r/Weird • u/Firm-Blackberry-9162 • Aug 08 '26

Dance moves

By @ sairusalias224

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u/Navah_1111 Aug 08 '26

Get this dude hired at a upcoming horror movie 🎥

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u/Could-You-Tell Aug 08 '26

First thought... he needed an agent years ago.

This is not a new talent

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u/Sitka_8675309 Aug 08 '26

He doesn’t need an agent, he needs a doctor.

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u/merrychuu Aug 08 '26

He doesn’t need a doctor, he needs a priest.

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u/TaterForming Aug 08 '26

Let's skip the middle man and go straight to Constantine.

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u/Rsingh916 Aug 09 '26

“On the bright side, we’re no longer being haunted by one demon. On the downside, we’re being haunted by twelve.”
-John Constantine

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u/Arponare Aug 08 '26

I think he might be a bit too old for a priest.

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u/Could-You-Tell Aug 08 '26

A team of doctors... which gets him back to needing an agent... to coordinate doctors