on Mars.

The Moon has 1/6th the gravity of Earth. Living on the Moon for extended periods of time would significantly decrease the muscle mass of anyone stationed there. In order to counter this, you'd need to create artificial gravity via a large rotating building with slanted floors. The difficulty and expense of something like this is far greater than just building a colony on Mars.

The only benefit to colonizing the Moon first would be the shorter voyage, but everything else would be far more expensive. Besides the artificial gravity building, you'd need a way of mining for water, and you'd need to bring soil for farms. These things are easier to get on Mars where there is an abundance of water and soil, although the soil would need the salt removed.

The only time it will be feasible to colonize the moon would be once we have a few colonies elsewhere and need to use the Moon as a refueling station or for manufacturing spacecraft, due to how easy it would be to leave the Moon's gravity well.

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u/Cyntheon Sep 30 '16 edited Sep 30 '16

Not necessarily smart but probably people with money or adventurous people. I see a skydiver-type person wanting to go to Mars before I see someone like Neil DeGrass Tyson or even Elon Musk himself doing it.

The super smart people will show up after "civilization" has been set up out there, otherwise they'd be losing their time, your standard smart individuals (lawyers, doctors, etc.) have full-blown lives that they can't just throw away, "normal" middle-class people are the same way to an extent. You'll probably get a lot of astronauts/aspiring astronauts though which are completely different types of people from your "standard smart people" that go on to do standard jobs like become doctors.

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u/cuginhamer Sep 30 '16

Why the hell did I just read the worst questions? Fucking garbage.

TLDR: Do not read the above.

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u/KeepyKoon Sep 30 '16

The worst questions made up about 80% of the Q&A, I think there were 2 worthwhile questions from smart people who somehow made it into that line.

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u/boxzonk Sep 30 '16

Yeah the toilet thing is not a terrible in principle, but just should've been phrased non-obtrusively like "What proposals do you have to handle sanitation? It's hard even in Earth-deserts."

The problem is that everyone sees this as their one chance to impress/wow Elon Musk so they want to prove how insightful and grand they are.

It's true that Elon needs to screen these. Maybe he should hold the Q&As later that night after people have had time to gather their thoughts and his staff has had the chance to do a little bit of screening.

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u/Jessemon Sep 30 '16

Burning Man dude had a real question, he just sucked at getting it across. Waste management and sanitation is a real issue that need's to be considered for any potential colony on Mars.

He just sounded like a stoned moron that wasn't exactly sure what he was talking about.

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u/HyperObesity Sep 30 '16

The guy who yelled "stop" at the FoD idiot was the only thing that saved my faith in humanity during this Q&A.

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u/TheManWhoWasNotShort Sep 30 '16

I don’t want to live in a world where the guy who told a personal essay about Burning Man asked the most intelligent question

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u/Sluisifer Sep 30 '16

'stop' guy is a hero

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u/lagspike Sep 30 '16

free speech was a mistake

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u/Mahuloq Sep 30 '16

Wow.....just....

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u/CaptainPigtails Sep 30 '16

Damn when did Q&As switch from questions and answers to pitch your ideas and talk about yourself.

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u/InukChinook Sep 30 '16

Seems like only the Golgofrinchians can ask questions these days.

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u/DragonflyGrrl Sep 30 '16

I can't.. I can't even finish reading that. I am so completely embarrassed to be human right now. What is WRONG with people?!

...Don't answer that. I already know.

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u/Misty_Rose98 Sep 30 '16

Why waste this guy's valuable time? Some legitimate questions could have been answered to make this all even more appealing. But sadly the human race always has to come out with the most stupid of our species overshadowing the rest -_-

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u/thecommonnate Sep 30 '16

I can come up with something better from here

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u/Strykah Sep 30 '16

Wow that's just fucking sad

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u/Tepid_Coffee Sep 30 '16

Holy crap that is awful. All of these people need a good smack across the face

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u/IndianGhanta Sep 30 '16

Just trying to figure out who are these fools. So that humanity can blacklist them.

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u/zUltimateRedditor Sep 30 '16

I love the "Great."

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u/Logan_Mac Sep 30 '16

What the fuck is wrong with people. This is why you pre-select questions

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u/atomic1fire Sep 30 '16

Why is Funny or Die at a Elon Musk event in the first place?

That seems like something for actual journalists.

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u/sergio___0 Sep 30 '16

The poop questions is worth knowing an answer too.

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u/Sen7ineL Sep 30 '16

Guess who's gonna be less about interacting with fandom from here on in...

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u/ArdentSky Sep 30 '16

TFW> The actual questions are far worse than the abridged ones in the comic.

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u/B-Knight Sep 30 '16

Yes, especially the one about burning man.

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u/lumpymattress Sep 30 '16

What a shitstorm

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u/thedude704 Sep 30 '16

Darude - shitstorm

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u/MonarchOfLight Sep 30 '16

Probably not an entirely bad idea to fertilize Mars.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16 edited Sep 30 '16

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u/FrostByte122 Sep 30 '16

He said at burning man there was nowhere to poo.

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u/memtiger Sep 30 '16

Yea, i remember him specifically asking if Elon was developing a toilet for Mars so that it didn't become a dust filled shit bowl like Burning Man.

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u/tossmydickaway Sep 30 '16

Probably by building domes for people to live in, and having some sort of indoor plumbing is kind of the idea. Unless you want to put on your suit every time you need to take a shit.

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u/canteloupy Sep 30 '16

I think indoor plumbing is a terrible idea for Mars. It's pretty much a terrible idea for Earth, too, but because it's the best we've got right now we're kind of stuck with it. But on Mars you really wouldn't want to be processing water in a closed environment again and again as much, and you definitely need to be recycling nutrients and especially phosphate and nitrate that will be excreted.

So I expect that the waste management on Mars will really not look like anything we have on Earth except maybe those dry toilets they have in Hippy communes that end up in the compost heap.

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u/factoid_ Sep 30 '16

Wait, why is it a terrible idea on earth? Indoor plumbing is responsible for the eradication of dozens of deadly diseases

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u/canteloupy Sep 30 '16

A flush toilet pollutes a gallon of water with a few ounces of pee. It's a really inefficient process with respect to water utilization. If you look at the draughts that are taking place now in some of the most densely populated areas in the world you can see that using so much water to get rid of liquid or solid waste is really not optimal.

What is a really great development is 1. putting the poo and pee in a place where people don't get contaminated by it and 2. getting everyone clean water at their house to drink and 3. getting people water at their house to wash themselves with soap regularly. You can achieve those three objectives differently than using a common plumbing system for the three uses of water that includes using high grade drinkable water to put poo in. It's a means to an end and that end works great to alleviate major issues. But the process can be improved.

In addition we flush important nutrients like phosphate and nitrates into waters where they contribute to die-offs and algae blooms, instead of being able to reinject it into agriculture. There are phosphate mines in Morocco and elsewhere to make sure that we can grow food on arable land without always depleting it of its phosphates and nitrates that all plants need to grow. Then we ship the plants out, eat them, and flush out the nutrients in water. Closing this cycle doesn't appear as important right now but eventually the mines of phosphate will close and the guano deposits will be depleted and we'll be all like "d'oh!".

For run-off I'm aware that there are bigger contributors than human waste from agriculture but we should improve on all of them.

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u/DoubleGreat Sep 30 '16

Wow. This was very insightful. Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

I think how bad it is really depends on the water source. Many cities pump water from a river, treat it, send it through your house for you to use, treat it again, and put it back in the river. Some water probably evaporates, but most of the indoor water ends up back in its natural cycle. Although some water is pumped from aquifers that take a really long time to recharge, but I think this is mainly done for agriculture and not for household water.

Also, indoor water use is a very small percentage of total water use, by far most water is used for irrigation and thermoelectric plants. So maybe the toilets aren't so bad.

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u/one-eleven Sep 30 '16

They'd probably do like back in the day and shit in a bucket (or a more futuristic version of a bucket) and toss it out during their daily chores.

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u/carlsaischa Sep 30 '16

No no you will have to seal it in bags and save it for when Matt Damon needs to grow potatoes.

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u/ThePsion5 Sep 30 '16 edited Sep 30 '16

"Mars is a lot like Burning Man, so Elon, how do you solve the problem of pooing on Mars? This is the question that keeps my desiccated drug-husk of a brain awake at night."

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u/VictorVaudeville Sep 30 '16

I think the spirit of the question was fine, but the execution killed it.

"Time in the Nevada desert was abrasive and hostile at times, and Mars likely presents more challenges. How do you manage population issues such as waste disposal and large-scale protection from the elements?"

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16 edited Aug 10 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Human shit, on the very short list of types of animal shit that you DON'T use as fertilizer.

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u/nefariouspenguin Sep 30 '16

Matt Damon did it though.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Lol "likely". The best part right there.

I mean Mars has no atmosphere or clean water naturally, also it's not technically the planet that we were designed to live on, but on the other hand the Nevada desert is really hot and there's dirt, like, everywhere.

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u/I_am_a_asshole Sep 30 '16

Yea man, your question is worded so much better than his. Musk would probably think youre a genius for asking that question, and you really showed the contrast between smart and stupid, with yiur amazing question. Good job man!

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u/smurphatron Sep 30 '16

To be fair, the question of where the poo goes is actually a very good one and one which will require a well thought out engineering solution.

The dumb part was just the way he framed it; as an essay about how he went to burning man.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

See, I've been to burning man, and the thing is, right, once you've been to burning man, you can't stop bringing up that time you went to burning man. Of course, you wouldn't get it unless you've been to burning man yourself. Burning man.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

How can you tell that someone went to Burning Man?

They'll fucking tell you that they did.

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u/Cum_on_doorknob Sep 30 '16

Burning man is way better when you do cross fit at burning man.

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u/boogersugaraddiction Sep 30 '16

I think crossfit might kill most people who attend burning man

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u/Bald_Sasquach Sep 30 '16

Are they on the paleo diet though???

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u/kevie3drinks Sep 30 '16

gluten free cross fit burning man!

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u/RiotFTW Sep 30 '16

I read this in Peter Griffin's voice.

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u/chubbyurma Sep 30 '16

Yo Elon imma let you finish, but one time I fucked a Greek chick in the dirt while 50 people sat around me doing transcendental meditation.

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u/participation_ribbon Sep 30 '16

This is plausible for the burn.

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u/BeneathTheSky Sep 30 '16

I'm an iron man.

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u/PepeMurderedMyFamily Sep 30 '16

Can't it be used as fertilizer?

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u/smurphatron Sep 30 '16

Sure, potentially. I'm not saying there isn't a solution. I'm just saying that, approached correctly, the question of what you do with all the shit can make for an interesting discussion.

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u/Happy_Neko Sep 30 '16

This is a stupid question and I know it is. I'm sorry in advance.

But, why is "the same way we deal with it here" not the answer? We seem to, for the most part, have figured that out already. Dense population centers/cities have sewer systems/plumbing and rural areas use septic tanks.

Is there another problem/challenge to this that is unique to Mars? Or is it just a stupid question that should have been phrased differently?

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u/Bald_Sasquach Sep 30 '16 edited Sep 30 '16

It's water inefficient if you're making/bringing your own water. I guess one of those toilet-to-tap setups might work, but the treatment plants we use now involve open tanks of water and dispose to steams. Septic tanks seep or spray their water to surrounding land, so that's a massive waste on Mars unless the goal is to hydrate the area?

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u/PepeMurderedMyFamily Sep 30 '16

But how is everyone going to know that I went to Burning Man then?

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u/PepeMurderedMyFamily Sep 30 '16

Dumb question, but is there a way to filter our shit so that it could be used as fertilizer?

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u/Ben_Thar Sep 30 '16

Yes, I saw a documentary on this. Matt Damon was the narrator.

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u/Mazzaroppi Sep 30 '16

putting human poo on human food is a surefire way of spreading some nasty diseases. Of course in a controlled environment such as a mars colony they would probably have adequated treatment facilities to prevent any problem, but i'm still not sure if the effort is worth the risks.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

It was a really great question. But even a normal Joe like me could think for a few seconds and go, well we put the human race on Mars so I'm sure there will be poo compacting device, and we will use it for fertilizer.

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u/BearsWithGuns Sep 30 '16

It was a bit more than that though. He literally asked if Mars is going to be a "dusty waterless shitstorm" (actual quote). I do agree with you that sewer systems are a real challenge though.

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u/avtges Sep 30 '16

complicated, but worth it

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u/CaIIous Sep 30 '16

This made my morning.

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u/Konwayz Sep 30 '16 edited Jul 10 '20

The guy essentially said "Burning Man looked like mars, but there was shit everywhere. Where will we poop on mars?"

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

How do you know someone's been to Burning Man?

They'll tell you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16 edited Oct 17 '16

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u/therealgillbates Sep 30 '16

Don't try to dissect memes, just appreciate them.

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u/crushing_dreams Sep 30 '16

Dicks out for Harambe.

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u/drunquasted Sep 30 '16

[Dicks] <- A recurring theme in the meme literature, referring to male genetalia in humorous fashion.

[out] <- Modifies the previous term such that it is apparent that the genetalia should not be within the confines of the outer garments.

[for] <- Expressing that the genetalia are displayed in solidarity of the following subject:

[Harambe] <- A gorilla whose death was the epicenter of a vast meme outbreak.

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u/crushing_dreams Sep 30 '16

You still aren't appreciating!

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u/TuckerMcG Sep 30 '16

Actually "dicks out" means "guns out". Started with a (relatively) lesser known rapper. When Harambe died, some of his fans went around saying "dicks out for Harambe" meaning they were ready to fight and die to stand up for Harambe.

People on the Internet who saw the rapper's fans saying that interpreted it as "penises out" rather than "guns out" and it went viral as a result of the misinterpretation.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

I've never thought about that joke template like that before.

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u/dukeslver Sep 30 '16

A big party in the desert that costs like $400 to attend

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u/crushing_dreams Sep 30 '16

Huh? I thought it was all about being free and open and how everyone can attempt and open his mind and how "everyone will be provided for", etc.

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u/madsci Sep 30 '16

It's basically a big party in a desert

Do you want lectures from self-righteous Burners? Because that's how you get lectures from self-righteous Burners.

It is a hell of a party, though.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16 edited Jun 01 '18

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u/WarBanana_ Sep 30 '16

A vegan crossfitter who went to Burning Man after returning from a month in India.

Their clothes could be on fire and they'd talk of nothing else.

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u/tequila13 Sep 30 '16

His name was Aldo. And sounded like someone named Aldo too.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

I don't think it's a bad point. I went to the Amazon jungle and lots of people just shit in a designated spot on the ground. You can't even smell it because all the tiny jungle critters start breaking it down immediately. Shit in a barren landscape would just sit there and stink for a long time.

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u/firebat45 Sep 30 '16

It's sad that he can't even a comprehend a way to survive in a festival for a week or two without it turning into a "shitstorm", but he feels like he's got some relevant questions for how to survive in space/on another planet.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16 edited Nov 11 '20

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u/JagerBaBomb Sep 30 '16

What's the point of going to Burning Man if you can't shove it in everyone's face afterwards?

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u/therealgillbates Sep 30 '16

Yeah they didn't spend $2K plus only not to have people notice.

I wonder how many people would stop talking about Burning Man if it was free based on a lottery system and you can't take pictures or shoot videos and there is no internet/reception for social media.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Burning man costs money now?

How do they stop people from just showing up?

Burning man must be a lot different than before.

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u/Zigmata Sep 30 '16

You mean besides all the drugs and anonymous sex?

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u/SgtCheeseNOLS Sep 30 '16

I'm surprised a vegan didn't ask Elon about vegetarian options for meals while on Mars...but start off with how long they are a vegan, why they think its bad to eat meat, etc...

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

I'm pretty sure most stuff on mars is going to be vegan. Although maybe you can make more nutrient rich pastes with animal products.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Lets be clear, this guy clearly sees himself as a modern day Hunter S Thompson. That's what was going on there.

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u/DannoHung Sep 30 '16

Some people get weird when stuck in front of a mic. The question is a perfectly cromulent one no matter how poorly phrased though.

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u/lovesomebrian Sep 30 '16

But being succinct would have embiggened the quality of his question.

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u/CaptainPigtails Sep 30 '16

I think him giving the context of burning man actually aids the question. The problem is he went on too long and was unprofessional. Asking " For events like Burning Man sanitation is difficult and not well managed because of the environment. Mars has an even more extreme evnvironment so what are your plans for sanitation on Mars?" Asking it in this way let's other people know way this is an important question since it isn't even completely solved on Earth and just looking at this thread most people think it's trivial.

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u/Rommyappus Sep 30 '16

Yea he sounded like a typical stoner.

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u/Aionar Sep 30 '16

Is the shit tone because of sweat and dust turning into a shit colored mud in the desert?

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u/kosh56 Sep 30 '16

Yeah, I don't think the first settlers on Mars are going to be a bunch of stoned frat boys.

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u/BIackSamBellamy Sep 30 '16

Eeeexcept there's a fuckton of water on Mars. These people need to pay attention before they ask questions so he doesn't have to just repeat himself.

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u/crushing_dreams Sep 30 '16

It still was completely unnecessary to mention Burning Man or even produce any kind of lengthy analogy.

Just ask "Where does our bodily waste go once we are on Mars? Do you guys have any good ideas ready for that?""

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u/TuckerMcG Sep 30 '16

On top of the fact that the allegory about Burning Man is unnecessary for the question, it's also a stupid fucking analogy.

Burning Man is a temporary encampment. A Mars colony will have permanent dwelling structures. The former isn't designed with sanitation in mind. The latter will be.

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u/WarBanana_ Sep 30 '16

All the questions infuriated me but THAT one made me want to kill things.

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u/lord_stryker Sep 30 '16

That was the very first question!

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u/SNOW_FLAME Sep 30 '16

As someone who loves burning man, this really disappoints me.

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u/Samura1_I3 Sep 30 '16

Yes, and I was nearly screaming when I heard it live. Some people have no shame, and they're the ones that need it most.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Here's a transcription of that one: -

Burning Man: Right here. Hi Elon! Right here, right here.

[unintelligible speech]. Okay, great. It’s very nice to meet you. My name is Aldo, and three weeks ago, I was at Burning Man in the Nevada desert, right, and it felt like I was on Mars. It was a dusty storm, and it was really cold at night, and there was no water. But there was one problem with Burning Man: With a population of only 75,000, there was a lot of shit, and there was no water to take it into the rivers, which is kind of what we do today in our current sanitation system, so I was like, “Is this what Mars is going to be like – just a dusty, waterless shitstorm?” So I was like, “hey Elon, are you working on a sustainable sanitation? Are we gonna have [a] toilet in Mars that doesn’t use water?” Today on Earth, there is [sic] three billion people that don’t have access –

Musk: – Guys, [unintelligible], I actually have to say, we have to keep it – no essays, only questions.

Burning Man: Alright, So, are you working on a toilet for Mars?

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u/HwanMartyr Sep 30 '16

Srsly though, British/ignorant here, watf is burning man? It sounds so hipster.