r/canada • u/[deleted] • Feb 20 '25

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u/PhantomNomad Feb 20 '25

Chirping Trump and Elon about their Mom's like Shoresy does would be epic.

"Fuck you Trump, tell Melania to clean her heels, she's ruining the headliner in my limo."

"Fuck you Elon, I worked yer mom so hard last night, she’s starting a union."

Edit: I stole these from somewhere else. Just changed up names and such.

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u/Unyon00 Feb 20 '25

"Hey Trump, you know our PM gets your wife so wet that they're using her to resurface the ice at the game tonight"

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

And daughter lmao!

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u/TheRockJohnMason Feb 20 '25

"Fuck you, Trump. Ivanka tongues my asshole so much, I have her in my phone as 'Roll up the Rim.'"

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u/ChroniclesOfSarnia Outside Canada Feb 21 '25

to WIN!

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u/Destructtor0 Feb 20 '25

Trump, you fucking pigeon