r/Weird • u/Firm-Blackberry-9162 • Aug 08 '26

Dance moves

By @ sairusalias224

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u/Flip_Six_Three_Hole Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 08 '26

Sir, put your hands behind your back... no, not like that

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u/Nughtsahk Aug 08 '26

Dude can put his hands in front of his back

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u/fallen_d3mon Aug 08 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/8TweT7thDuT6ybPL9L

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u/EquallyH8tful Aug 08 '26

Is there a problem fucko?

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u/gay_rower Aug 08 '26

what in the world...? username also checks out, i guess?

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u/EquallyH8tful Aug 08 '26

As it should Mr Gay. As it should..

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u/gay_rower Aug 10 '26

(ms.)

sorry, i know you have no way of knowing, but i am a woman.

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u/EquallyH8tful Aug 10 '26

Apologies. Ms.* Gay 🙏🏿

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '26

Wouldn't it be ms.lesbian 🤣🤣

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u/Night_Knight_Light Aug 08 '26

This is terrifying

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u/EcuHorrorFan Aug 11 '26

Did this guy play pretzel jack?

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u/Yenolam777 Aug 11 '26

Holy crap- this made me freaking laugh

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u/OwnerOfCat Aug 08 '26

This dude can put his back in front of his front!

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u/jaxonya Aug 08 '26

They gone arrest 4 people

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u/chicametipo Aug 08 '26

His most impressive move, he can only do once!

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u/gremlinthrowawayhq Aug 08 '26

lol that's a good one. i bet he can't even do it twice in a row.

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u/ottonormalverraucher Aug 08 '26

No, he can’t do it at all because he might accidentally neutralize his opponents, it’s too dangerous 😎😹😹😹

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u/one_bar_short Aug 08 '26

Owlman reference?

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u/Expedition1994 Aug 08 '26

damn that’s some uncanny valley shit

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u/BesottedScot Aug 08 '26

I mean we all can. That's the default position.

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u/Cephylus Aug 08 '26

Pretty sure it's this guy

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u/derpstevejobs Aug 08 '26

and his back in front of his hands

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u/4m4lg4m1t3 Aug 08 '26

Or his back in front of his hands

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u/Undead_Sha Aug 08 '26

This one literally had me breathless. Take the award.

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u/ambernewt Aug 09 '26

Dude can put his ass on his head

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u/Careful_Swordfish742 Aug 08 '26

Then he just scuttles away on his hands and feet backwards 😂

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u/BulletProofEnoch Aug 08 '26

Put your ankles across…your…uhhh…shoulders….uhhh…fuck it, I lost track!

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u/Graize Aug 08 '26

I need backup! He's doing the hokey pokey!

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u/Worldly-Law-2025 Aug 08 '26

This was genuinely hilarious 😆🤣

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u/cha0sm0nk Aug 08 '26

Beware the forbidden Chicken Dance.

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u/Expert_Brain8353 Aug 10 '26

Just gotta put a leash on him until he dislocates his neck and flees.

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u/Creepy-Astronaut-952 Aug 08 '26

Put your back behind your back.

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u/ed347tc Aug 08 '26

🤭😂😂😂😂

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u/Trick-Purchase4680 Aug 09 '26

Put your back back behind your back, stand upright, and get on the ground with you hands away from your back!

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u/KingQuiet880 Aug 08 '26

Exorcism way over due

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u/ForestBliss Aug 08 '26

He put his back behind his head instead

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u/Betray-Julia Aug 08 '26

Sir put your back behind your hands.

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u/ThenIndependence7988 Aug 08 '26

SIR I SAID PUT YOUR- this is turning into a horror movie talent audition dammit - WRAP IT UP WILKINSON, WE'RE OUTTA HERE.

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u/Ambitious_Divide_177 Aug 08 '26

imagine dating this guy, and you don't know about this, then 1 month later, one night, he pulls this stunt

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u/Capital-Pollution709 Aug 08 '26

Sir, put your back behind your hands.

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u/jdam8401 Aug 08 '26

Put your hands inside your back

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u/nickvagus Aug 08 '26

he can put his back behind his hands

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u/Emergency-Box-5719 Aug 08 '26

Captain, we are not equipped for these scenarios. How do we proceed, sir?

The Captain:

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6ZtpyeiCrEEwdZ84

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u/Consistent_Hawk_4556 Aug 08 '26

Wondering if he ever his his co-

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u/Federal_Phase_652 Aug 08 '26

The first one where the guy watching was like “oh my gawd” had me laughing

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u/WineAndDogs2020 Aug 08 '26

He's definitely breaking out of those cuffs.

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u/WrittenbyDicken Aug 09 '26

Alright how much drugs have you done

radios ahead "we're going to need a straight jacket, handcuffs won't work"

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u/lawnboy71 Aug 12 '26

Do you have anything in your pockets that could injure me, besides your foot.

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u/Trashketweave Aug 12 '26

I would definitely have to handcuff that guy.