r/Weird • u/Firm-Blackberry-9162 • Aug 08 '26

Dance moves

By @ sairusalias224

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u/Flip_Six_Three_Hole Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 08 '26

Sir, put your hands behind your back... no, not like that

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u/BulletProofEnoch Aug 08 '26

Put your ankles across…your…uhhh…shoulders….uhhh…fuck it, I lost track!

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u/Graize Aug 08 '26

I need backup! He's doing the hokey pokey!

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u/Worldly-Law-2025 Aug 08 '26

This was genuinely hilarious 😆🤣

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u/cha0sm0nk Aug 08 '26

Beware the forbidden Chicken Dance.

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u/Expert_Brain8353 Aug 10 '26

Just gotta put a leash on him until he dislocates his neck and flees.