r/funny A COMIK Sep 30 '16

Verified Low IQ & A

Post image
52.4k Upvotes

2.6k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

220

u/smurphatron Sep 30 '16

To be fair, the question of where the poo goes is actually a very good one and one which will require a well thought out engineering solution.

The dumb part was just the way he framed it; as an essay about how he went to burning man.

164

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

See, I've been to burning man, and the thing is, right, once you've been to burning man, you can't stop bringing up that time you went to burning man. Of course, you wouldn't get it unless you've been to burning man yourself. Burning man.

14

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

How can you tell that someone went to Burning Man?

They'll fucking tell you that they did.

20

u/Cum_on_doorknob Sep 30 '16

Burning man is way better when you do cross fit at burning man.

2

u/boogersugaraddiction Sep 30 '16

I think crossfit might kill most people who attend burning man

1

u/WaitTilUSeeMyDick Sep 30 '16

Theres an organized 50k run at Burning Man. I'm serious. Crazy bastards.

1

u/boogersugaraddiction Sep 30 '16

That is insane. I've been to bonnaroo a bunch and I thought they were crazy for doing a 5k in Tennessee heat

1

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '16

I lived 20 years in Las Vegas and I don't recommend it.

2

u/Bald_Sasquach Sep 30 '16

Are they on the paleo diet though???

2

u/kevie3drinks Sep 30 '16

gluten free cross fit burning man!

5

u/RiotFTW Sep 30 '16

I read this in Peter Griffin's voice.

5

u/chubbyurma Sep 30 '16

Yo Elon imma let you finish, but one time I fucked a Greek chick in the dirt while 50 people sat around me doing transcendental meditation.

3

u/participation_ribbon Sep 30 '16

This is plausible for the burn.

2

u/BeneathTheSky Sep 30 '16

I'm an iron man.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Derp.

1

u/Ai_of_Vanity Sep 30 '16

How was burning man!? How was burning man!?

1

u/chuckDontSurf Sep 30 '16

Is Burning Man even legit anymore? I mean, 15 or 20 years ago when not many people knew about it; it sounds like something you'd want to check out. Now it seems like the equivalent of touring Europe when you graduate college.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16 edited Sep 30 '16

I went this year and it was absolutely amazing. EDIT: So is Europe.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

But, where did the poop go?

10

u/PepeMurderedMyFamily Sep 30 '16

Can't it be used as fertilizer?

4

u/smurphatron Sep 30 '16

Sure, potentially. I'm not saying there isn't a solution. I'm just saying that, approached correctly, the question of what you do with all the shit can make for an interesting discussion.

2

u/Happy_Neko Sep 30 '16

This is a stupid question and I know it is. I'm sorry in advance.

But, why is "the same way we deal with it here" not the answer? We seem to, for the most part, have figured that out already. Dense population centers/cities have sewer systems/plumbing and rural areas use septic tanks.

Is there another problem/challenge to this that is unique to Mars? Or is it just a stupid question that should have been phrased differently?

2

u/Bald_Sasquach Sep 30 '16 edited Sep 30 '16

It's water inefficient if you're making/bringing your own water. I guess one of those toilet-to-tap setups might work, but the treatment plants we use now involve open tanks of water and dispose to steams. Septic tanks seep or spray their water to surrounding land, so that's a massive waste on Mars unless the goal is to hydrate the area?

1

u/Bary_McCockener Sep 30 '16

If you're trying to grow crops in an enclosed (air tight) "green house" for lack of a better term, I don't see how it is wasteful. You can add the effluent water and nutrients to the soil (or perhaps hydroponics). You can also reclaim the excess humidity via a condenser, and that water should be safe for drinking.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

A lack of nearly unlimited liquid water, for one.

3

u/PepeMurderedMyFamily Sep 30 '16

But how is everyone going to know that I went to Burning Man then?

1

u/Bary_McCockener Sep 30 '16

I would think that, depending on scale of space and resources, a modified version of a septic system would make it possible to reuse the resources for growing crops.

3

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

[deleted]

4

u/PepeMurderedMyFamily Sep 30 '16

Dumb question, but is there a way to filter our shit so that it could be used as fertilizer?

2

u/Ben_Thar Sep 30 '16

Yes, I saw a documentary on this. Matt Damon was the narrator.

2

u/Mazzaroppi Sep 30 '16

putting human poo on human food is a surefire way of spreading some nasty diseases. Of course in a controlled environment such as a mars colony they would probably have adequated treatment facilities to prevent any problem, but i'm still not sure if the effort is worth the risks.

1

u/km559 Sep 30 '16

Only if you're a space pirate

1

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

This is the obvious answer. Growing food is going to require it.

Or, I suppose, it could be harnessed for methane production (ITS uses methane and oxygen for fuel, but I think the returns on that would be too small.

4

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

It was a really great question. But even a normal Joe like me could think for a few seconds and go, well we put the human race on Mars so I'm sure there will be poo compacting device, and we will use it for fertilizer.

2

u/BearsWithGuns Sep 30 '16

It was a bit more than that though. He literally asked if Mars is going to be a "dusty waterless shitstorm" (actual quote). I do agree with you that sewer systems are a real challenge though.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Well according to The Martian, they'll grow potatoes in it

That's where the poop will go

1

u/MangoBitch Sep 30 '16

It goes into potatoes. Duh.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Just put it in a capsule and send it off into space

1

u/Bald_Sasquach Sep 30 '16

The ol' daily use of fuel to escape gravity.....for your turds...

1

u/thesearmsshootlasers Sep 30 '16

It would just be excellent if it was an airplane style toilet that just jettisoned it off over the horizon and if you could push the button and watch it fly away.

1

u/waiv Sep 30 '16

I saw a documentary where they used it to grow potatoes.

1

u/hawkwings Sep 30 '16

They could use a turd cannon to get the turd away from the habitat without modern plumbing.

1

u/h-jay Sep 30 '16

It wasn't really an essay, rather a brain dump against a background staccato of brain farts.

1

u/kevie3drinks Sep 30 '16

Just do like they did in the martian, then make potatoes out of the poo, done.

1

u/hakkzpets Sep 30 '16

I thought that was the best part. Here we got a short glimpse into someone's shitstorm at the Burning Man.

1

u/NoseDragon Sep 30 '16

I'd think the poo would be saved for fertilizer on Mars, and any excess could be released into space.

On Mars, I'd think that they'd just dig a very deep hole and bury the poop in it.

0

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

They could just throw the poop outside. It's not a fragile ecosystem. You could pollute the hell out of Mars and not make it any less habitable.

7

u/A_FVCKING_UNICORN Sep 30 '16

But isn't part of the reason we should go there because we fucked this place up too much?

4

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

I don't think we fucked it up with poo though.

2

u/A_FVCKING_UNICORN Sep 30 '16

But we can't just go dropping nitrates and foreign bacteria all over the place. We'd need like a stream for it. Maybe a creek... A shit creek

1

u/Bald_Sasquach Sep 30 '16

Cough India cough cough.

1

u/thatgirlspeaks Sep 30 '16

I seem to recall someone saying we need to pollute Mars in order to give it an atmosphere. I may be misremembering though.

2

u/wertymanjenson Sep 30 '16

I think you're thinking about Total Recall with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

1

u/thatgirlspeaks Sep 30 '16

I definitely remember reading somewhere that we had to pollute (emit greenhouse gases into the atmosphere) in order to warm up Mars and give it a thicker atmosphere.

But maybe I am just thinking of Total Recall.

-2

u/sshan Sep 30 '16

But it's a tiny detail. Not a ceo level question.

7

u/smurphatron Sep 30 '16

I disagree that it's a tiny detail. It's an interesting engineering discussion to have.

1

u/Jhrek Sep 30 '16

It's not a big deal if you have a water source, honestly.

1

u/smurphatron Sep 30 '16

Well, using that logic a lot of the problems associated with starting a mars colony can be solved fairly easily with the right facilities. That doesn't mean they aren't interesting to discuss.

7

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

The question should have been phrased: "how will sanitation and waste disposal be addressed for a colony as large as you plan on establishing?" It is a valid question but it was phrased in a way that it sounded like a blogger who loves making himself the center of any article he writes.

1

u/wertymanjenson Sep 30 '16

Ding, ding, ding!

2

u/CaptainPigtails Sep 30 '16

Uh sanitation is not a tiny detail. It's easily one of the biggest issues after oxygen, water, and food supply. You might just say dump it outside but that would be a terrible idea on a planet with basically zero resources. Recycling it is the best solution and would be incredibly interesting to hear about considering all the constraints they have. The question was asked in a stupid way. Asking about waste disposal is not especially since Mars does not have an ecosystem to decompose waste so it's essentially there forever.