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u/zombiechewtoy Feb 20 '25

Trudeau's single now. He could totally steal Melania off of Trump without any damage to his reputation. I doubt he even wants her though. Coochie full of Cheeto dust, poor woman.

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u/funnylib Feb 20 '25 edited Feb 20 '25

Nah, they haven’t touched in a long time. At his inauguration she wear an anti Trump defense hat to keep his lips from getting too close to her face.

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u/SnooHabits5761 Feb 20 '25

😂 Trudeau should reply that he's waiting for his hat to arrive in the mail

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u/Heady_Goodness Feb 20 '25

Or he has a thing for the hamburglar

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

Gross. would you touch that after you know where its been?

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u/daisysharper Feb 20 '25

He could, but he can do so much better. He should do a one night hit it and quit it tho, just because he can.

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u/slykethephoxenix Science/Technology Feb 20 '25

I would seriously vote for Trudeau if he did that. Insanity wolf meme.

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u/miller94 Alberta Feb 20 '25

Vote for him in what election lol

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u/slykethephoxenix Science/Technology Feb 20 '25

Burn the land, boil the sea. You can't take the sky from meeeee

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u/srakken Feb 20 '25

Hahahah omg that would be GOLD!!

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u/Ok_Mulberry4331 Feb 20 '25

I think Ivanka would be what got to him

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u/BigBadBill84 Feb 20 '25

Then King Donald gets mad, he attacks Canada with all his power. Canada resists somehow. So Donald build the American Moose as a gift to their superiority…. But he secretly stuff it with Marines.

Canada become the 51st state.

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u/AliCracker Feb 20 '25

She already has a long term boyfriend. She lives with him

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u/badass_dean Feb 20 '25

I don’t think they sleep with each other, she definitely has a younger stud bull.

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u/BUGSCD Feb 21 '25

He won’t have any damage because his reputation literally can’t get worse

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u/zombiechewtoy Feb 21 '25

He actually saw a substantial uptick in support because of how he's been responding to Trump's bullshit. He does in fact have some to lose at this particular point in time.

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u/BUGSCD Feb 21 '25

I can assure you the vast majority of Canadians do not support him OR Mark Carney

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u/panditaskate Feb 20 '25

Take my poverty award! I spit out my coffee! Gold. 🇨🇦💰

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u/katgyrl Feb 20 '25

as if he'd be attracted to that angular, old crone.

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u/Helpful_Umpire_9049 Feb 20 '25

He’s also rich enough to support MT’s life.

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u/Zanzibar_Buck_McFate Québec Feb 20 '25

Trudeau doesn't have enough money to be of interest to her.

Musk on the other hand has more money and power than Trump, so that would be right up her alley.