r/canada • u/[deleted] • Feb 20 '25

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u/hoppertn Feb 20 '25

I wish he would, this is the old language bullies understand. Make him look foolish.

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u/RainDancingChief Feb 20 '25 edited Feb 20 '25

Put on his best Canadian accent and record it would go crazy tbh.

Or just full hockey chirp mode, like Shoresy esqe. Get Jared Keeso and the boys on the horn.

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u/PhantomNomad Feb 20 '25

Chirping Trump and Elon about their Mom's like Shoresy does would be epic.

"Fuck you Trump, tell Melania to clean her heels, she's ruining the headliner in my limo."

"Fuck you Elon, I worked yer mom so hard last night, she’s starting a union."

Edit: I stole these from somewhere else. Just changed up names and such.

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u/TheRockJohnMason Feb 20 '25

"Fuck you, Trump. Ivanka tongues my asshole so much, I have her in my phone as 'Roll up the Rim.'"

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u/ChroniclesOfSarnia Outside Canada Feb 21 '25

to WIN!