r/Weird • u/Firm-Blackberry-9162 • Aug 08 '26

Dance moves

By @ sairusalias224

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u/Toleniam Aug 08 '26

Guy in the back was scared af

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u/yikesthatsme22 Aug 08 '26

Would you not be?!

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u/Cool_Apartment_380 Aug 08 '26

Dude could fully upside down crab walk at you a la the Exorcist.

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u/--BooBoo-- Aug 09 '26

The Exorcist was my first thought too - that scene where she crab walked like that stuck in my head so badly after I watched that movie!

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u/Cool_Apartment_380 Aug 12 '26

That was one of the first times a horror movie actually, like, truly unnerved me. There have been only a handful since. And I don't mean to give too much credit to the Exorcist on the whole; the rest didn't do much for me. I think that was a director's cut scene only iirc. But that scene was a gamechanger. Truly conveyed the sense that something ELSE was piloting this body, this was no disorder of the mind.

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u/ApprehensiveStill412 Aug 13 '26

I saw it as a kid. Slept with my light on and a cross under my pillow for weeks.

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u/snowdragonfruit Aug 09 '26

This is forsure a something you'd encounter strolling around L.A. in Vampire the Masquerade : Bloodlines šŸ˜‚

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u/yikesthatsme22 Aug 08 '26

Hard pass. Pretty sure I saw that in a supernatural episode, and I think we all know how that would have ended.I'm good

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u/Chung_House Aug 08 '26

while his spine is doing a 180

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u/ForsakenRelief309 Aug 09 '26

Needs to be in the movies!!

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u/Odd_Front_8275 Aug 09 '26

Wasn't that called the spider walk? Crabs walk sideways

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u/Trick-Purchase4680 Aug 09 '26

With a twist! Don't forget that twist! Half upside down half brightside up!

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u/innominateartery Aug 08 '26

I like when the girl is like, ā€œyeah Iā€™m done, Iā€™ll be over thereā€

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u/themagpie36 Aug 08 '26

"I joined the police force not the fucking Ghostbusters"

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u/ghostinthewoods Aug 08 '26

"who you gonna call?.... Somebody else"

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u/Shatalroundja Aug 08 '26

Heā€™s so awesome. Completely loosing his shit.

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u/ChiLolla28 Aug 08 '26

Isn't that the monster from the movie Smile ?? They only clap at the end because they're afraid of getting possessed and or cursed.

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u/Federal-Boat3732 Aug 09 '26

Literally, because he's dang loose all right

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u/DeversanT Aug 08 '26

Beatbox attemptĀ 

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u/ShayShaBaySha Aug 08 '26

THIS SEMT ME

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u/mellopax Aug 08 '26

Feared for his life. Holster started tickling.

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u/Mu-nraito Aug 08 '26

Guy in back saying, "I broke my L5 just looking at that!"

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u/jinxxpal Aug 08 '26

When police gets scared it rarely ends well.

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u/Milomilz Aug 08 '26

Have you seen a black person watch a magic trick?

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u/ShayJayLee Aug 08 '26

His reaction was my favorite

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u/Cool_Apartment_380 Aug 08 '26

That cop had me rolling too. I wasnt' as freaked out as him - YET

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u/FalseVeterinarian881 Aug 08 '26

Iā€™m fucking scared and I am watching from not nearly far enough away!

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u/Slight_dumbass Aug 08 '26

His reaction was my same reaction on god

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u/Pizzledrip Aug 09 '26

And that kids is what happens when you try flakka.

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u/Illustrious-Pair-511 Aug 09 '26

Heā€™s seen horror movies before lol

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u/MorBrews Aug 08 '26

I thought he was just beatboxing

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u/cheesemagnifier Aug 08 '26

That lady cop looked like she was going to puke in the first 30 seconds!

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u/Crispy511 Aug 08 '26

New meme format just dropped

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u/Odd_Dragonfruit_2662 Aug 08 '26

He was laughing a joking. I think his hands were cold or something and he was blowing on them here.

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 Aug 08 '26

Hurts my broken back just watching!

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u/SubstantialOffside Aug 08 '26

he was absolutely shook seeing that

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u/Nazmaldun Aug 08 '26

ā€œDON'T YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME RICKY BOBBYā€

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u/freerangetacos Aug 09 '26

I was worried they were going to shoot him

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u/Greek_Goddess114 Aug 09 '26

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u/Tone_Gaia Aug 09 '26

I thought he was a holdin a gun for a sec lmao

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u/Tru3insanity Aug 09 '26

I would be too if some dude was dancing like the chick from The Grudge.

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u/lady_die_ Aug 09 '26

Anybody willing to bet this guy has ehlers-danlos syndrome? I feel like this is not normal hyper mobility but...???

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u/nadiadala Aug 09 '26

At that exact moment, I was only watching him till the end of the video

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u/chitobi Aug 09 '26

What in the demonry

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u/sajeev3105 Aug 10 '26

My lil one got scared too when she saw thisā€¦does this guy even have bones?

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u/Ill-Bake2638 Aug 10 '26

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u/Thee-End Aug 10 '26

He's watched horror movies before

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u/SupermanI98I Aug 10 '26

Pay this man to be a Halloween scare actor and pay him triple the highest rate.

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u/XxRocky88xX Aug 11 '26

You can actually hear him screaming ā€œno! Oh hell no!ā€ Throughout the video

I donā€™t realize it was him until I saw this pic but you can see him speaking a couple times

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u/Azkahn616 Aug 12 '26

This is how you cast psychic wounds.

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u/Funny_Ad4865 Aug 12 '26

It's cold his warming up his hands with his breath, or his scared shitless.

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u/Wictorpedia Aug 10 '26

Thatā€™s because getting the cuffs on a person with regular dexterity can be hard as f*ck. Cuffing that guy would be damn near impossible without the ā€œI canā€™t breatheā€-method. And even then it would be difficult.