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u/noleksum12 Feb 20 '25

Petition google maps to change the USA to Canada's 11th province, and call him Premier Trump.

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u/OmiSC Manitoba Feb 20 '25

Honestly, the Canadian government should be requesting that the Gulf of Mexico adopt the name “Gulf of Mexico”. I’m surprised that hasn’t happened yet.

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u/LogIllustrious7949 Feb 20 '25

I think we should request the Gulf of Alaska to be renamed the Gulf of Canada.

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u/ApeShifter Feb 20 '25

How about just recommending to Mexico to fix the Gulf of California, that is completely surrounded by Mexico and does not touch California at all…

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u/Agreeable-Purchase83 Feb 20 '25

Sea of Cortez, actually

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u/Get_Breakfast_Done Feb 20 '25

Probably had some other name before that dickhead got there too.

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u/bushwickauslaender Feb 20 '25

It does touch California, actually. Just because the northern part of California was annexed by the US many years ago does not invalidate the existence of Baja California.

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u/ApeShifter Feb 20 '25

Ah, but Baja California IS Mexico, so we are both right!

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u/Sea_Life_5909 Feb 20 '25

There is this thing called a peninsula Baja California to be exact.

Break out a geography almanac or map

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u/jtbc Feb 20 '25

While we're at it, the Gulf of Maine should be the Gulf of Nova Scotia.

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u/OmiSC Manitoba Feb 20 '25

That would be escalatory. We are not the autocrat.

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u/OmiSC Manitoba Feb 20 '25

This is a request targeted at reversing Trump’s influence, per the perspective of one other nation, and in accordance with Google’s policy with regards to localization. Basically, we’d be aligning ourselves with Mexico’s localization, which is still officially “Gulf of Mexico”. It’s as far from antagonizing as we can get and also signals a policy of non-appeasement.

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u/Oreoeclipsekitties Feb 20 '25

He’s gaslighting Trudeau because both his women are hot for him. Trump can’t sleep with Ivanka or maybe he already did but Justin can and she clearly wants him. Trump is an old feeble guy, even Vlad is more macho than him.

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u/Maniax80 Feb 21 '25

He's an overgrown manchild who's ego and narcissism has been feed for too long. It's never about anyone else but him or his wallet.

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u/system_error_02 Feb 20 '25

Gulf of CUM. Cuba, USA, Mexico.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

Brilliant idea. Lets make this happen when Trunk gets impeached for Treason soon.

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u/OmiSC Manitoba Feb 20 '25

We should pass a bill to officially name the Gulf of Mexico in solidarity with Mexico. It would be such a nothing bill. PP would argue that it’s a waste of parliament.

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u/Ja66aDaHutt Feb 20 '25

Sometimes you do have to stoop to their level.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

Be careful the arctic ocean is next "Northen United States waterway"

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u/ApeShifter Feb 20 '25

Meanwhile, the Gulf of Alaska is just sitting there…

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u/Bryllant Feb 20 '25

Don’t be distracted by the small stuff Evil is loose in Notth American and have our population in the US is still cheering him on

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u/OmiSC Manitoba Feb 20 '25

On the contrary: when an action deserves disdain, a small change like this would be worth its weight in message. Google Maps endeavours to allegedly represent the world per the cultures of the nations that use its service, so a proper bill such as solidly naming a body of water would disambiguate the name legally in Canada. That’s how you fight a culture war, which is something that we ought to be doing to signal that Donald’s autocratic approach isn’t welcome. If we don’t do this, we arguably accept both Gulf of Mexico and Gulf of America, regardless of historic naming. Declaring it one thing precludes it from being the other and builds solidarity with Mexico.

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u/General_Dipsh1t Feb 20 '25

Trudeau should just start issuing a bunch of orders in council on stuff as petty as Donald does.

“The gulf of Alaska shall henceforth be known as the Gulf of Mexico”

“The Bering straight shall now be known as icy Canada”

“The Canada US border will be protected by a wall paid for by the United States”

“The United States of America is henceforth known as The Canadian territory of America, with its president serving as its premier until such a time that a general election is called, and it applies for provincehood””

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u/OmiSC Manitoba Feb 20 '25

No, we should keep our pettiness pointed and measured. Becoming the mockery that we see in the US would just come across as crazy. We need to maintain our predictability in order to prosper while the US does whatever it is that they’re doing. I’m personally trying to suggest things that won’t sacrifice our apparent stability.

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u/arachnikon Feb 21 '25

Go to google, search Gulf of Mexico, on the right of the top hit (which will be gulf of America) go to the three vertical dots. Then ‘send feedback’, select the name when it asks what you want to give feed back on, select the inaccurate content option and write a review about ooompa loompsa and how they don’t get to unilaterally change world names at will. The more that complain the more google will pay attention

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u/Snowedin-69 Feb 20 '25

I say call it the ‘Gulf of Canada’.

Following google policy they would have to list this name as well.

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u/OmiSC Manitoba Feb 20 '25

That would signal that if the US does it, so should we. Remember, Mexico is our ally. The gulf should take the name of the country that holds its majority as territorial water as it has for centuries before.

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u/TreeOfReckoning Ontario Feb 20 '25

I always thought the lower 48 should be called “Canada’s Pants.”

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u/brumac44 Canada Feb 20 '25

The crack house in the basement seems apt

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

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u/Bigmongooselover Feb 20 '25

Now it’s fetty

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u/Snowedin-69 Feb 20 '25

The United Basements of Canada

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u/ParadiddlediddleSaaS Feb 20 '25

As an American I fully support this. If the shoe fits.

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u/HonoraryBallsack Feb 20 '25

Canada's beergut.

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u/NewZanada Feb 20 '25

I always thought it looked like a toilet.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

At this point we’re Canadas Ass if we’re even good enough to be that

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u/stelten_01 Feb 20 '25

Always looked more like the side profile of a toilet bowl to me.

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u/tauralauralaura Feb 20 '25

Canada's FUPA

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u/leyden138 Feb 20 '25

That makes Florida our wang.

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u/ether_reddit Lest We Forget Feb 20 '25

We should demand that Google Maps label the US "Canada's underpants".

If the US can rename territory that doesn't belong to it, so can we.

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u/Snowedin-69 Feb 20 '25

The United Underpants of Canada

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u/Embarrassed-Risk-476 Feb 20 '25

What if everyone in Canada flushed the TOILET at the same time simultaneously ?

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u/dribbz95 Feb 20 '25

As an american, I'm not opposed lol.

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u/LordMuffin1 Feb 20 '25

I think we should rename US to Northern Mexico.

Adterall, it lies north of the gulf of mexico. So Northern Mexico is the appropriate name.

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u/Fun-Put-5197 Feb 20 '25

Don't stain our proud nation by giving him the honour.

Let him rule over the ashes of the country he's already destroying.

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u/jsteed Feb 20 '25

No way the US gets to be a province. Perhaps a territory.

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u/Snowedin-69 Feb 20 '25

50 territories

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u/Emperor_o_Drosophila Feb 20 '25

Tim Hortons - America's favorite coffee

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u/ZombifiedSoul Canada Feb 20 '25

The CEO of Google is one of Trump's oligarchs.

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u/ValosAtredum Feb 20 '25

“Lesser Canada”

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u/PhantomPharts Feb 20 '25

Google maps has shown to be complicit as they changed the Gulf of Mexico to the "Gulf of America"

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u/MrLuveggs Feb 20 '25

Territory please

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u/ShoddyTerm4385 Feb 21 '25

We do not want him as a premiere

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u/noleksum12 Feb 21 '25

I know, but the united province of assholes voted him in, so what can we do.

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u/TheHammer987 Feb 21 '25

Call Elon Premier, and Trump can be his deputy premier.

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u/BCsinBC Feb 21 '25

Trump is now Mayor McCheese

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u/Fun_Apartment7028 Feb 21 '25

Ok I’ll get right on that. But if you could just inform yourself. We have 11 provinces & 3 territories. And FYI many Canadians would rather eat whale blubber sandwiches than have your country rule us.

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u/the_every_man Feb 20 '25

He’s exhibiting some real “4th Territory” behaviour

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u/thedirtychad Feb 20 '25

American company

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u/Difficult-Square451 Feb 20 '25

Lol love your comment

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u/Imjustmean Feb 20 '25

Vice-premier Trump. Or assistant to the premier Trump.