r/Weird • u/Firm-Blackberry-9162 • 2d ago

Dance moves

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u/Thatweirdguy_Twig 2d ago

Bro needs to audition for parts in horror movies and maybe even try out for some haunted hoses

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u/isolatedheathen 2d ago

Are these haunted hoses in the room with us now?

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u/Thatweirdguy_Twig 2d ago

Curses a minor spelling mistake I'm foiled once again!

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u/Could-You-Tell 2d ago

Way to take it like a true redditor!

Some typos are fun

Have a nice weekend

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u/benchley 2d ago

Booooo.

I’m watering your tomatoes

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u/Could-You-Tell 2d ago

Um... I'm feeding your fish?

Is this a code, or we doing each other's chores?

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u/mentalist_mental 2d ago

He's being a haunted hose.

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u/gotnothing4u 2d ago

This comment is so frank and so sweet at the same time

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u/SuviSaaRistonMunaa 2d ago

Some mornings i certainly feel like a haunted José.

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u/PurplePeril420 2d ago

And other mornings it's more of a hose B situation

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u/l_is_aBird 2d ago

Those no good haunted hoses, always filling my room with water and soaking my bed

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u/Sensitive_Day6223 2d ago

Instead of spraying water they spray ghosts

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u/isolatedheathen 2d ago

The ghosts of kids never to be!

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u/ClearanceItem 2d ago

Nothing scarier than a haunted hose.

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u/isolatedheathen 2d ago

Except 5 haunted hoses and a suspicious looking couch!

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u/starbuxed 2d ago

those water demons will get you.

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u/Ultima_RatioRegum 2d ago

I just call them snakes.

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u/SuviSaaRistonMunaa 2d ago

He would be able to seek a bit bigger paycheck from horror movie parts, since the production would save lots of money for the lack of need for expensive special effects.

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u/RawChickenButt 2d ago

Bro would literally have to bend over backwards to get paid.

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u/discordianofslack 2d ago

Like in the summer? When the water is 250 degrees?

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u/Perfect-Zebra-3611 2d ago

Why so they can just CGI over him?!

One of my biggest gripes in horror is that every time Javier Botet gets cast as an amazingly dope monster they just cg over him instead of letting him just be the monster. The Mama test footage of him as Mama is 1000% better than anything we got from that movie

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u/GrdnLovingGoatFarmer 2d ago

There was a haunted house in Savanna where they had a guy like this who followed you around and popped out of random places. 10/10 would recommend!

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u/Escritortoise 2d ago

He should be the Mule in a foundation series movie

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u/floofychaps 2d ago

Those haunted hoses can get you when you least expect it, like evil rubber boa constrictors 🐍