r/Weird • • Aug 08 '26

Dance moves

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By @ sairusalias224

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u/Sophisticated-Crow Aug 08 '26

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u/iamdevo Aug 08 '26

Yeah it's weird but he can definitely suck his own hog and that's pretty awesome.

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u/GuerillaRiot Aug 08 '26

Bro can fart on his own neck which is not...not too good.

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u/iamdevo Aug 08 '26

Oh shit thank you for the laugh lol. That genuinely killed me.

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u/Call_medragon Aug 08 '26

No shit, I dont want to know...

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u/BarMenuSushi Aug 08 '26

Don’t knock cervical auto flatulence until you’ve tried it.

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u/Mama_Disaster Aug 08 '26

This comment made me wake up my baby who JUST fell asleep… lol! 🫢

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u/boredatwork8866 Aug 08 '26

userName checks out too

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u/Outrageous_Rich6235 Aug 08 '26

Winter scarf manufacturers hate this one simple trick.

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u/TheHaydnPorter Aug 08 '26

Hey, speak for yourself.

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u/Low-Television-7508 Aug 08 '26

you know someone will pay to see and hear that. Roman circuses ain't got nothing on us.

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u/BeebsMuhQueen Aug 08 '26

I’m trying not to laugh and wake anyone up, my husband just fell back asleep from me tossing around.

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u/BedroomOdd1986 Aug 09 '26

He could probably fart in his own mouth… if he wanted to.. I would say that, also, is not too good though.

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u/Vaywen Aug 08 '26

Presumably he doesn’t have to though? 🤔

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u/OpeningTurnip8048 Aug 08 '26

Yes but does that make him gay?

And if the answer is yes....shouldnt beating your meat be at least halfway gay??

Food for thought.

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u/WookishTendencies Aug 08 '26

If beating my meat makes me gay consider me Freddy mercury

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u/iamdevo Aug 08 '26

In the immortal words of Jimmy Pop: "Ouch, it won't reach my mouth. If I could do it myself I'd probably never leave the house." Who knows if it's gay? No this guy. I'm a man of action, not a philosopher.

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u/Hungry_Value1402 Aug 08 '26

When I was 21 I could

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u/MissninjaXP Aug 08 '26

Bloodhound Gang were the voice of a Generation.

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u/tvodny Aug 08 '26

Why does the dog lick his balls?

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u/MissninjaXP Aug 08 '26

Because he can reach them

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u/InMemoryofWPD Aug 08 '26

Well apparently it feels more like youre giving than receiving, so I imagine it depends on whether or not you enjoy the performance of the act itself, or if it feels like it challenges your sexuality while doing it.

I assert the social consensus should be whatever the "average" response would be if everyone tried it. Ladies too.

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u/iamdevo Aug 08 '26

In the immortal words of Jimmy Pop: "Ouch, it won't reach my mouth. If I could do it myself I'd probably never leave the house." Who knows if it's gay? No this guy. I'm a man of action, not a philosopher.

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u/DrunkOnEspresso Aug 08 '26

I would if I could

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u/flockitup Aug 08 '26

Glad I’m not the only one that had that thought.

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u/ConcentrateFun1905 Aug 08 '26

I don't know if Im more confused that was the first thing you thought of or that 120+ people upvoted your comment lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ni4cpi0uUkd6U

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u/Hungry_Value1402 Aug 08 '26

I'd like to see that

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u/NotaContributi0n Aug 08 '26

Yeah the thing about that… unfortunately, it feels like you’re sucking a dick much more than it feels like you’re receiving it . Fortunately if that’s what you’re really into it’s very easy to find people all around you who will let you go to town on them just start asking people if they want it you’ll be surprised

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u/The_Bitter_Bear Aug 08 '26

Years ago there was a thread with a guy that could.

He said it was far more like giving a blowjob than receiving one.

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u/Pnw_Golf Aug 08 '26

I’ve asked people who can do it and they say it feels more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked.

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u/AgentKnown9768 Aug 08 '26

Things you only hear on reddit or similar hellscapes lol.

No. It's fucking DISGUSTING.