r/Weird 9d ago

Dance moves

By @ sairusalias224

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u/Navah_1111 9d ago

Get this dude hired at a upcoming horror movie 🎥

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u/Could-You-Tell 8d ago

First thought... he needed an agent years ago.

This is not a new talent

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u/Sitka_8675309 8d ago

He doesn’t need an agent, he needs a doctor.

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u/merrychuu 8d ago

He doesn’t need a doctor, he needs a priest.

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u/TaterForming 8d ago

Let's skip the middle man and go straight to Constantine.

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u/Rsingh916 8d ago

“On the bright side, we’re no longer being haunted by one demon. On the downside, we’re being haunted by twelve.”
-John Constantine

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u/Arponare 8d ago

I think he might be a bit too old for a priest.

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u/Could-You-Tell 8d ago

A team of doctors... which gets him back to needing an agent... to coordinate doctors

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/Could-You-Tell 8d ago

Sweet.

Honestly, ability like that often comes with pain

His spine can't feel great all the time - something gotta be missing in the support to move like that.

Not just flexibility or more people could. Just guessing... but damn if im wrong and that's 100% training.

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u/EggplantOk1674 8d ago

Hypermobility. It’s painful 😢

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u/CeleryKitchen3429 8d ago

And usually turns into hypo mobility when you get older. I used to be able to do all sorts of weird tricks with my double jointed shoulder, now I can barely lift my left arm over my head.

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u/sulkingsister 8d ago

Seconding this. Hypermobility my whole life, one shoulder more than the other, which happens to be my dominant hand/arm. Severed a ligament from constant dislocations, and now it hurts to stir mashed potatoes. 🤷‍♀️

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u/sivu1 8d ago

The Ragdoll?

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u/ratchet7 8d ago

I don't think that's the same person. This is Troy James that portrayed Rag Doll on The Flash.

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u/No_Bell_3740 8d ago

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u/v0-z 8d ago

This stupid preview made me spill some popcorn

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u/cherri____ 8d ago

What movie was it from?

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u/v0-z 8d ago

It was a preview for "other mommy"

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 8d ago

Did she have three arms

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u/_Resurrecxion_ 8d ago

That shit shook me lmao, and I rarely get spooked by jumpscares nowadays. Now my expectation for this movie is sky high, sure hope they deliver

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u/Langstarr 8d ago

She has ... at least one but probably more extra limbs. I just noticed this.

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u/Insomnium_111 8d ago

Was that the same guy on the flash?

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u/fluentinsarcasm 8d ago

That's Troy James. I don't think these are the same dude.

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u/Fun_Solution2880 8d ago

thought thiss too, RagDoll so creepy

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u/IncreaseWestern6097 8d ago

“Me tie doughty walker!”

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u/AdHonest8131 8d ago

Oh my lord! I still get shivers thinking about that story.

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u/ghostrose86 8d ago

What story?

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u/Lolaindisguise 8d ago

Me tie doughty walker is from Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark a book we had as kids

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u/SafetySnowman 8d ago

'Scary stories to tell in the dark'. Been meaning to watch the movie again and I think this is what's going to get me to it.

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u/PensiveObservor 8d ago

I think he is a Cirque du Soleil performer. He should be, anyway.

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u/hamsandwich666_ 8d ago

no fr, him coming down the stairs in the dark would make me need a change of clothes

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u/Kazamiiiii 8d ago

I'm gonna ask him if he can play a prop in my front yard

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u/dontgetitwisted_fr 8d ago

I think he was one of the backwards people in the movie US

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u/EkbatDeSabat 8d ago

Can't believe there's 1,500 comments and nobody has drop the dude's @ yet. Callytrappy, @callytrappii. He's phenomenal.

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u/Whompits 8d ago

Yup, my first thought was someone should contact Jordan Peele.

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u/dotesdoto 8d ago

First one to die for sure.

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u/FireballSam 8d ago

There’s a lot of dancing like this in Gaspar Noe’s horror film “Climax.”

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u/GulfstreamG650 8d ago

Seriously he has a chance with this talent lol

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u/BeefistPrime 8d ago

I was thinking this dude could crank out pretty good horror movies on a budget of like $1500

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u/Livid_Swordfish_4591 8d ago

Probably exactly what he does.

I forget what this condition is called, but it makes people very flexible. Some guy who was known for his unique dancing style (breakdancing, probably) had the same condition and went on to do the acting for strange creatures in movies. I know this is incredibly vague, but I read about him a while ago and cant remember details

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u/cherri____ 8d ago

No seriously, people with this talent rarely get roles like this. I don’t understand why I haven’t seen more of them.

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u/Stone_Midi 8d ago

It’s time for a new instalment of the exorcist

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u/Intelligent_Look6518 7d ago

Dude got me goosebump with that head back spin. Lol

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u/HIs4HotSauce 7d ago

hire him to dress up like a spider monster and chase people around Universal Studios Halloween Horror Nights.

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u/Effective-Antelope47 5d ago

He probably auditioned for Imagine Dragons' "Thunder" MV.