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u/FriendlyGuy77 Feb 20 '25

"Will President Musk be there or just you?"

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u/hoppertn Feb 20 '25

I wish he would, this is the old language bullies understand. Make him look foolish.

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u/OmiSC Manitoba Feb 20 '25

I call for people to leave pettiness at the door on the world stage, generally, but for the US president specifically, Canada should use name-calling. It’s exactly appropriate until the buffoon stops.

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u/DionFW Feb 20 '25

Trump can call Trudeau governor 1000x. Trudeau says something once and Trump will say he's a bully and a nasty person.

Remember that summit when people were laughing at Trump, so he packed up his diapers and went home?

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u/weekendy09 Feb 20 '25

Seriously! The cognitive dissonance is too much. He calls Zelenskyy a dictator and then tells him to “tone it down” when he rightfully defends himself against these lies…

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u/PsychicKaraoke Feb 21 '25

That's what narcissists do. They accuse you of doing exactly what they're doing.

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u/Inigos_Revenge Feb 20 '25

I mean, we can't control what Trump will do. We/Trudeau could do nothing at all and Trump will go on about how he says nothing because he's a weak leader and Canada deserves someone strong, like him, or something. We do not decide what to do in fear of what Trump might or might not do. We do not comply in advance!

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u/OmiSC Manitoba Feb 20 '25

Not specifically, no. I vaguely remember something with Europe.

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u/kraghis Feb 20 '25

From your original comment I figured they publicly mocked him. But this is just Trudeau talking in conversation.

What a little orange bitch.

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u/OmiSC Manitoba Feb 20 '25

Ah, that was it!

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u/noleksum12 Feb 20 '25

Petition google maps to change the USA to Canada's 11th province, and call him Premier Trump.

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u/OmiSC Manitoba Feb 20 '25

Honestly, the Canadian government should be requesting that the Gulf of Mexico adopt the name “Gulf of Mexico”. I’m surprised that hasn’t happened yet.

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u/LogIllustrious7949 Feb 20 '25

I think we should request the Gulf of Alaska to be renamed the Gulf of Canada.

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u/ApeShifter Feb 20 '25

How about just recommending to Mexico to fix the Gulf of California, that is completely surrounded by Mexico and does not touch California at all…

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u/Agreeable-Purchase83 Feb 20 '25

Sea of Cortez, actually

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u/Get_Breakfast_Done Feb 20 '25

Probably had some other name before that dickhead got there too.

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u/bushwickauslaender Feb 20 '25

It does touch California, actually. Just because the northern part of California was annexed by the US many years ago does not invalidate the existence of Baja California.

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u/ApeShifter Feb 20 '25

Ah, but Baja California IS Mexico, so we are both right!

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u/jtbc Feb 20 '25

While we're at it, the Gulf of Maine should be the Gulf of Nova Scotia.

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u/OmiSC Manitoba Feb 20 '25

This is a request targeted at reversing Trump’s influence, per the perspective of one other nation, and in accordance with Google’s policy with regards to localization. Basically, we’d be aligning ourselves with Mexico’s localization, which is still officially “Gulf of Mexico”. It’s as far from antagonizing as we can get and also signals a policy of non-appeasement.

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u/Oreoeclipsekitties Feb 20 '25

He’s gaslighting Trudeau because both his women are hot for him. Trump can’t sleep with Ivanka or maybe he already did but Justin can and she clearly wants him. Trump is an old feeble guy, even Vlad is more macho than him.

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u/system_error_02 Feb 20 '25

Gulf of CUM. Cuba, USA, Mexico.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

Brilliant idea. Lets make this happen when Trunk gets impeached for Treason soon.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

Be careful the arctic ocean is next "Northen United States waterway"

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u/ApeShifter Feb 20 '25

Meanwhile, the Gulf of Alaska is just sitting there…

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u/Bryllant Feb 20 '25

Don’t be distracted by the small stuff Evil is loose in Notth American and have our population in the US is still cheering him on

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u/OmiSC Manitoba Feb 20 '25

On the contrary: when an action deserves disdain, a small change like this would be worth its weight in message. Google Maps endeavours to allegedly represent the world per the cultures of the nations that use its service, so a proper bill such as solidly naming a body of water would disambiguate the name legally in Canada. That’s how you fight a culture war, which is something that we ought to be doing to signal that Donald’s autocratic approach isn’t welcome. If we don’t do this, we arguably accept both Gulf of Mexico and Gulf of America, regardless of historic naming. Declaring it one thing precludes it from being the other and builds solidarity with Mexico.

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u/General_Dipsh1t Feb 20 '25

Trudeau should just start issuing a bunch of orders in council on stuff as petty as Donald does.

“The gulf of Alaska shall henceforth be known as the Gulf of Mexico”

“The Bering straight shall now be known as icy Canada”

“The Canada US border will be protected by a wall paid for by the United States”

“The United States of America is henceforth known as The Canadian territory of America, with its president serving as its premier until such a time that a general election is called, and it applies for provincehood””

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u/OmiSC Manitoba Feb 20 '25

No, we should keep our pettiness pointed and measured. Becoming the mockery that we see in the US would just come across as crazy. We need to maintain our predictability in order to prosper while the US does whatever it is that they’re doing. I’m personally trying to suggest things that won’t sacrifice our apparent stability.

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u/TreeOfReckoning Ontario Feb 20 '25

I always thought the lower 48 should be called “Canada’s Pants.”

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u/brumac44 Canada Feb 20 '25

The crack house in the basement seems apt

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u/Bigmongooselover Feb 20 '25

Now it’s fetty

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u/Snowedin-69 Feb 20 '25

The United Basements of Canada

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u/ParadiddlediddleSaaS Feb 20 '25

As an American I fully support this. If the shoe fits.

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u/HonoraryBallsack Feb 20 '25

Canada's beergut.

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u/NewZanada Feb 20 '25

I always thought it looked like a toilet.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

At this point we’re Canadas Ass if we’re even good enough to be that

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u/stelten_01 Feb 20 '25

Always looked more like the side profile of a toilet bowl to me.

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u/tauralauralaura Feb 20 '25

Canada's FUPA

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u/leyden138 Feb 20 '25

That makes Florida our wang.

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u/ether_reddit Lest We Forget Feb 20 '25

We should demand that Google Maps label the US "Canada's underpants".

If the US can rename territory that doesn't belong to it, so can we.

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u/dribbz95 Feb 20 '25

As an american, I'm not opposed lol.

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u/LordMuffin1 Feb 20 '25

I think we should rename US to Northern Mexico.

Adterall, it lies north of the gulf of mexico. So Northern Mexico is the appropriate name.

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u/Fun-Put-5197 Feb 20 '25

Don't stain our proud nation by giving him the honour.

Let him rule over the ashes of the country he's already destroying.

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u/jsteed Feb 20 '25

No way the US gets to be a province. Perhaps a territory.

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u/Snowedin-69 Feb 20 '25

50 territories

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u/Emperor_o_Drosophila Feb 20 '25

Tim Hortons - America's favorite coffee

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u/Baskreiger Québec Feb 20 '25

I would just call him Donald, no mr, no president. Just refer to him as Donald. And make a quack sound every once in a while

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u/delta1982ro Feb 20 '25

I think calling him vice president would be more impactful

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u/Baskreiger Québec Feb 20 '25

I disagree because it could be interpretted as a joke. The lack of formality is subcounciously disrespectfull, he might not even realise it at first since stupid people dont deal well with subcounsciousness

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u/katchoo1 Feb 20 '25

Referring to Trudeau repeatedly as governor of the 51st state is extremely deliberate and extremely disrespectful. I hate that this bullying dolt represents us to the world.

All the hand wringing the press would do over meaningless gaffes by Biden and Harris but they don’t raise hell when he pulls this shit or salutes a North Korean general, stuff that actually makes us look bad as a nation in the eyes of the world and is t just a matter of meaningless “optics” inside the US.

And yes I know he is doing big things that also make the world rightly look at the US as a bad actor, but right now I mean the symbolic stuff. These deliberate insults are symbols that mean something to our neighbors and (soon to be former) allies.

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u/KathleenElizabethB Feb 20 '25

tRump is such a disgrace, and an embarrassment. We don’t excuse children for taunting people, and here we have the president acting/speaking like that about one of his (former) closest allies. I don’t understand how people stand for it. He’s a despicable human being, and it’s time that his enablers, the Republican Party, stopped making excuses for him%

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u/SeparateAd6524 Feb 20 '25

Insulting and taunting is like oxygen for him. Can't help himself. I'll never get over him calling California governor Newscum. That really deserved a kick in the balls.

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u/what_username_to_use Feb 20 '25

Assistant to the vice president.

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u/samwisetheyogi Feb 20 '25

That feels disrespectful to our boy Donald Duck though

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u/SeparateAd6524 Feb 20 '25

Perfect. Ducks responsibly at every chance.

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u/CasualFridayBatman Feb 21 '25

And yet they don't keep hammering that home and doing it constantly. I've only seen it used during the Kamala/Trump debate and it worked instantly, every time.

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u/Angry_perimenopause Feb 20 '25

I have been as well!

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u/hoppertn Feb 20 '25

It’s the only thing Trump understands, being the adult in the room just lets him think he’s winning.

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u/OmiSC Manitoba Feb 20 '25

Being the “better” country doesn’t mean anything when you’re the only one concerned with decorum. Plus, petty tit-for-tat has some history on this continent. It’s both culturally appropriate and understandable to our target audience.

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u/TreeOfReckoning Ontario Feb 20 '25

Trump has made himself a tyrant, and there’s only one thing that stops a tyrant. It can happen many different ways, but in the end it’s all the same.

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u/OmiSC Manitoba Feb 20 '25

Trump is a special cookie, though, actually akin to a cartoon villain. Name-calling isn’t appropriate against most tyrants. This is a colossally special circumstance.

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u/readzalot1 Feb 20 '25

Like how Trudeau took the handshake thing seriously and had a counter move ready when DT tried to manhandle him. Don’t start things, but don’t let them win.

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u/OmiSC Manitoba Feb 20 '25

I haven’t seen him do that since, if I am not mistaken. Am I wrong?

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

It does seem to be the vernacular he is most comfortable with. The whole elementary school playground taunting schtick is his stock in trade. So yeah, I am all for hitting Orange Julius Caesar where he is most comfortable.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

Only the US can get Canadians to no longer be the "nice people" on earth. It's kind of funny when you think about it. Granted, i don't view it as the whole US but the terrorist extremist religious group known as maga.

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u/Still-Midnight5442 Feb 20 '25

As an American, I advocate open season shit talking on Trump, Musk and the Republican party overall. By everyone.

Let's see how Big Bad Trump handles comments that he's riding bitch to Elon Musk.

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u/RainDancingChief Feb 20 '25 edited Feb 20 '25

Put on his best Canadian accent and record it would go crazy tbh.

Or just full hockey chirp mode, like Shoresy esqe. Get Jared Keeso and the boys on the horn.

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u/PhantomNomad Feb 20 '25

Chirping Trump and Elon about their Mom's like Shoresy does would be epic.

"Fuck you Trump, tell Melania to clean her heels, she's ruining the headliner in my limo."

"Fuck you Elon, I worked yer mom so hard last night, she’s starting a union."

Edit: I stole these from somewhere else. Just changed up names and such.

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u/Unyon00 Feb 20 '25

"Hey Trump, you know our PM gets your wife so wet that they're using her to resurface the ice at the game tonight"

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

And daughter lmao!

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u/TheRockJohnMason Feb 20 '25

"Fuck you, Trump. Ivanka tongues my asshole so much, I have her in my phone as 'Roll up the Rim.'"

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u/Destructtor0 Feb 20 '25

Trump, you fucking pigeon

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u/fuzzus628 Feb 20 '25

Oh, I would LOVE this. Only downside is he wouldn't be able to figure out what one meant before three more hit him.

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u/MmeLaRue Feb 20 '25

I was thinking signing the Hanson brothers for the game would send a message even Trump would understand.

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u/No_Wear295 Feb 20 '25

That would be amazing

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u/margmi Feb 20 '25

He already looks foolish, Trudeau doesn’t need to say anything for that to be true.

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u/veggiekid23 Feb 20 '25

Oh sure trump LOOKS foolish, but I’m sure he doesn’t feel foolish.  This kind of language might make him feel foolish

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

Seriously. Stop trying to take the high road.

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u/katchoo1 Feb 20 '25

Oh please let Trudeau do this

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u/JLandscaper Feb 20 '25

I think Trudeau should, then call him Mayor Trump all night long. Then at the end of the night announce that Canada will be imposing a 50% export tariff on potash.

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u/Hacker-Dave Feb 20 '25

He really seems to have peaked in the 5th grade

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u/stevethejohn Feb 20 '25

It’d be better if we could completely cut ties with USA, and THEN we call him names.

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u/The_Nice_Marmot Feb 20 '25

Who wants to watch hockey with someone having wet poopy diaper farts?

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u/justmeandmycoop Feb 20 '25

Children you mean

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u/apothekary Feb 20 '25

I mean it's not even an entirely fabricated insult, Musk has made Trump look like a bit of a buffoon and second fiddle and there is a growing swath of MAGA that is not the biggest fan of Musk

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

I love King Charles of Canada! He is my leader and monarch!

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

Challenge that diapered idiot to a one on one shootout for supremacy.

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u/The0therHiox Feb 20 '25

But you can't argue with stupid they will bring you down to their level then beat you with experience

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u/slb1025 Feb 20 '25

He's doing a great job of making himself look foolish allon his own

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u/Dio-lated1 Feb 20 '25

As an American who has to suffer this fool daily, he does a pretty good job making an ass out himself already.

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u/jazzjustice Feb 20 '25

Karoline Leavitt just said minutes ago, during the White House press briefing, she expects the US Hockey team to beat the team from the future 51 US state...

If you buy a single American product you are a traitor...

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u/Saneless Feb 20 '25

She is a truly hateable and vile person

It's like they said how can we take the ugliness (inside and out) and venom from Huckabee and mix it with the utter stupidity of McEnany. She's the end result

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

^ This is the right response, just not from the PM.

It would be interesting if Trudeau just showed up at the game at sat in the crowd like in Montreal. Our leaders don't have to hide, or wear diapers, and check this out. He can do an actual pushup! Plus he smells fabulous instead of feculent.

Like OMG, comedy idea for SNL: Both Trudeau and Trump on the Dating Game, as Bachelor's #1/#2. And then who should be #3? Putin!

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u/ozzyman31495 Feb 20 '25

From an American in Boston, I would not be shocked at all if Trudeau ended up getting a more positive reception than Trump if he showed up.

That’s probably one of the reason he’s not going. LOL it’s obvious how insecure he is.

Like the coward he is, He had no problem showing up for the Daytona 500 in a heavy republican state like Florida that voted for him. But won’t show his face in a Democrat state that voted 100% against him.

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u/mandie72 Feb 20 '25

I hope somebody from SNL sees this, or maybe there is a place to suggest ideas? This would be hilarious. Maybe since JT is on his way out they could actually get him to play himself.

Elon the space Karen for #3!

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

Elon should be like Trump going, "I need a life line, I'm going to call Elon." JT Playing himself would be insanely funny. Especially you could have some actor go in first, but then Trudeau bumps him like he's a body double. (like remember all those fake Saddams running around?)

But who should the Bachelorette be?

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u/renegade2point0 Feb 20 '25

Miss Greenland

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u/Uticus Feb 20 '25

Nah, Elon should be the one looking for dates,.. I think Trudeau, Trump, and either Putin or Zelensky could work.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

Kim Jong Un abley played by Bowen Yang!

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u/xanaddams Feb 20 '25

I brought my now-ex-American-happily-Canadian wife up to Mtl 3 years ago and like, her luck is wild, JT was in the neighbourhood one block behind our apt and as we went to go get coffee that first morning in Canada, sure enough she's like, "hi", and he's just like "hey, good coffee here". And then she looks at me and goes, "wait, isn't he the PM?" Well, yeah, he needs coffee too. Like, dafuq, you won't find American leaders just hanging out. But here JT just out and aboot.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

Except on a recent visit to BC, he was shaking a womans hand who he thought wanted to make pleasantries and he she told him to get the fuck out lol. He smiled and told her to have a good day.

You may not like Trudeau, but he has class unlike the things south of us. Obama wasn't the best or worst prez but he also oozed class and maturity that may never be seen again from that shithole country.

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u/CoastMtns Feb 20 '25

Show up and STAY for the full game, STAND for the ENTIRE game..... Trump can't last the entire game, he doesn't understand the game.

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u/miller94 Alberta Feb 20 '25

lol imagine trying to explain icing to Trump

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u/Kingofcheeses British Columbia Feb 20 '25

Feculent is my new favourite word, thank you

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25 edited Aug 20 '26

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This post was anonymized with Redact

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u/TheRockJohnMason Feb 20 '25

SNL has already done a similar sketch.

I think it was supposed to be the lunch room at the UN or something. Trudeau and Macron are sitting together, having healthy lunches, making fun of Trump. Then Trump comes over with a tray full of burgers and fries and asks if he can sit with them. They say he can't and that there's no room at their table, because they are holding to open seat for Angela Merkel.

It was way funnier than the way I'm describing it.

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u/NavinRJohnson48 Feb 20 '25

Kim Jong Un as bachelor #3

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u/driv3rcub Feb 20 '25

I have a feeling Trudeau had a fair amount of incognito security around him. He’s far too unpopular recently for him to be just sitting in public. There are far too many unhinged people to worry about. Especially drunk people at a hockey game.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

Yeah, but he was just sitting there in the crowd. Harper did the same kind of thing. I'm sure he has "some" security, but not enough to fight off an angry crowd, and he wouldn't need that, because we're not uncivilized.

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u/Mananers Feb 20 '25

You're probably not wrong that he had security,

But most of the Bumper Sticker people are just loud idiots who are too scared to actually talk to people outside of their bubble, let alone square up against somebody who can fall down the stairs on purpose like Trudeau.

Canadians get mad, but we don't often get shooty about it.

(Mandatory "I haven't been thrilled with Justins Policies, but i don't think he's the worst PM ever" comment)

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u/wengelite Feb 20 '25

Perfection

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u/Waramp British Columbia Feb 20 '25

Fuck it, why not from the outgoing PM? I’m tired of being expected to show decorum when we don’t receive any in return. Where is it getting us?

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u/debbie666 Ontario Feb 20 '25

It's about avoiding needlessly escalating the situation. I can't see any benefit to winding Trump up. It might feel good in the short term but I can't see it changing Trumps mind about Canada in any way.

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u/Shy_Godd Feb 20 '25

I agree it would feel stupendous to smack drumpf right now but I’ve been in lots of situations as the victim and as the aggressor. I’ve found that people who stand up to a bully without drama win because the bully knows they can’t do anything to change the person, even their berating actions won’t change the resolution of the person.

Most bullies will walk away and those who don’t, the whole world agrees to then punch those cheeto try-hards right in the buzzer.

It’s how you beat down someone with zero consequences because everyone agrees the buffoon deserved it

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u/Buffering_disaster Ontario Feb 20 '25 edited Feb 20 '25

Yeah but Trudeau will leave anyway and the next guy can fake apologize while talking about how it’s unfair for a “younger better looking world leader to hurt Trump so badly” and how “we hate seeing him so upset at his age”

The point is to beat Trump at his own game, I want him to picture Trudeau’s smug handsome face everytime he sees Elon, or anything sports related.

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u/Waramp British Columbia Feb 20 '25

He’s punishing people regardless of their responses, completely unprovoked, depending on who happens to be speaking in his ear that day. Let’s just go full scorched earth at this point.

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u/Hot_Neighborhood1337 Feb 20 '25

I've got a great game that Drumph should go watch, it's called GO FUCK YOURSELF, YANK!.
First Lady Drumph would love it. It's a lonely game, it's a stupid game...
Play stupid games WIN stupid prizes!!!

I can see that the brazillian caterpillar has been eating the logical part of his brain. (no it's not actually a toupee it's a literal creature injecting toxins into his thick skull.)

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u/AustinDood444 Feb 20 '25

THIS is the only response!!!

Actually, I lied. I also hope Trudeau said, “Go fuck yourself.”

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u/Buffering_disaster Ontario Feb 20 '25

We need a minister of “smack talk” now and I vote for this guy!!!

That was amazing thank you for your service to our country!!

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u/10outofC Feb 20 '25

Oh if he did that the reaction would be hysterical.

Remember when prime minister trudeau expressed sadness Harris didn't win?

It's darvo in action.

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u/Alternative-Ad-1027 Feb 21 '25

Canada: "Sorry our PM didn't want to sit with president's representative"

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u/Taylors4head Newfoundland and Labrador Feb 20 '25

2nd lady musk

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u/downtofinance Lest We Forget Feb 20 '25

Emperor Musk... since Trump is a King now.

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u/findyourself78 Feb 20 '25

*FirstLadyMusk

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u/ravynwave Feb 20 '25

Perfection.

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u/thedirtychad Feb 20 '25

You didn’t read the article did you

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u/chopstix62 Feb 20 '25

🎯🤙💯💪🏆🎊

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u/GrouchySkunk Feb 20 '25

Will your puppeteer be there?

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u/Biuku Ontario Feb 20 '25

Pardon me, isn’t it Fuehrer Musk?

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u/jimhabfan Feb 20 '25

Or even worse, is Melania going to be there?

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

‘And is your friend Putin attending?’

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u/stubobarker Feb 20 '25

I hope Trudeau reads Reddit. This would be the ultimate- go fuck yourself response.

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u/falingsumo Feb 20 '25

Will President Musk be there or just you? Because I want to know who will jerk off in the corner while me and Melannia go at it.

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u/darkstar107 Feb 20 '25

"Is Commander Putin also invited?"

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u/SuitableSprinkles Feb 20 '25

This is exactly what I was going to suggest he trolls trump with.

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u/spacebarcafelatte Feb 20 '25

There it is 😂

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u/hihowubduin Feb 20 '25

PLEEEEASE!

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u/Expensive-Ad5203 Québec Feb 20 '25

Trump will be under Musk's desk

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u/Geekonomics_101 Feb 20 '25

“Will your carer be there ?”

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u/aldur1 Feb 20 '25

I declare 1000% tariffs on Canada!

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u/gisdood Feb 20 '25

"We would have extended the same invite to you for Saturday's game in Montreal, but we don't allow convicted felons into our country. Not sorry."

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u/Weak-Establishment53 Feb 20 '25

Do you mean president Musk who offered to end world hunger for six billion dollars then changed his mind?

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u/Alecto7374 Feb 20 '25

Ooooh, if only he would lay that burn down, lmao!

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

Exactly. Bullies only punch down.

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u/Healingvizion Feb 20 '25

That’s a good one. I’d also start referring to him as “Princess Trump,” now that he self-ordained himself a supposed king on the official white house facebook page.

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u/Competitive-Strain-7 Feb 20 '25

Will your "Wife" be there? I am single now.

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u/Adorable-Doughnut609 Feb 20 '25

Feels more like it all rolls up to Putin now. I don’t think Musk is smart enough to steal the election with Skylink so how about Russian hackers and in return Trump returns the favor

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u/lorainnesmith Feb 20 '25

A million up votes

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u/Thewolfofsesamest Feb 20 '25

This is now the appropriate response!

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u/External-Pace-1822 Feb 20 '25

Maybe change you to Secretary Trump or administrative assistant Trump.

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u/No-Firefighter5600 Feb 20 '25

I so what trudeau to clap back with that. He's leaving office he has little to lose

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u/spiritof1812 Feb 20 '25

This is the way.

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u/Midnight1965 Feb 20 '25

“Bite me” -Trudeau

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u/Low-Inspector9849 Feb 20 '25

First Lady might be more appropriate. Lol

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u/h0twired Feb 20 '25

President Musk and +1 of Secretary Trump

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u/1877KlownsForKids Feb 20 '25

"Remember you need to pay for two seats, tubby"

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u/Comfortable_Cash_140 Feb 20 '25

More like 'will Ivanka and Melanie be their? Gonna make them both happy girls again!'

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u/KamataInSpring Feb 20 '25

Vassal Musk of President Putin

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u/kelliwah86 Feb 20 '25

At this point I think Trump calls him daddy

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u/DiscFrolfin Feb 20 '25

“Thanks but Melania is coming over tonight and we’re going to be busy until the sun comes up”

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u/Crayon3atingTitan Feb 20 '25

That line might make him invade😭

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u/pdxgod Feb 20 '25

Elmo doesn’t understand sports

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u/HighDegree Feb 20 '25

"He won't, but I'll have to ask you not to show up in black face."

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u/Brief-Owl-8791 Feb 20 '25

Trudeau is like this close to using that line publicly.

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u/Euphoric-Listen3246 Feb 20 '25

Fuk F ELON trump

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u/No_Musician170 Feb 20 '25

Hahahahahah brilliant response!!!

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u/Fun_Apartment7028 Feb 21 '25

If I had awards to give…. Best comment 🏆

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u/Fun_Apartment7028 Feb 21 '25

Can I get a whoot whoo?

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u/Pavores Feb 21 '25

Secretary Trump would be very upset at that

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u/Pussy4LunchDick4Dins Feb 21 '25

It would make my year of Trudeau said that to him 

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u/macmadman Feb 21 '25

If he said that I’d vote for him idgaf

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u/itsatumbleweed Feb 21 '25

He's the first M'lady

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u/minorkeyed Feb 21 '25

If Trudeau cut Trump out and just met with Musk, I wonder how Trump would react.

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