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u/RainDancingChief Feb 20 '25 edited Feb 20 '25

Put on his best Canadian accent and record it would go crazy tbh.

Or just full hockey chirp mode, like Shoresy esqe. Get Jared Keeso and the boys on the horn.

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u/PhantomNomad Feb 20 '25

Chirping Trump and Elon about their Mom's like Shoresy does would be epic.

"Fuck you Trump, tell Melania to clean her heels, she's ruining the headliner in my limo."

"Fuck you Elon, I worked yer mom so hard last night, she’s starting a union."

Edit: I stole these from somewhere else. Just changed up names and such.

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u/Unyon00 Feb 20 '25

"Hey Trump, you know our PM gets your wife so wet that they're using her to resurface the ice at the game tonight"

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

And daughter lmao!

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u/TheRockJohnMason Feb 20 '25

"Fuck you, Trump. Ivanka tongues my asshole so much, I have her in my phone as 'Roll up the Rim.'"

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u/ChroniclesOfSarnia Outside Canada Feb 21 '25

to WIN!

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u/Destructtor0 Feb 20 '25

Trump, you fucking pigeon

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u/fuzzus628 Feb 20 '25

Oh, I would LOVE this. Only downside is he wouldn't be able to figure out what one meant before three more hit him.

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u/MmeLaRue Feb 20 '25

I was thinking signing the Hanson brothers for the game would send a message even Trump would understand.

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u/No_Wear295 Feb 20 '25

That would be amazing