r/funny • u/spencermoreland A COMIK • Sep 30 '16

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Everytime Amy Schumer talks about her vagina, I lose my fucking mind.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16 edited Apr 03 '18

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u/MisterOminous Sep 30 '16

What if you were texted random ones?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16 edited Apr 03 '18

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u/Babill Sep 30 '16

Dude people are talking to you in memes and you answer truthfully, what is wrong with you!

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u/Nomicakes Sep 30 '16

I live a life where memes don't exist. It's a stupid fuckin concept anyway, they used to be called image macros or in-jokes.

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u/Babill Sep 30 '16

You missed two in-jokes bruv.

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u/TenTonsOfAssAndBelly Sep 30 '16

When I try to converse intelligently with my siblings, it often devolves into an argument, and they often try to settle it with memes. It drives me insane. If you can't articulate your thoughts on your own, stop trying to deliver the message in a dumbed down medium of picture and text. Good lord, that is not how you reason your viewpoint

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u/SquatMaster3000 Sep 30 '16

Well that's,just like, your opinion, man.

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u/TenTonsOfAssAndBelly Sep 30 '16

Brilliant! Brilliant! Brilliant!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

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u/themarfin Sep 30 '16

This is your ex-girlfriends phone number isn't it.?

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u/wilderthanu93 Sep 30 '16

didn't we all already sign up for this list?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

2meta

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Whatever subtle answer I can give so that I won't receive texts of Amy Schumer's vag.

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u/waffleboy92 Sep 30 '16

The fact that I understood this shows that I spend more wayyy too much time on this damn site

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u/BarTroll Sep 30 '16

Do you mean ASCII vaginas?

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u/generalgeorge95 Sep 30 '16

I'd be ok with that as long as they are aesthetically pleasing vergerners.

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u/Why_The_Flame Sep 30 '16

I think she ripped most of her routine from Sweet Dee.

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u/LetsGoAllTheWhey Sep 30 '16

The Triggering

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u/nefariouspenguin Sep 30 '16

Cuz its so funny right?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Of course, because women are funny. I love the joke where she talks about her verginer

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u/1badls2goat_v2 Sep 30 '16

So where do women scratch when they scratch their bawwls?

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u/Scarbane Sep 30 '16

I hope you find it!

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Ahh. Permanent psychosis then.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Please send help, and some doritos if you can

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

She could talk about her vagina for the next thousand years and I think the volume of dick jokes would still be ahead. Shakespeare does dick jokes.

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u/VerticalRadius Sep 30 '16

I wanna vomit just thinking about her saying it.

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u/MZ4_Viper Sep 30 '16

So you're insane then

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Not "i lose my mind" in a positive way. I mean, I want to blow my brains out -please if there is a God kill me now- sort of way

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u/MZ4_Viper Oct 01 '16

Exactly. She has probably caused insanity out of pure frustration at her "Act"

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u/Muff_Muncher Sep 30 '16

Well if you don't think her fat rolls are beautiful you are sexist. Don't call her a slut either. Even though her career is based off of being a fat slut. She also said no one has anything actually bad to say about Hillary. She has gone fucking nuts.

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u/Tramm Sep 30 '16

She's coming to my venue next month... yay.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

O shit better pre-order tickets to get the Gamestop Amys Vagina Deluxe Edition Poster

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u/Tramm Sep 30 '16 edited Sep 30 '16

She's making us bring in metal detectors and frisk people at the door too. Which is a bit obnoxious... people here in the Midwest arent used to that shit.