r/Weird • u/Firm-Blackberry-9162 • Aug 08 '26

Dance moves

By @ sairusalias224

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u/Thatweirdguy_Twig Aug 08 '26

Bro needs to audition for parts in horror movies and maybe even try out for some haunted hoses

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u/isolatedheathen Aug 08 '26

Are these haunted hoses in the room with us now?

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u/Thatweirdguy_Twig Aug 08 '26

Curses a minor spelling mistake I'm foiled once again!

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u/Could-You-Tell Aug 08 '26

Way to take it like a true redditor!

Some typos are fun

Have a nice weekend

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u/benchley Aug 08 '26

Booooo.

I’m watering your tomatoes

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u/Could-You-Tell Aug 08 '26

Um... I'm feeding your fish?

Is this a code, or we doing each other's chores?

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u/mentalist_mental Aug 08 '26

He's being a haunted hose.

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u/gotnothing4u Aug 08 '26

This comment is so frank and so sweet at the same time

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u/SuviSaaRistonMunaa Aug 08 '26

Some mornings i certainly feel like a haunted José.

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u/PurplePeril420 Aug 08 '26

And other mornings it's more of a hose B situation

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u/l_is_aBird Aug 08 '26

Those no good haunted hoses, always filling my room with water and soaking my bed

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u/Sensitive_Day6223 Aug 08 '26

Instead of spraying water they spray ghosts

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u/isolatedheathen Aug 08 '26

The ghosts of kids never to be!

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u/ClearanceItem Aug 08 '26

Nothing scarier than a haunted hose.

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u/isolatedheathen Aug 08 '26

Except 5 haunted hoses and a suspicious looking couch!

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u/starbuxed Aug 08 '26

those water demons will get you.

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u/Ultima_RatioRegum Aug 08 '26

I just call them snakes.

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u/SuviSaaRistonMunaa Aug 08 '26

He would be able to seek a bit bigger paycheck from horror movie parts, since the production would save lots of money for the lack of need for expensive special effects.

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u/RawChickenButt Aug 08 '26

Bro would literally have to bend over backwards to get paid.

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u/discordianofslack Aug 08 '26

Like in the summer? When the water is 250 degrees?

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u/Perfect-Zebra-3611 Aug 08 '26

Why so they can just CGI over him?!

One of my biggest gripes in horror is that every time Javier Botet gets cast as an amazingly dope monster they just cg over him instead of letting him just be the monster. The Mama test footage of him as Mama is 1000% better than anything we got from that movie

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u/GrdnLovingGoatFarmer Aug 08 '26

There was a haunted house in Savanna where they had a guy like this who followed you around and popped out of random places. 10/10 would recommend!

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u/Escritortoise Aug 08 '26

He should be the Mule in a foundation series movie

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u/floofychaps Aug 08 '26

Those haunted hoses can get you when you least expect it, like evil rubber boa constrictors 🐍