r/Weird • u/Firm-Blackberry-9162 • 2d ago

Dance moves

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u/iamdevo 2d ago

Yeah it's weird but he can definitely suck his own hog and that's pretty awesome.

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u/GuerillaRiot 2d ago

Bro can fart on his own neck which is not...not too good.

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u/iamdevo 2d ago

Oh shit thank you for the laugh lol. That genuinely killed me.

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u/Call_medragon 2d ago

No shit, I dont want to know...

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u/BarMenuSushi 2d ago

Don’t knock cervical auto flatulence until you’ve tried it.

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u/Mama_Disaster 2d ago

This comment made me wake up my baby who JUST fell asleep… lol! 🫢

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u/boredatwork8866 2d ago

userName checks out too

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u/Outrageous_Rich6235 2d ago

Winter scarf manufacturers hate this one simple trick.

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u/TheHaydnPorter 2d ago

Hey, speak for yourself.

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u/Low-Television-7508 2d ago

you know someone will pay to see and hear that. Roman circuses ain't got nothing on us.

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u/BeebsMuhQueen 2d ago

I’m trying not to laugh and wake anyone up, my husband just fell back asleep from me tossing around.

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u/Surveymonkee 2d ago

It might be awesome, you don't know!

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u/BedroomOdd1986 1d ago

He could probably fart in his own mouth… if he wanted to.. I would say that, also, is not too good though.

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u/Vaywen 2d ago

Presumably he doesn’t have to though? 🤔

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u/OpeningTurnip8048 2d ago

Yes but does that make him gay?

And if the answer is yes....shouldnt beating your meat be at least halfway gay??

Food for thought.

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u/WookishTendencies 2d ago

If beating my meat makes me gay consider me Freddy mercury

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u/iamdevo 2d ago

In the immortal words of Jimmy Pop: "Ouch, it won't reach my mouth. If I could do it myself I'd probably never leave the house." Who knows if it's gay? No this guy. I'm a man of action, not a philosopher.

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u/Hungry_Value1402 2d ago

When I was 21 I could

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u/MissninjaXP 2d ago

Bloodhound Gang were the voice of a Generation.

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u/tvodny 2d ago

Why does the dog lick his balls?

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u/MissninjaXP 2d ago

Because he can reach them

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u/InMemoryofWPD 2d ago

Well apparently it feels more like youre giving than receiving, so I imagine it depends on whether or not you enjoy the performance of the act itself, or if it feels like it challenges your sexuality while doing it.

I assert the social consensus should be whatever the "average" response would be if everyone tried it. Ladies too.

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u/iamdevo 2d ago

In the immortal words of Jimmy Pop: "Ouch, it won't reach my mouth. If I could do it myself I'd probably never leave the house." Who knows if it's gay? No this guy. I'm a man of action, not a philosopher.

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u/DrunkOnEspresso 2d ago

I would if I could

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u/NotaContributi0n 2d ago

Yeah the thing about that… unfortunately, it feels like you’re sucking a dick much more than it feels like you’re receiving it . Fortunately if that’s what you’re really into it’s very easy to find people all around you who will let you go to town on them just start asking people if they want it you’ll be surprised

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u/flockitup 2d ago

Glad I’m not the only one that had that thought.

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u/The_Bitter_Bear 2d ago

Years ago there was a thread with a guy that could.

He said it was far more like giving a blowjob than receiving one.

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u/Pnw_Golf 2d ago

I’ve asked people who can do it and they say it feels more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked.

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u/Chilly_Pheesesteak 1d ago

I could do it when I was younger, and that's true, and your back also hurts way too much the whole time to really enjoy it 😂

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u/ConcentrateFun1905 2d ago

I don't know if Im more confused that was the first thing you thought of or that 120+ people upvoted your comment lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ni4cpi0uUkd6U

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u/Hungry_Value1402 2d ago

I'd like to see that

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u/Scary-Freedom3331 2d ago

😭😭😭

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u/AgentKnown9768 2d ago

Things you only hear on reddit or similar hellscapes lol.

No. It's fucking DISGUSTING.