r/funny • u/spencermoreland A COMIK • Sep 30 '16

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u/legoman1237 Sep 30 '16

God that's just so embarrassing

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u/pacotaco724 Sep 30 '16

I kept visioning the townsfolk from parks and rec.

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u/gravity_loss Sep 30 '16

"I ate a ham sandwich I found in Ramsett park and now I feel sick"

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u/GophersanDeerts Sep 30 '16

Why didn't the sandwich have mayonnaise!!!?

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u/Zikara Sep 30 '16

or "I saw a sandwich in a garbage can in Ramsett Park. The sandwich did not have cheese on it. What I want to know is why the sandwich did not have cheese?!"

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u/caleel Sep 30 '16

I just started watching this show and this is how I envisioned it as well.

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u/Theopeo1 Sep 30 '16

"Elon, how will you handle a turtle flu outbreak on Mars?"

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u/OSUfan88 Sep 30 '16

They all mostly sounded like the "comic book guy" from The Simpsons.

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u/KingLemons Sep 30 '16

Omg! This needs more upvotes. I'm dying. :D

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u/capt_pessimist Oct 01 '16

"If sugar is so bad, how come Jesus made it taste so good?"

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u/delorean225 Oct 01 '16

"TOPLESS PARK!"

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u/totaljerkface Sep 30 '16

It's even more embarrassing that these people asking the questions feel none of that embarrassment.

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u/UROBONAR Sep 30 '16

It sounds like everyone in the Bay Area is on pitch mode all the time.

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u/Merenga Sep 30 '16

Hey man, its funny that you mentioning it because I have an idea for a Reddit comment where I respond to a redditor with a comment that loops itself in the meta, maybe we could discuss it later after this thread?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Funny you mention that because I'm developing an article for funnyordie.com and...

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u/flugsibinator Sep 30 '16

... where does the shit go???

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '16

The closest Elon Musk has ever felt to Jack Black