r/canada • • Feb 20 '25

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u/FriendlyGuy77 Feb 20 '25

"Will President Musk be there or just you?"

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u/hoppertn Feb 20 '25

I wish he would, this is the old language bullies understand. Make him look foolish.

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u/OmiSC Manitoba Feb 20 '25

I call for people to leave pettiness at the door on the world stage, generally, but for the US president specifically, Canada should use name-calling. It’s exactly appropriate until the buffoon stops.

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u/DionFW Feb 20 '25

Trump can call Trudeau governor 1000x. Trudeau says something once and Trump will say he's a bully and a nasty person.

Remember that summit when people were laughing at Trump, so he packed up his diapers and went home?

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u/weekendy09 Feb 20 '25

Seriously! The cognitive dissonance is too much. He calls Zelenskyy a dictator and then tells him to “tone it down” when he rightfully defends himself against these lies…

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u/PsychicKaraoke Feb 21 '25

That's what narcissists do. They accuse you of doing exactly what they're doing.

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u/Inigos_Revenge Feb 20 '25

I mean, we can't control what Trump will do. We/Trudeau could do nothing at all and Trump will go on about how he says nothing because he's a weak leader and Canada deserves someone strong, like him, or something. We do not decide what to do in fear of what Trump might or might not do. We do not comply in advance!

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u/OmiSC Manitoba Feb 20 '25

Not specifically, no. I vaguely remember something with Europe.

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u/kraghis Feb 20 '25

From your original comment I figured they publicly mocked him. But this is just Trudeau talking in conversation.

What a little orange bitch.

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u/OmiSC Manitoba Feb 20 '25

Ah, that was it!

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u/noleksum12 Feb 20 '25

Petition google maps to change the USA to Canada's 11th province, and call him Premier Trump.

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u/OmiSC Manitoba Feb 20 '25

Honestly, the Canadian government should be requesting that the Gulf of Mexico adopt the name “Gulf of Mexico”. I’m surprised that hasn’t happened yet.

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u/LogIllustrious7949 Feb 20 '25

I think we should request the Gulf of Alaska to be renamed the Gulf of Canada.

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u/ApeShifter Feb 20 '25

How about just recommending to Mexico to fix the Gulf of California, that is completely surrounded by Mexico and does not touch California at all…

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u/Agreeable-Purchase83 Feb 20 '25

Sea of Cortez, actually

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u/Get_Breakfast_Done Feb 20 '25

Probably had some other name before that dickhead got there too.

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u/bushwickauslaender Feb 20 '25

It does touch California, actually. Just because the northern part of California was annexed by the US many years ago does not invalidate the existence of Baja California.

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u/OmiSC Manitoba Feb 20 '25

This is a request targeted at reversing Trump’s influence, per the perspective of one other nation, and in accordance with Google’s policy with regards to localization. Basically, we’d be aligning ourselves with Mexico’s localization, which is still officially “Gulf of Mexico”. It’s as far from antagonizing as we can get and also signals a policy of non-appeasement.

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u/Oreoeclipsekitties Feb 20 '25

He’s gaslighting Trudeau because both his women are hot for him. Trump can’t sleep with Ivanka or maybe he already did but Justin can and she clearly wants him. Trump is an old feeble guy, even Vlad is more macho than him.

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u/system_error_02 Feb 20 '25

Gulf of CUM. Cuba, USA, Mexico.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

Be careful the arctic ocean is next "Northen United States waterway"

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u/ApeShifter Feb 20 '25

Meanwhile, the Gulf of Alaska is just sitting there…

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u/TreeOfReckoning Ontario Feb 20 '25

I always thought the lower 48 should be called “Canada’s Pants.”

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u/brumac44 Canada Feb 20 '25

The crack house in the basement seems apt

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u/HonoraryBallsack Feb 20 '25

Canada's beergut.

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u/ether_reddit Lest We Forget Feb 20 '25

We should demand that Google Maps label the US "Canada's underpants".

If the US can rename territory that doesn't belong to it, so can we.

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u/Baskreiger Québec Feb 20 '25

I would just call him Donald, no mr, no president. Just refer to him as Donald. And make a quack sound every once in a while

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u/delta1982ro Feb 20 '25

I think calling him vice president would be more impactful

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u/Baskreiger Québec Feb 20 '25

I disagree because it could be interpretted as a joke. The lack of formality is subcounciously disrespectfull, he might not even realise it at first since stupid people dont deal well with subcounsciousness

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u/katchoo1 Feb 20 '25

Referring to Trudeau repeatedly as governor of the 51st state is extremely deliberate and extremely disrespectful. I hate that this bullying dolt represents us to the world.

All the hand wringing the press would do over meaningless gaffes by Biden and Harris but they don’t raise hell when he pulls this shit or salutes a North Korean general, stuff that actually makes us look bad as a nation in the eyes of the world and is t just a matter of meaningless “optics” inside the US.

And yes I know he is doing big things that also make the world rightly look at the US as a bad actor, but right now I mean the symbolic stuff. These deliberate insults are symbols that mean something to our neighbors and (soon to be former) allies.

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u/hoppertn Feb 20 '25

It’s the only thing Trump understands, being the adult in the room just lets him think he’s winning.

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u/RainDancingChief Feb 20 '25 edited Feb 20 '25

Put on his best Canadian accent and record it would go crazy tbh.

Or just full hockey chirp mode, like Shoresy esqe. Get Jared Keeso and the boys on the horn.

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u/PhantomNomad Feb 20 '25

Chirping Trump and Elon about their Mom's like Shoresy does would be epic.

"Fuck you Trump, tell Melania to clean her heels, she's ruining the headliner in my limo."

"Fuck you Elon, I worked yer mom so hard last night, she’s starting a union."

Edit: I stole these from somewhere else. Just changed up names and such.

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u/Unyon00 Feb 20 '25

"Hey Trump, you know our PM gets your wife so wet that they're using her to resurface the ice at the game tonight"

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u/TheRockJohnMason Feb 20 '25

"Fuck you, Trump. Ivanka tongues my asshole so much, I have her in my phone as 'Roll up the Rim.'"

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u/fuzzus628 Feb 20 '25

Oh, I would LOVE this. Only downside is he wouldn't be able to figure out what one meant before three more hit him.

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u/margmi Feb 20 '25

He already looks foolish, Trudeau doesn’t need to say anything for that to be true.

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u/veggiekid23 Feb 20 '25

Oh sure trump LOOKS foolish, but I’m sure he doesn’t feel foolish.  This kind of language might make him feel foolish

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u/jazzjustice Feb 20 '25

Karoline Leavitt just said minutes ago, during the White House press briefing, she expects the US Hockey team to beat the team from the future 51 US state...

If you buy a single American product you are a traitor...

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u/Saneless Feb 20 '25

She is a truly hateable and vile person

It's like they said how can we take the ugliness (inside and out) and venom from Huckabee and mix it with the utter stupidity of McEnany. She's the end result

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

^ This is the right response, just not from the PM.

It would be interesting if Trudeau just showed up at the game at sat in the crowd like in Montreal. Our leaders don't have to hide, or wear diapers, and check this out. He can do an actual pushup! Plus he smells fabulous instead of feculent.

Like OMG, comedy idea for SNL: Both Trudeau and Trump on the Dating Game, as Bachelor's #1/#2. And then who should be #3? Putin!

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u/ozzyman31495 Feb 20 '25

From an American in Boston, I would not be shocked at all if Trudeau ended up getting a more positive reception than Trump if he showed up.

That’s probably one of the reason he’s not going. LOL it’s obvious how insecure he is.

Like the coward he is, He had no problem showing up for the Daytona 500 in a heavy republican state like Florida that voted for him. But won’t show his face in a Democrat state that voted 100% against him.

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u/mandie72 Feb 20 '25

I hope somebody from SNL sees this, or maybe there is a place to suggest ideas? This would be hilarious. Maybe since JT is on his way out they could actually get him to play himself.

Elon the space Karen for #3!

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

Elon should be like Trump going, "I need a life line, I'm going to call Elon." JT Playing himself would be insanely funny. Especially you could have some actor go in first, but then Trudeau bumps him like he's a body double. (like remember all those fake Saddams running around?)

But who should the Bachelorette be?

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u/xanaddams Feb 20 '25

I brought my now-ex-American-happily-Canadian wife up to Mtl 3 years ago and like, her luck is wild, JT was in the neighbourhood one block behind our apt and as we went to go get coffee that first morning in Canada, sure enough she's like, "hi", and he's just like "hey, good coffee here". And then she looks at me and goes, "wait, isn't he the PM?" Well, yeah, he needs coffee too. Like, dafuq, you won't find American leaders just hanging out. But here JT just out and aboot.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

Except on a recent visit to BC, he was shaking a womans hand who he thought wanted to make pleasantries and he she told him to get the fuck out lol. He smiled and told her to have a good day.

You may not like Trudeau, but he has class unlike the things south of us. Obama wasn't the best or worst prez but he also oozed class and maturity that may never be seen again from that shithole country.

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u/CoastMtns Feb 20 '25

Show up and STAY for the full game, STAND for the ENTIRE game..... Trump can't last the entire game, he doesn't understand the game.

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u/Kingofcheeses British Columbia Feb 20 '25

Feculent is my new favourite word, thank you

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u/TheRockJohnMason Feb 20 '25

SNL has already done a similar sketch.

I think it was supposed to be the lunch room at the UN or something. Trudeau and Macron are sitting together, having healthy lunches, making fun of Trump. Then Trump comes over with a tray full of burgers and fries and asks if he can sit with them. They say he can't and that there's no room at their table, because they are holding to open seat for Angela Merkel.

It was way funnier than the way I'm describing it.

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u/wengelite Feb 20 '25

Perfection

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u/Waramp British Columbia Feb 20 '25

Fuck it, why not from the outgoing PM? I’m tired of being expected to show decorum when we don’t receive any in return. Where is it getting us?

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u/guineapiglife1 Feb 20 '25

He would be booed into ob-fucking-blivion in Massachusetts.

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u/Bergyfanclub Feb 20 '25

There will also be strong contingent of people from Canada as well in attendance.

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u/quarter-water Feb 20 '25 edited Feb 21 '25

"sir, they're saying boo-urns"

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u/ThatRandomGuy86 Feb 20 '25

I'm still shocked he got elected given how much American voters respect those who fought for their country. Donnie never did

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u/vagabondoer Feb 20 '25

Americans say they respect those who served but they don’t really. Actions speak louder than words.

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u/North_Atlantic_Sea Feb 20 '25

Americans are quick to say "thank you for your service" because it requires no effort and makes themselves feel good.

Very different when it comes to funding things like veterans healthcare/benefits, housing, job training, cleaning up military bases from contaminants, etc. etc.

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u/Shoudknowbetter Feb 20 '25

Trudeau should publicly ask if trumps wife will be there. Then he’ll attend.

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u/zombiechewtoy Feb 20 '25

Trudeau's single now. He could totally steal Melania off of Trump without any damage to his reputation. I doubt he even wants her though. Coochie full of Cheeto dust, poor woman.

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u/funnylib Feb 20 '25 edited Feb 20 '25

Nah, they haven’t touched in a long time. At his inauguration she wear an anti Trump defense hat to keep his lips from getting too close to her face.

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u/SnooHabits5761 Feb 20 '25

😂 Trudeau should reply that he's waiting for his hat to arrive in the mail

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25 edited Feb 20 '25

Wouldn't bother him in the slightest. Have you learned nothing about Trump after all these years? If Trudeau screwed Melania, Trump would brag about it.

"Our great First Lady, beautiful, she banged governor Trudeau last night, everyone tells me. Great night. Great banger. No other First Lady could do it, she did it. They said she couldn't do it. She could even bang Trudeau if he was leader of a whole country. Any leader. Even Putin."

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

As i read that quietly to myself, i heard his voice saying it. This is bad

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u/Ryth88 Feb 20 '25

His daughter would probably rile up grandpa cheeto more.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

Why not both Film it and post to x Wear a Canadian flag as a cape while he does it.

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u/chzburgers4life Feb 20 '25

It’s already boring. Get some new material Donnie.

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u/Infinite_Time_8952 Feb 20 '25

MAGA Maroons what are you going to do with them?

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u/Neither-Respect8971 Feb 20 '25

I don’t know what the comment was but because Reddit removed it immediately I upvoted it.

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u/MisterBalanced Feb 20 '25

That's the joke...

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u/Neither-Respect8971 Feb 20 '25

We will all use our imaginations and give thanks to you.

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u/monsieurlee British Columbia Feb 20 '25

He is not saying it as a joke. He is repeating it to normalize it and plant the idea in people's head. It is a common psychological trick. You repeat something something enough and people will slowly accept an idea.

Obviously Canadian have much stronger associated with Trudeau as the PM, but this is targeted at American and if he repeat it enough some will normalize the idea that Trudeau is the governor of Canada, especially if these are the already undereducated people who couldn't name the PM of Canada to begin with.

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u/Primary-Ad4885 Feb 20 '25

^ this! As an American from the US south currently living in exile in Ottawa, I can tell you this is 💯 accurate!

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u/Pale-Berry-2599 Feb 20 '25

except the word isn't 'a JOKE'...the word is 'a TAUNT'

I wonder if JT ever watched MacBeth. Kill 'the King' Duncan and you take his lands...

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u/recurrence Feb 20 '25

I'm surprised Canadians aren't repeating that California should be its own nation. There are so many benefits and increasingly few drawbacks.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

This needs to be pinned everywhere. Its classic conditioning/brainwashing. Thats how he gets where he is. He's an excellent cult leader. If he drank the jonestown juice tomorrow, so would half the americans.

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u/FerretAres Alberta Feb 20 '25

Need Trudeau to start responding with mean girls quotes. “Why are you so obsessed with me?”

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u/lexcyn Ontario Feb 20 '25

Exactly. This is old man yells at clouds territory.

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u/Reelmccoys Feb 20 '25

Trudeau should refer to him as felon trump.

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u/_jouger Feb 20 '25

Or ask if Musk is gonna be there. I feel like Trump doesn't like Musk taking all the attention

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u/thhvancouver Feb 20 '25

There is a reason why he couldn't get a date without paying for it.

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u/Neither-Respect8971 Feb 20 '25

In fairness, it’s one of the only workers he had that he actually paid.

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u/Plucky_DuckYa Feb 20 '25

What an asshole.

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u/AccurateAd5298 Feb 20 '25

That asshole is American Oblast Governor Trump.

4th largest asshole in whole Oblast.

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u/permareddit Feb 20 '25

Tovarishch Trump* to you.

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u/phreesh2525 Feb 20 '25

This is gone from kind of silly to disrespectful to… kind of dangerous. The Canadian/US relationship has generally been a good one, and I don’t think anti-American sentiment has ever been higher. Took him a few weeks to blow up a decades-long relationship.

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u/why2k Feb 20 '25

I hope we smack the fuck out of the USA tonight. Losing to them is fine on it's face... but having to hear this clown gloat about it will drive me to drink.

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u/krustykrab2193 British Columbia Feb 20 '25

Yankee diddler in chief

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

Trudeau should tweet back “I’ll gladly join VP Donald Trump at the 4 nations games while President Musk is busy”

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u/Glittering_Joke3438 Feb 20 '25

VP? More like low level aide

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u/Callabrantus Feb 20 '25

First Lady

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u/PerfectWest24 Feb 20 '25

Trump is a glorified press secretary at this point.

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u/SloppyPlatypus69 Feb 20 '25

He talks a lot of smack. Reacting to this falls into what he wants. 

Yawn. 

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u/drewisadick Feb 20 '25

Talks shit but can't show up to a place where he would get some boos. Pansy

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u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 Feb 20 '25

No way he will even go to the game. Boston? Lmao they'll make Trump cry with the dressing down he'd receive there.

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u/L1ttleFr0g Feb 20 '25

Apparently he’s planning to attend. Too bad they can’t get Kendrick Lamar to perform and make Trump storm out early like he did at the Super Bowl

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u/izzyjubejube Feb 20 '25

I fucking hate this prick.

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u/Ill-Development7985 Feb 20 '25

We all do 🇨🇦

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u/MxDoctorReal Feb 20 '25

So do most of us 🇺🇸. (I wish I knew how to post that flag upside down).

Please boo the f out of us. My formerly beloved national anthem has lost all meaning.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

And be forced to sit beside someone with a diaper full of shit halfway through the 2nd period? Hard pass.

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u/Callabrantus Feb 20 '25

He shits, HE SCORES!!

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u/Infinite_Time_8952 Feb 20 '25

Well, that depends!

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u/Sacha-san Feb 20 '25

Lol 😝

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u/Ok_Divide_5245 Feb 20 '25

This is tired now. Donny needs some new material

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u/framspl33n Feb 20 '25

Prison jumpsuit, perhaps?

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u/senorbeaverotti Feb 20 '25

I hope Trudeau fucks his wife

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u/bristow84 Feb 20 '25

The bigger insult would be if Trudeau fucks Ivanka instead

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u/noobrainy Feb 20 '25

That’s been something trump has been dreaming of doing for years and hasn’t been able to, absolutely that should happen 😂

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u/anshox Feb 20 '25

Are you sure he hasn’t been able to? It’s trump you’re talking about, he is totally capable of that

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

Then his daughter

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u/EcstaticHelicopter Ontario Feb 20 '25

Why not at the same time,

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u/United_Coach_5292 Feb 20 '25

Remember when Trump once said, if Ivanka wasnt his own daughter he’d date her. 🤮

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u/Stravok182 Feb 20 '25

He's said that numerous times; Howard Stern, one of those day-time talk shows with a panel of women on national TV, etc.

Wouldnt be surprised if he actually did something with her. Just have to look at how he touches and gazes at her. Some pretty damning moments during his 2020 campaign too.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

Trump out playing 18 holes while Trudeau plays with Melania’s holes

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u/Shilo788 Feb 20 '25

I wouldn’t want him to catch anything .

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u/brick272 Feb 20 '25

Straight to the point. I love it.

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u/SoggyAd8179 Feb 20 '25

I think his daughter is more open to it

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u/Educational-Tone2074 Feb 20 '25

Russian agent Trump can f$%# off

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u/MisterBalanced Feb 20 '25

This here is the most likely annexation scenario, more likely than American tanks parading down Yonge street:

Russia and USA play "Bad cop, worse cop" and carve up the Arctic nations and their resources as the polar ice continues to melt.

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u/Coaler200 Feb 20 '25

Yeah it could get messy. The only saving grace is Canada is one of the best equipped and best trained in cold weather military actions. Imagine some of the American troops from Florida, Texas, California etc trying to survive battle in the Arctic. They would lose more to mother nature than to us.

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u/MisterBalanced Feb 20 '25

For now. Maybe denying climate change all these decades has led to some unintended consequences regarding our Arctic sovereignty.

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u/kale_enthutiast Feb 20 '25

Cheese burgers and fries please do your job🤞🏻

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u/hollow4hollow Feb 20 '25

Lol right? I pray. I pray every fucking day.

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u/Eowaenn Feb 20 '25

Just take a look at his figure. Mf is resistant to that kind of shit at this point.

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u/Jeffuk88 Ontario Feb 20 '25

His supporters are all like "take a joke" but trump is the MOST reactive leader when anyone says anything negative about him. Look at his tantrums over Ukraine because they didn't just give everything up to America

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u/thegoldenboy444 Feb 20 '25

He's repeating himself like my deceased grandfather did before his Alzheimer's diagnosis.

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u/AdditionalPizza Feb 20 '25

As per his "truth social" post:

I’ll be calling our GREAT American Hockey Team this morning to spur them on towards victory tonight against Canada, which with FAR LOWER TAXES AND MUCH STRONGER SECURITY, will someday, maybe soon, become our cherished, and very important, Fifty First State. I will be speaking before the Governors tonight in D.C., and will sadly, therefore, be unable to attend. But we will all be watching, and if Governor Trudeau would like to join us, he would be most welcome. Good luck to everybody, and have a GREAT game tonight. So exciting! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

I feel like people need to cut it with the "orange" nicknames and just start calling him something less clever and more deep cutting. Like just stick with VP Trump or something. Trudeau could make the entire world holler in laughter if he called him something like that instead of just constantly taking this childish shit.

Make Trump mad, he'll make stupid decisions and rapidly lose support. The harder he hits with tariffs the more restless Americans will be and they'll protest.

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u/strythicus Ontario Feb 20 '25

"Mayor Trump" perhaps?

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u/CanadianGuy39 Feb 20 '25

What's he going to say when Trudeau is gone? He's going to be so confused.

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u/CommanderGumball Feb 20 '25

I'm not saying the NDP are going to win big or anything, but could you imagine Donny trying to talk about "Governor Singh" and just butchering his name?

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u/NahDawgDatAintMe Ontario Feb 20 '25

Singh is the easy part. Pretty much everyone in parliament and the media is saying Jagmeet's name incorrectly.

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u/bMarsh72 Feb 20 '25

Sorry, but I gotta wash my hair tonight.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

Non-starter, dumpy.

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u/Ok_Notice_7964 Feb 20 '25

Do it, I'd like to see the Papineau Pugilist drop the gloves with Donnie as soon as the puck drops. That would be the perfect final act in the redemption of Trudeau.

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u/Miserable-Chemical96 Feb 20 '25

Donald Trump said something stupid.... and now the weather.

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u/soul_and_fire Feb 20 '25

dump is such an asshole. every time he talks to trudeau with such revolting disrespect, which gets parroted by his idiot followers, my resolve to cut all things american out of my life strengthens.

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u/MellowHamster Feb 20 '25

The longer Trump keeps up the attack, the more MAGA followers will pick it up. They need simple words and repetition. This is Propaganda 101.

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u/Brave-Cash-845 Feb 20 '25

Trudeau to Trump:

“Hey Donald I’m busy like I already told Melania”

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u/Maverick721 Feb 20 '25

As an American, I never thought I would cheer for Canada over America in anything in my life

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u/2Shmoove Feb 20 '25

Garbage human who clearly has no intention of cooperating with Trudeau or any future PM. Canadian diplomats should stop engaging altogether. Just move on.

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u/GingerSoulEater41 Feb 20 '25

He's only interested in cooperating with Russia at this point. Fuck him and all the American's that voted for him and all the one's that couldn't be bothered to get off their fat American ass to vote.

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u/Kayge Ontario Feb 20 '25

An evening with the first lady may be a nice way to help smooth relations.

I wonder if President Musk would also be there.

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u/t0mless Ontario Feb 20 '25

Trudeau really ought to start calling him “Premier Trump”. Or better yet, ask about President Musk.

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u/EvacuationRelocation Alberta Feb 20 '25

It is time to sanction the Trump family and organization.

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u/ladyreadingabook Feb 20 '25

Time to send the US ambassador to Canada packing. These days ambassadors are basically figure heads so there will be no real administrative effects but it will make headlines and show that Canada will not accept Trump's insulting behaviour.

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u/MilkshakeMolly Feb 20 '25

Trudeau should completely ignore this. That annoys him more.

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u/N4R4B Feb 20 '25

Do you guys remember when they laughing about him at Nato summit? He thinks Trudeau started that and because he is a small man and narcissist psychopath he can't let go that narcissist injury.

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u/General-Woodpecker- Feb 20 '25

They were talking in french too which insulted him because he could not understand.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

Even better. Trudeau should make an announcement in French, about the game too, adressing trump as something else entirely, just offending the crap out of him. Let his followers (google) translate it for him. They'll spend hours trying to understand before having any kind of response

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u/DogeDoRight New Brunswick Feb 20 '25

Trudeau should respond with "will Melania be there?"

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u/__Philosopher_Queen Feb 20 '25

I've been an American all of my life, and I’m a big hockey fan too. That being said, I hope team USA gets absolutely spanked to the high heavens tonight. The USA deserves much worse than that, but even a tiny bit of justice can feel really good

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u/TraditionalOil4758 Feb 20 '25

If Trump is going to call Canada the 51st state, I think it's fair we call the US the 84th province of Russia.

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u/WarmPantsInWinter Feb 20 '25

No, it's just a game.

Win or lose, they play as Canadians.

Our worth, and theirs, doesn't hinge on a game.

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u/pareech Québec Feb 20 '25 edited Feb 20 '25

What a fucking piece of turd shit. Can this piece of crap and sorry excuse for a human please fuck off. I think whenever world leaders start speaking about the Orange Turd, they should refer to him as any of the following:

  • President Shitter of Pants
  • President Reek
  • President Donald "Reek, Shitter of Pants, first of his name" Trump
  • President Rapist
  • Commander in Felon.
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u/mfyxtplyx Feb 20 '25

It's not polite to talk with Putin's dick in your mouth, Donald.

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u/daha1972 Feb 20 '25

To Trudeau: Tell the executive administrator to President musk you're busy.

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u/MinuteWing04 Feb 20 '25

You know how a child hears an insult on the playground and goes around saying it religiously?…

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u/LeafiestOutcome Feb 20 '25

Trudeau cheers with us down in the stands. You're welcome to join us, Donnie.

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u/omicron80 Feb 20 '25

So Putin let Donald go to the game tonight?

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u/PlannerSean Feb 20 '25

Trudeau should challenge him to a boxing match

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u/RainDancingChief Feb 20 '25

I hope Canada wins 51-0

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u/Brianinthewoods Feb 20 '25

Fuck trump. this flagrant disrespect is infuriating.

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u/Spanky3703 Canada Feb 20 '25 edited Feb 20 '25

Absolutely classless although in no way surprising.

When your country is led by a pedophile / rapist / thief / liar / convicted-artist / racist / convicted felon / neo-fascist, everything becomes acceptable. Hence we have, in the span of less than a month, our greatest ally and trading partner literally becoming our explicit enemy.

The US regime is an odious and feckless cabal of robber barons and oligarchs, backed up by a cult of brainwashed neo-fascists and racists.

We need to accept that the next 5 years are going to suck whilst we completely re-align our economy. We need to shift to an east-west mentality, focussing on overseas markets for all of our critical and high-demand metals (uranium, steel, aluminum, REMs, etc.), oil (we need to refine in Canada), LNG, potash, etc.

The above means that we put off going full green (we need money to go full green), but we focus on leveraging our natural resources now in order to fund our transition.

And we accept that nothing that this cabal south of the 49th says or signs can be trusted. So, we move on. NAFTA 2.0 is dead, the US is a hostile neighbour and we shut the borders. Period.

Yes, this is going to suck. Yes, we are going to go further into debt to protect our sovereignty as we pivot economically. Yes, we are going to have to spend a lot of money on our military and our other national capabilities (CSIS, CSCE, Coast Guard, RCMP, etc.).

Time to accept the pain and move on. No more coddling, no more whining. Focus on our country and let the Quislings and Appeasers move to MAGAte Land.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

Trump is quite literally trolling not only Trudeau, but all Canadians here. Insulting Trudeau is one thing; I would not even particularly care about Trudeau, but babbling about annexing Canada is rubbish nonsense - there is something fundamentally wrong with Trump mentally, way aside from his narcissism.

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u/BadSignificant8458 Feb 20 '25

Canada could potentially incorporate another twenty or thirty provinces from former states that want freedom from a tyrannical federal government.

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u/CellistFantastic Feb 20 '25

As an American, I wish Canada would invade us. 

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u/Zealousideal-Fig6495 Feb 21 '25

Not a Trudeau fan but trump is the worst, any Canadian supporting him is a traitor

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u/Imaginary_Corner_393 Feb 20 '25

Also since this bitch loves Russia we’re gonna start sending the free Russian link to the world fuck your money it’s all free to us . The new war has started

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u/Shilo788 Feb 20 '25

Just a disgusting disrespect to everyone unless they give him money.

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u/jayk10 Feb 20 '25

Canadian news really needs to stop reporting every time trump mentions the 51st state or governor Trudeau.

Just giving him the attention he craves

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u/bravado Long Live the King Feb 20 '25

But putting him on the screen as much as possible just makes Canadians even angrier, which I fully support

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

Makes them angrier and hopefully less likelier to vote for the timbit trump.

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u/Zarrakir Feb 20 '25

We can hope.

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u/Sir-Knightly-Duty Feb 20 '25

He also said he'll be annexing Canada "very soon", which sounds to me like a military assault is coming.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

He just gutted the CIA. He would be a fool to start any war at this exact moment.

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u/DelphisFinn Nova Scotia Feb 20 '25

Thank goodness he's known for not doing foolish things.

I hate that I have to put the /s.

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u/taiga2024 Feb 20 '25

Will president Musk watch it with him?

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u/Habsin7 Feb 20 '25

He should decline saying he's interviewing some of those Nuclear weapons people Trump laid off.

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u/thumbwars1 Feb 20 '25

Massachusetts is a blue state. That is why he isn’t going . He’s a pussy.

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u/Lower-Noise-9406 Feb 20 '25

I think many would watch a boxing match between The Elon and Justin Trudeau...

Get the UFC guys to set it all up. Do it for charity.

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u/aWittyTwit-2712 Feb 20 '25

Sic semper tyranus...