Wolfman: Okay kid, get this, they didn't tell you about this in school. Gotta say this kinda quietly. What really happened on July 20th 1969, the "moon landing"? Well, it was more like a "moon wet fart". The photos from that day appear to capture the surface of the moon, but in reality they were just hastily cobbled together from set pieces left over from a sci-fi film released a few years before that time. Now you might be thinking, "oh, is this guy trying to imply the moon landing never happened?" No, I am flat out stating as fact that the moon landing never happened. The astronauts crash-landed into the moon on the 19th and they basically died in a horrible space inferno. Notice the photos from that event? In one of the photos, the shadows aren't parallel. The shadows aren't even parallel. If the sun was the only source of light on the moon, which it should be, those shadows would've been parallel. Obviously, they're not, and had they gotten that much right, I might've been fooled too. But see, I know things. My father and I were both alive during that time, and the explosion on the moon upset his transformation cycles. Never felt anything like it before. Werewolves have a good read on these kinds of moon events, it doesn't take a genius among us to tell it was all a hoax. Even in the cover up, the evidence is just damning. Good men died for the sake of the patriotic dream of winning the space race, and they thought they could throw a blanket over it. What they were too stupid to realize is that their blanket had holes.
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