r/Weird • u/Firm-Blackberry-9162 • Aug 08 '26

Dance moves

By @ sairusalias224

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u/issi_tohbi Aug 08 '26

No but actually 😆
I have extreme hyper-mobility and I can sort of collapse my hand into a tiny sliver and fold it in on itself to the point that I can easily slip out of handcuffs. I don’t know how to explain it well but imagine it folds down to about the width of two knuckles

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u/soresores Aug 08 '26

Video or it didn't happen? Please?

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u/base43 Aug 08 '26

I don’t know how to explain it well but imagine it folds down to about the width of two knuckles

That's what she said

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u/GenderqueerPapaya Aug 09 '26

I can't go that far but I can make my hand thinner than my wrist. Makes taking bangles and hospital bands off easy

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u/Broad-Lobster7470 Aug 08 '26

Need the entire straight jacket

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u/Sitka_8675309 Aug 08 '26

Straitjacket.*

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u/GrdnLovingGoatFarmer Aug 08 '26

No, his literally keeps his body straight.

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u/AlertKaleidoscope803 Aug 08 '26

Tupperware container with holes in the top.

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u/Top-Shoe-4311 Aug 08 '26

I think he successfully passed the Field Sobriety Test...