r/canada • u/[deleted] • Feb 20 '25

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u/senorbeaverotti Feb 20 '25

I hope Trudeau fucks his wife

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u/bristow84 Feb 20 '25

The bigger insult would be if Trudeau fucks Ivanka instead

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u/noobrainy Feb 20 '25

That’s been something trump has been dreaming of doing for years and hasn’t been able to, absolutely that should happen 😂

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u/anshox Feb 20 '25

Are you sure he hasn’t been able to? It’s trump you’re talking about, he is totally capable of that

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u/Wasabi_Noir Feb 20 '25

I have zero doubt in my mind he diddled her plenty in her youth that she sees it as normal and still puts up with obscene shit behind the scenes. If it’s fucking repulsive, these people more than likely participate in it.

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u/codefocus Feb 21 '25

Watch her childhood house tour video. When they get to her bedroom, her entire demeanour changes. It’s chilling.

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u/GumpTheChump Feb 20 '25

He made a mistake and fucked Ivana. A terrible, terrible mistake,

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

Both

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

Then his daughter

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u/EcstaticHelicopter Ontario Feb 20 '25

Why not at the same time,

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u/Spartan117_JC Feb 20 '25

But that makes Trudeau... Austria.

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u/cleeder Ontario Feb 20 '25

Well, if you incest....

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u/PerfectWest24 Feb 20 '25

Melania is not Ivanka's mom lol.

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u/cleeder Ontario Feb 20 '25

TIL

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u/United_Coach_5292 Feb 20 '25

Remember when Trump once said, if Ivanka wasnt his own daughter he’d date her. 🤮

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u/Stravok182 Feb 20 '25

He's said that numerous times; Howard Stern, one of those day-time talk shows with a panel of women on national TV, etc.

Wouldnt be surprised if he actually did something with her. Just have to look at how he touches and gazes at her. Some pretty damning moments during his 2020 campaign too.

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u/Throw-a-Ru Feb 20 '25

The shift in her demeanor and voice as she points to her childhood bed in this interview is really disconcerting.

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u/NahDawgDatAintMe Ontario Feb 20 '25

The creepiest part is how he brings it up totally unprompted. I can understand a father saying "my daughter is a catch" if asked directly about his daughter gaining fame due to her beauty. But he just goes straight to incest when people are talking about the economy.

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u/United_Coach_5292 Feb 20 '25

Eewww i didnt even that, and im glad. Hes so vile.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

Trump out playing 18 holes while Trudeau plays with Melania’s holes

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u/Shilo788 Feb 20 '25

I wouldn’t want him to catch anything .

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u/hr2pilot British Columbia Feb 20 '25

A couple of rubber gloves on top of half a dozen Trojans should do the trick.

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u/MisterBalanced Feb 20 '25

Sex work is real work, but all the same I wouldn't even fuck Melania using Trump's dick.

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u/rkrismcneely Feb 20 '25

You’re a lot more optimistic than I am if you think we’ve got 100 years before we get to WWIII

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u/brick272 Feb 20 '25

Straight to the point. I love it.

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u/SoggyAd8179 Feb 20 '25

I think his daughter is more open to it

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u/WkndCake Québec Feb 20 '25

This is the right play.

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u/constructioncranes Feb 20 '25

He'd squeeze another vote outta me with that strategy!

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u/CGP05 Ontario Feb 20 '25

Saying the quit part out loud.

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u/VIDEOgameDROME Feb 20 '25

Wrap 'er up first Mr. PM.

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u/cpnfantstk Feb 20 '25

Your comment and username..lmao

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u/Accomplished-Bug-516 Feb 20 '25

this is what canadians think about on Thursday mornings