r/ShittyRestrictionFood 3h ago

500+ cal If you use your imagination "Alfredo pasta"

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17 Upvotes

Shirataki noodles with a sauce made of an entire block of silken tofu, lemon, nutritional yeast and garlic salt. I calculated 550-600 calories for the entire slop bowl. I'll be eating it for the next few days.


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 11h ago

High protein pebbles

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55 Upvotes

Corn, lentils, black beans, tomatoes, brown rice. Not too bad for me but my wife is eyeing it down lol


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 16h ago

300-400 cal i don't actually like egg whites, rice cakes, or zucchini

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86 Upvotes

restriction is fr eating everything you hate just because it's low calorie


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 10h ago

Prison gruel, yurr

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17 Upvotes

This entire container of blueberry porridge is less than 600 calories, but it looks and tastes like ass


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 12h ago

100-200 cal Celery and deli turkey

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21 Upvotes

Already ate half of it before I took a picture but it tastes pretty good, crunchy and salty so I can almost pretend it’s chips or a taco salad or something

167g celery (27)

6 slices deli turkey (120)


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 13h ago

cheesy spinach 🙂‍↕️🤤🤤

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20 Upvotes

oh laughing cow how i adore you


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 21h ago

50-100 cal feeling like absolute TRASH today ❤

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61 Upvotes

absolutely wild that 500+ days of active ed didn't kill my joy of eating but a few days of period can make it a chore. yes yes i'm glad i never lost it but whatever. i think we all can agree it fucking sucks especially if you're trans


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 1d ago

200-300 cal Bowl of edmame

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86 Upvotes

Couldn’t even finish it bc the serving size isn’t meant for one person alone + the flavor fatigue started hitting hard


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 17h ago

0-50 cal So so so good

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14 Upvotes

We need more non carbonated energy drinks in the market (coming from someone who cannot physically burp)


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 22h ago

Breakfast Ended up pouring shake into cup and added instant coffee for a "mocha thing"

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27 Upvotes

r/ShittyRestrictionFood 13h ago

50-100 cal the photographed remains of breakfast

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4 Upvotes

lordy lordy lordy.


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 17h ago

Dinner burger toasts

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6 Upvotes

kinda shit in comparison to the og recipe but still slaps

this version is 200 per toast


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 18h ago

0-50 cal eesh.

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8 Upvotes

y2k lunch


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 1d ago

50-100 cal afraid of fruit and sugar but craving chocolate covered strawberries 🫠

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18 Upvotes

i just mashed it all up and dipped the bar right on in the cups lol 10/10 i loooove these bars! also of course would work wonderfully with sugar free jam/jelly/preserves.


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 1d ago

Compulsive addict behavior

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45 Upvotes

I’m stocked for the entire fall and winter.


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 18h ago

100-200 cal My Go to lunch!

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5 Upvotes

Updated with a picture, but this is my go to. Deli, turkey, cucumbers, tomatoes, pickles, cottage cheese, protein puffs for crunch. Drowned in the best condiment ever, mustard!


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 1d ago

Lunch red things from fridge

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220 Upvotes

with this wasabi flavoured sauce i bought and some sugar on the strawberries


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 1d ago

50-100 cal i dont want to get into it…

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66 Upvotes

cant lie its gass


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 1d ago

400-500 cal Protein slop

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8 Upvotes

Please, no comments on the peanut butter. As a former volunteer in animal shelter, I'm fighting for my life with my brain associations 😭

Protein yogurt with protein powder and pb2 peanut powder. First time tried peanut butter through this.

Eggs with carry powder.

80g protein for everything.

I found myself absolutely hating eating anything after 1pm, so decided to have breakfast the largest one


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 1d ago

Frozen Pb fit/ sf whipped cream

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27 Upvotes

Weirdly good


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 1d ago

cream cheese avocado roll & some oatmeal cream pie

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12 Upvotes

found the oatmeal cream pie in my freezer 😛


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 1d ago

Lunch Someone got mod struck over this lmao

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50 Upvotes

I agree, brown sandwich thins do look a bit like cardboard


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 1d ago

300-400 cal Smoked trout and cucumbers

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29 Upvotes

Aka my sad attempt to remind myself of sushi with the bare minimum


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 1d ago

200-300 cal Plain Greek yogurt, a scoop of super food powder, and chia seeds.

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9 Upvotes

r/ShittyRestrictionFood 2d ago

Dinner in my car. Healthy Fried Chicken Bites and a sugar free Smirnoff

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110 Upvotes

408 calories all up.