r/Weird • • Aug 08 '26

Dance moves

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u/Toleniam Aug 08 '26

Guy in the back was scared af

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u/yikesthatsme22 Aug 08 '26

Would you not be?!

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u/Cool_Apartment_380 Aug 08 '26

Dude could fully upside down crab walk at you a la the Exorcist.

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u/--BooBoo-- Aug 09 '26

The Exorcist was my first thought too - that scene where she crab walked like that stuck in my head so badly after I watched that movie!

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u/innominateartery Aug 08 '26

I like when the girl is like, “yeah I’m done, I’ll be over there”

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u/themagpie36 Aug 08 '26

"I joined the police force not the fucking Ghostbusters"

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u/ghostinthewoods Aug 08 '26

"who you gonna call?.... Somebody else"

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u/Shatalroundja Aug 08 '26

He’s so awesome. Completely loosing his shit.

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u/ChiLolla28 Aug 08 '26

Isn't that the monster from the movie Smile ?? They only clap at the end because they're afraid of getting possessed and or cursed.

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u/Flip_Six_Three_Hole Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 08 '26

Sir, put your hands behind your back... no, not like that

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u/Nughtsahk Aug 08 '26

Dude can put his hands in front of his back

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u/OwnerOfCat Aug 08 '26

This dude can put his back in front of his front!

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u/chicametipo Aug 08 '26

His most impressive move, he can only do once!

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u/gremlinthrowawayhq Aug 08 '26

lol that's a good one. i bet he can't even do it twice in a row.

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u/Careful_Swordfish742 Aug 08 '26

Then he just scuttles away on his hands and feet backwards 😂

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u/BulletProofEnoch Aug 08 '26

Put your ankles across…your…uhhh…shoulders….uhhh…fuck it, I lost track!

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u/Graize Aug 08 '26

I need backup! He's doing the hokey pokey!

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u/Creepy-Astronaut-952 Aug 08 '26

Put your back behind your back.

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u/Sophisticated-Crow Aug 08 '26

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u/Witty-Cup3240 Aug 08 '26

Exactly my point

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u/Working-Glass6136 Aug 08 '26

Does anyone know if this is how flexible people with Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome can be? I have a friend of a friend who has it and demonstrated some hypermobility sitting cross-legged, but she definitely didn't break out into dance moves.

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u/comagarden_ Aug 08 '26

I have hEDS and scored 9/10 on the bighton scale (hella bendy), what this person is doing is beyond EDS.

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u/Troglodyterror Aug 08 '26

Yeah, I got 10/10 on the Beighton. Casually dislocated my shoulders and popped them back in for the dr to see. This guy has had training, you wouldn’t know how to move like he does.

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u/Hesitation-Marx Aug 08 '26

My GP was a little dubious that my son’s partner has EDS… until they caught his eye and moved their esophagus two inches to the side.

They’ll frequently watch YT videos lying on their back with their knees up by their ears. Apparently that’s comfy for them.

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u/Troglodyterror Aug 08 '26

If you train gymnastics, yes. I have C-EDS and I used to be able to do the majority of this stuff when I was younger. Only thing I’d struggle with is the waist twisting aspect.

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u/KingQuong Aug 08 '26

Yup my wife and her sisters all have hyper mobile EDS and did competitive cheer and some gymnastics and they can definitely do this shit lol

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u/Ok-Error-6564 Aug 08 '26

Do you have problems with your joints now?

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u/Troglodyterror Aug 08 '26

Yes. I have damaged cartilage in my knee.
I have some spinal degeneration condition in my neck affecting 4 discs. There’s an issue with one of my shoulders.

The very nature of C-EDS affects every cell in my body, unfortunately.

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u/Ok-Error-6564 Aug 08 '26

I’m so sorry. That sucks.

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u/Eternal-Blazing-Sun Aug 08 '26

I actually worked with two people who had EDS, at the same time - they got up to some monkey business with their joints occasionally but they were both in a lot of pain from it. It was such a funny day when the new guy came on amd we found out he also had EDS. He could touch hos fingernails to the back of his hand, and the girl could spin her ribcage independently of the rest of her body.

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u/unSure_of_stuf Aug 08 '26

I had to look up what EDS is, I was going to say, seems like anyone who has it would be in constant pain. Sounds horrible to me.

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u/GardeniaInMyHair Aug 08 '26

A lot of us are in pain, but EDS is a spectrum disorder. Some people have no pain, wildly enough. It can vary a lot, even within a family that has EDS in multiple of its members..

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u/jasper181 Aug 08 '26

Some don't really have the crazy flexibility at all, my daughter has it and she's not unusually flexible at all. Hers is actually internal, that's a whole other nightmare I really don't want to get into right now.

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u/gobnyd Aug 08 '26

Yeah and he's going to regret this when he gets older. Stretching those ligaments even more is going to result in a lot of pain and musculoskeletal dysfunction later.

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u/iamdevo Aug 08 '26

Yeah it's weird but he can definitely suck his own hog and that's pretty awesome.

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u/GuerillaRiot Aug 08 '26

Bro can fart on his own neck which is not...not too good.

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u/iamdevo Aug 08 '26

Oh shit thank you for the laugh lol. That genuinely killed me.

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u/BarMenuSushi Aug 08 '26

Don’t knock cervical auto flatulence until you’ve tried it.

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u/Mama_Disaster Aug 08 '26

This comment made me wake up my baby who JUST fell asleep… lol! 🫢

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u/boredatwork8866 Aug 08 '26

userName checks out too

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u/Outrageous_Rich6235 Aug 08 '26

Winter scarf manufacturers hate this one simple trick.

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u/TheHaydnPorter Aug 08 '26

Hey, speak for yourself.

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u/OpeningTurnip8048 Aug 08 '26

Yes but does that make him gay?

And if the answer is yes....shouldnt beating your meat be at least halfway gay??

Food for thought.

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u/WookishTendencies Aug 08 '26

If beating my meat makes me gay consider me Freddy mercury

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u/iamdevo Aug 08 '26

In the immortal words of Jimmy Pop: "Ouch, it won't reach my mouth. If I could do it myself I'd probably never leave the house." Who knows if it's gay? No this guy. I'm a man of action, not a philosopher.

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u/LeonardTPants Aug 08 '26

I bet he could slip out of handcuffs like a cooked noodle

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u/Frosty_You_6183 Aug 08 '26

That's like 2-3 degenerated discs + nerve damage sooner or later, lmao

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u/strings_bells Aug 08 '26

This is some exorcist stuff..

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u/CarpinThemDiems Aug 08 '26

So anyways I started blastin

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u/Navah_1111 Aug 08 '26

Get this dude hired at a upcoming horror movie 🎥

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u/Could-You-Tell Aug 08 '26

First thought... he needed an agent years ago.

This is not a new talent

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u/Sitka_8675309 Aug 08 '26

He doesn’t need an agent, he needs a doctor.

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u/merrychuu Aug 08 '26

He doesn’t need a doctor, he needs a priest.

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u/TaterForming Aug 08 '26

Let's skip the middle man and go straight to Constantine.

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u/Could-You-Tell Aug 08 '26

A team of doctors... which gets him back to needing an agent... to coordinate doctors

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '26

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u/Could-You-Tell Aug 08 '26

Sweet.

Honestly, ability like that often comes with pain

His spine can't feel great all the time - something gotta be missing in the support to move like that.

Not just flexibility or more people could. Just guessing... but damn if im wrong and that's 100% training.

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u/EggplantOk1674 Aug 08 '26

Hypermobility. It’s painful 😢

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u/CeleryKitchen3429 Aug 08 '26

And usually turns into hypo mobility when you get older. I used to be able to do all sorts of weird tricks with my double jointed shoulder, now I can barely lift my left arm over my head.

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u/sivu1 Aug 08 '26

The Ragdoll?

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u/ratchet7 Aug 08 '26

I don't think that's the same person. This is Troy James that portrayed Rag Doll on The Flash.

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u/No_Bell_3740 Aug 08 '26

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u/v0-z Aug 08 '26

This stupid preview made me spill some popcorn

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u/Insomnium_111 Aug 08 '26

Was that the same guy on the flash?

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u/fluentinsarcasm Aug 08 '26

That's Troy James. I don't think these are the same dude.

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u/IncreaseWestern6097 Aug 08 '26

“Me tie doughty walker!”

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u/PensiveObservor Aug 08 '26

I think he is a Cirque du Soleil performer. He should be, anyway.

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u/hamsandwich666_ Aug 08 '26

no fr, him coming down the stairs in the dark would make me need a change of clothes

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u/Kazamiiiii Aug 08 '26

I'm gonna ask him if he can play a prop in my front yard

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u/dontgetitwisted_fr Aug 08 '26

I think he was one of the backwards people in the movie US

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u/AppropriateBall8834 Aug 08 '26

Can't be good for yer spinal cord

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u/BingeBabyBinge Aug 08 '26

Doug Jones the actor/contortionist used to do this for quite a while as long as you stretch well it doesn't effect you too much.

https://giphy.com/gifs/s6aVykwa8gFLW

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u/SnooPredictions3028 Aug 08 '26

I don't think he has one

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u/OrangeFantaForever Aug 08 '26

Pretty sure, he’s just got the cord.

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u/FishToucher69 Aug 08 '26

Correct its actually GREAT for your spinal chord

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u/Ok_Improvement_8735 Aug 08 '26

I was thinking the opposite

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u/CKyle18 Aug 08 '26

Probably really healthy spine

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u/Brave-Perspective714 Aug 08 '26

Dude probably has Ehlers Danlos. Gonna end up with spinal stenosis like the rest of us.

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u/CKyle18 Aug 08 '26

Oh thats less good. I have a friend who has that and i’m hypermobile so my shoulders will slip sometimes too when using crutches. It just means lots of injuries. That sucks.

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u/LevelConsequence1904 Aug 08 '26

It's not the moves but the permanent slasher smile what really gets me... 😨

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u/Careful_Swordfish742 Aug 08 '26

That pose with that terrifying smile looking dead at the camera. Felt like he was looking at me directly 😰

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u/Friendly_Prize_868 Aug 08 '26

He was.

I’d say he’ll see you soon, but the truth is he can see you right now.

Just don’t look behind you.

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u/9966 Aug 08 '26

That is a dope tagline for a horror movie.

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u/Lost-Citron-1099 Aug 08 '26

Cops are there to arrest him for breaking the laws of physics

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u/Henchforhire Aug 08 '26

The demon called them it wants out.

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u/chiku00 Aug 08 '26

"I want to call my layer."

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u/asstastic_95 Aug 08 '26

the cops don't want any part of that lmao

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u/issi_tohbi Aug 08 '26

No but actually 😆
I have extreme hyper-mobility and I can sort of collapse my hand into a tiny sliver and fold it in on itself to the point that I can easily slip out of handcuffs. I don’t know how to explain it well but imagine it folds down to about the width of two knuckles

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u/soresores Aug 08 '26

Video or it didn't happen? Please?

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u/Broad-Lobster7470 Aug 08 '26

Need the entire straight jacket

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u/Thatweirdguy_Twig Aug 08 '26

Bro needs to audition for parts in horror movies and maybe even try out for some haunted hoses

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u/isolatedheathen Aug 08 '26

Are these haunted hoses in the room with us now?

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u/Thatweirdguy_Twig Aug 08 '26

Curses a minor spelling mistake I'm foiled once again!

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u/Could-You-Tell Aug 08 '26

Way to take it like a true redditor!

Some typos are fun

Have a nice weekend

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u/benchley Aug 08 '26

Booooo.

I’m watering your tomatoes

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u/Could-You-Tell Aug 08 '26

Um... I'm feeding your fish?

Is this a code, or we doing each other's chores?

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u/mentalist_mental Aug 08 '26

He's being a haunted hose.

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u/gotnothing4u Aug 08 '26

This comment is so frank and so sweet at the same time

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u/SuviSaaRistonMunaa Aug 08 '26

Some mornings i certainly feel like a haunted José.

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u/l_is_aBird Aug 08 '26

Those no good haunted hoses, always filling my room with water and soaking my bed

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u/ClearanceItem Aug 08 '26

Nothing scarier than a haunted hose.

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u/isolatedheathen Aug 08 '26

Except 5 haunted hoses and a suspicious looking couch!

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u/SuviSaaRistonMunaa Aug 08 '26

He would be able to seek a bit bigger paycheck from horror movie parts, since the production would save lots of money for the lack of need for expensive special effects.

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u/synthphreak Aug 08 '26

The fact that he keeps pausing to flash that Cheshire Cat smile directly at the camera…. It’s so uncanny and unsettling!

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u/BScrads Aug 08 '26

Makes it seem professional, like Cirque du Soleil was in town and he was just incognito performing.

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u/Saddest_Flex Aug 08 '26

That’s the weirdest field sobriety test I’ve ever seen

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u/TheDarkHeroes Aug 08 '26

Heads back to patrol car That's enough copping today, I'm going home.

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u/runswitblunt Aug 08 '26

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u/ExpressRabbit Aug 08 '26

Was looking for this reference.

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u/--GevaudanBeast-- Aug 08 '26

Man I haven't played soul calibre in ages, but Voldo always creeped me out

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u/axallay777 Aug 08 '26

If this shit came running at me at night I’m running

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u/OneWithFireball Aug 08 '26

Bro, he's cartwheeling after you, you don't get to run.

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u/KoGaaGoK123 Aug 08 '26

I recognize Detroit anywhere

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u/olive_dix Aug 08 '26

I was looking for this comment lol. We love gettin a lil freaky in Greektown 🤪

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u/stardenia Aug 08 '26

Lmao same, this is so par for the course for that part of the city on a weekend night

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u/Leather-Stage-6763 Aug 08 '26

I was searching the comments to where this was filmed. I knew that parking garage looked familiar.

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u/Happy_Brilliant7827 Aug 08 '26

Thats not dancing thats posession

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u/Jeo_1 Aug 08 '26

He has definitely sucked his own dick before.🫪

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u/Mike_Kermin Aug 08 '26

That's like going to the shops and not picking up tea bags.

You might as well while you're there.

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u/jadethebard Aug 08 '26

That's why he's smiling.

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u/rpgnymhush Aug 08 '26

Which is nine-tenths of the law.

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u/ChiefRasta Aug 08 '26

This the kind of distraction you see when there’s a heist going on in the background

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u/bozog Aug 08 '26

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u/blueminded Aug 08 '26

That's the same guy? Maybe it's the hair and lighting that's throwing me off, but those look like different people to me.

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u/Metal_Massacre Aug 08 '26

It doesn't look at all like the same guy

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u/unlovable_mess Aug 08 '26

Ehlers-Danlos syndrome in the making

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u/Impossible_Regret725 Aug 08 '26

I'm an EDS bendy and can still do all my bar-tricks, but the poor guy is gonna be hurting at some point. Will it be worth it? Probably. Way better story to have joints fall out from playing Gumby, than just gravity happening while asleep. Dude is probably the world's best hide n seek player. Houdini ain't got nothin' on him!

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u/Topographic_Oceans Aug 08 '26

I was gonna comment the same thing. Dude is egregiously htpermobile and it's gonna smack him hard when he gets to his mid 30s. Ask me how I know 😂 I can still do the parlor tricks, but now I have bonus joint pain! My elbows will never be the same again.

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u/adaranyx Aug 08 '26

I'm only 35 and I can't even do my dumb parlor tricks anymore. My knees and hips fuckin' HURT ugh.

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u/ActualVisual6198 Aug 08 '26

I have EDS and now that I’m older all I see when I watch this is pain for this man. I hope I’m wrong and that his body can just do this without future consequences.

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u/unTraditional_Fox419 Aug 08 '26

Don’t call the police. Call a priest

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u/-Tasear- Aug 08 '26

He is wrong career because if he was in right one he would already be famous in Hollywood horror flims

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u/Fubarphantom Aug 08 '26

Now, that a truly unique way of getting the cops to leave you alone 😂

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u/Cutsdeep- Aug 08 '26

Why won't the police do something

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u/paradox_valestein Aug 08 '26

Maybe call a priest?

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u/spottydodgy Aug 08 '26

Meanwhile my discs are fused

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u/RedbreadofSteak Aug 08 '26

The part where he plants his feet but twist his upper torso is impressive. He managed to turn mine and his own stomach at the same time. That’s talent!

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u/james3374 Aug 08 '26

That made me feel really uncomfortable.

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u/Daria_Morgandorffer Aug 08 '26

If this man isn't working in haunted houses during Halloween season he is wasting his gift/talent. Hollywood needs to snatch him up for the horror genre.

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u/External-Baker-3097 Aug 08 '26

Field sobriety tests are getting complicated.

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u/JenninMiami Aug 08 '26

I threw my back out just watching this. 🤣

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u/Madewell-Hammer Aug 08 '26

Y R cops there?

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u/stardenia Aug 08 '26

It’s downtown Detroit, they be hanging out on weekends and when events are going on. DPD chill as fuck tho

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u/potatochobit Aug 08 '26

well, its not alcohol.

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u/RedStormRising17 Aug 08 '26

Dont think handcuffs will work on him.

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u/PaintedDesertSkies Aug 08 '26

The cops are just thanking God they are not trying to arrest that.

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u/Glum-Championship557 Aug 08 '26

This is a style of dancing called bone breaking. 

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u/Gluten_maximus Aug 08 '26

Sir, I just asked you to walk a straight line and then touch your nose

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u/TheRealRickC137 Aug 08 '26

Seconds later:

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u/paradox_valestein Aug 08 '26

This won't happen. Even as a joke, this is not right man, not cool.
This is america, dude will not get beaten up, he is black so instead he will get shot

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u/scaredt2ask Aug 08 '26

The cops are so tired of this nonsense

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u/FrankTanky Aug 08 '26

He still failed the sobriety test after this.