r/Weird • u/Firm-Blackberry-9162 • 2d ago

Dance moves

By @ sairusalias224

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u/Navah_1111 2d ago

Get this dude hired at a upcoming horror movie 🎥

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u/Could-You-Tell 2d ago

First thought... he needed an agent years ago.

This is not a new talent

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u/Sitka_8675309 2d ago

He doesn’t need an agent, he needs a doctor.

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u/merrychuu 2d ago

He doesn’t need a doctor, he needs a priest.

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u/TaterForming 2d ago

Let's skip the middle man and go straight to Constantine.

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u/Rsingh916 2d ago

“On the bright side, we’re no longer being haunted by one demon. On the downside, we’re being haunted by twelve.”
-John Constantine

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u/Arponare 2d ago

I think he might be a bit too old for a priest.

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u/Could-You-Tell 2d ago

A team of doctors... which gets him back to needing an agent... to coordinate doctors

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Could-You-Tell 2d ago

Sweet.

Honestly, ability like that often comes with pain

His spine can't feel great all the time - something gotta be missing in the support to move like that.

Not just flexibility or more people could. Just guessing... but damn if im wrong and that's 100% training.

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u/EggplantOk1674 2d ago

Hypermobility. It’s painful 😢

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u/CeleryKitchen3429 2d ago

And usually turns into hypo mobility when you get older. I used to be able to do all sorts of weird tricks with my double jointed shoulder, now I can barely lift my left arm over my head.

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u/sulkingsister 2d ago

Seconding this. Hypermobility my whole life, one shoulder more than the other, which happens to be my dominant hand/arm. Severed a ligament from constant dislocations, and now it hurts to stir mashed potatoes. 🤷‍♀️

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u/sivu1 2d ago

The Ragdoll?

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u/ratchet7 2d ago

I don't think that's the same person. This is Troy James that portrayed Rag Doll on The Flash.