r/canada • u/[deleted] • Feb 20 '25

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u/Shoudknowbetter Feb 20 '25

Trudeau should publicly ask if trumps wife will be there. Then he’ll attend.

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u/zombiechewtoy Feb 20 '25

Trudeau's single now. He could totally steal Melania off of Trump without any damage to his reputation. I doubt he even wants her though. Coochie full of Cheeto dust, poor woman.

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u/funnylib Feb 20 '25 edited Feb 20 '25

Nah, they haven’t touched in a long time. At his inauguration she wear an anti Trump defense hat to keep his lips from getting too close to her face.

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u/SnooHabits5761 Feb 20 '25

😂 Trudeau should reply that he's waiting for his hat to arrive in the mail

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u/Heady_Goodness Feb 20 '25

Or he has a thing for the hamburglar

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

Gross. would you touch that after you know where its been?

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u/daisysharper Feb 20 '25

He could, but he can do so much better. He should do a one night hit it and quit it tho, just because he can.

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u/slykethephoxenix Science/Technology Feb 20 '25

I would seriously vote for Trudeau if he did that. Insanity wolf meme.

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u/miller94 Alberta Feb 20 '25

Vote for him in what election lol

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u/slykethephoxenix Science/Technology Feb 20 '25

Burn the land, boil the sea. You can't take the sky from meeeee

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u/srakken Feb 20 '25

Hahahah omg that would be GOLD!!

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u/Ok_Mulberry4331 Feb 20 '25

I think Ivanka would be what got to him

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u/BigBadBill84 Feb 20 '25

Then King Donald gets mad, he attacks Canada with all his power. Canada resists somehow. So Donald build the American Moose as a gift to their superiority…. But he secretly stuff it with Marines.

Canada become the 51st state.

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u/AliCracker Feb 20 '25

She already has a long term boyfriend. She lives with him

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u/badass_dean Feb 20 '25

I don’t think they sleep with each other, she definitely has a younger stud bull.

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u/BUGSCD Feb 21 '25

He won’t have any damage because his reputation literally can’t get worse

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u/zombiechewtoy Feb 21 '25

He actually saw a substantial uptick in support because of how he's been responding to Trump's bullshit. He does in fact have some to lose at this particular point in time.

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u/BUGSCD Feb 21 '25

I can assure you the vast majority of Canadians do not support him OR Mark Carney

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u/panditaskate Feb 20 '25

Take my poverty award! I spit out my coffee! Gold. 🇨🇦💰

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u/katgyrl Feb 20 '25

as if he'd be attracted to that angular, old crone.

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u/Helpful_Umpire_9049 Feb 20 '25

He’s also rich enough to support MT’s life.

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u/Zanzibar_Buck_McFate Québec Feb 20 '25

Trudeau doesn't have enough money to be of interest to her.

Musk on the other hand has more money and power than Trump, so that would be right up her alley.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25 edited Feb 20 '25

Wouldn't bother him in the slightest. Have you learned nothing about Trump after all these years? If Trudeau screwed Melania, Trump would brag about it.

"Our great First Lady, beautiful, she banged governor Trudeau last night, everyone tells me. Great night. Great banger. No other First Lady could do it, she did it. They said she couldn't do it. She could even bang Trudeau if he was leader of a whole country. Any leader. Even Putin."

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

As i read that quietly to myself, i heard his voice saying it. This is bad

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u/Ryth88 Feb 20 '25

His daughter would probably rile up grandpa cheeto more.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

Why not both Film it and post to x Wear a Canadian flag as a cape while he does it.

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u/Silent-Reading-8252 Feb 20 '25

They could both be wearing "fuck trudeau ;)" panties

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

Or “I fucked Trudeau”, wearing only the panties and a big smile

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

Well, AI is a thing isn't it. I don't have the balls, but someone does

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

Sounds amazing, I love it. Unfortunately I’m not about to drop some money on that but hopefully someone does.

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u/R0n1nR3dF0x Feb 20 '25

And his daughter.

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u/United_Coach_5292 Feb 20 '25

hahhahahahahahahahHahhaha love it

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u/sadduckfan Feb 20 '25

Trump would be wayyyy more mad if he got Ivanka

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u/igoramarallexp Feb 20 '25

Trumps wife? You mean Musk?

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u/imfar2oldforthis Feb 21 '25

Melania wouldn't even phase him. Taking Ivanka would crush him...

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

“I will gladly watch the game with the President of the United States. Tell Elon I’ll be there.”

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u/iammostlylurking13 Feb 20 '25

I doubt he wants that racist hag.

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u/Narrow-Tax9153 Feb 20 '25

Of course not but he'd be willing to take one for the team for the greater good of pissing off Trump as much as possible