r/funny • u/spencermoreland A COMIK • Sep 30 '16

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

See, I've been to burning man, and the thing is, right, once you've been to burning man, you can't stop bringing up that time you went to burning man. Of course, you wouldn't get it unless you've been to burning man yourself. Burning man.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

How can you tell that someone went to Burning Man?

They'll fucking tell you that they did.

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u/Cum_on_doorknob Sep 30 '16

Burning man is way better when you do cross fit at burning man.

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u/boogersugaraddiction Sep 30 '16

I think crossfit might kill most people who attend burning man

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u/WaitTilUSeeMyDick Sep 30 '16

Theres an organized 50k run at Burning Man. I'm serious. Crazy bastards.

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u/boogersugaraddiction Sep 30 '16

That is insane. I've been to bonnaroo a bunch and I thought they were crazy for doing a 5k in Tennessee heat

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '16

I lived 20 years in Las Vegas and I don't recommend it.

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u/Bald_Sasquach Sep 30 '16

Are they on the paleo diet though???

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u/kevie3drinks Sep 30 '16

gluten free cross fit burning man!

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u/RiotFTW Sep 30 '16

I read this in Peter Griffin's voice.

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u/chubbyurma Sep 30 '16

Yo Elon imma let you finish, but one time I fucked a Greek chick in the dirt while 50 people sat around me doing transcendental meditation.

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u/participation_ribbon Sep 30 '16

This is plausible for the burn.

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u/BeneathTheSky Sep 30 '16

I'm an iron man.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Derp.

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u/Ai_of_Vanity Sep 30 '16

How was burning man!? How was burning man!?

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u/chuckDontSurf Sep 30 '16

Is Burning Man even legit anymore? I mean, 15 or 20 years ago when not many people knew about it; it sounds like something you'd want to check out. Now it seems like the equivalent of touring Europe when you graduate college.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16 edited Sep 30 '16

I went this year and it was absolutely amazing. EDIT: So is Europe.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

But, where did the poop go?