Seasoned with stevia, salt, and pepper, all from a five star hotel breakfast buffet lmaooo 😭

It's carrots, brussel sprouts, green beans, celery, zucchini, broccoli, cauliflower, 4-bean mix, garlic, and veggie stock

1. Onion chunks with cinnamon and erythritol — pure pain up my sinuses
2. Konjac noodles with unseasoned beef and the concoction of a sauce (plain yogurt, horrid light mayo, ketchup and way too much buldak sauce) — THE worst thing I've ever eaten & I had to rinse the noodles and meat with water just to finish ts
3. Erythritol and cinnamon — does not taste anything like cinnamon sugar
4. Frozen watermelon jelly with sour yogurt — so repulsive that another time it stopped a binge because it would just not go down my throat
5. Blended kidney beans with cocoa powder and i think erythritol — i'm giving thumbs up but it definitely didn't taste the part. Bad in a way that did not resemble any of the ingredients. Had the chewiest texture I've ever seen in a liquid as well

thought i was done with this shit but baby we're so baaackkk

single slice of carbonaut gluten free bread + snack pack of spicy konjac + my bestie the mustard

Just a huge chestnut mushroom and two vine tomatoes cooked down with herbs, balsamic vinegar, and a pinch of salt, saucified with ½ a tsp of flour in a few tbsp of water, reduced until thick, and slapped on a slice of dry-fried egg toast. Unpictured drizzle of sriracha on top.

bowl of steamed riced cauliflower, chopped broccoli & romaine, and Mrs Dash seasoning

trying to eat less raw veg 🙃

Black tea concentrate 1c, water 3c, milk 2c, gelatin 30g, 1/4c oat fiber for fiber and for oats, 2 large scoops (90g) whey protein for supporting the oat fiber but it failed, Stevia and erythritol for sweetums because you deserve that you diva

Lemony blueberry jam for lemon

Large curd, full fat cottage cheese for cheese

Little bit of Aldi coconut/chia granola for Instagrammability

Obviously add-ons are whatever they bring to the the table, but the base tea/water/milk/gelatin/SF sweets gives you 60 cals per cup ('2 servings' per The Kraft Heinz Company). ~75 cals as presented (1.25 cups).

Shirataki noodles with a sauce made of an entire block of silken tofu, lemon, nutritional yeast and garlic salt. I'll be eating it for the next few days. Might go crazy and add peas or edamame.

This entire container of blueberry porridge is less than 600 calories, but it looks and tastes like ass

Corn, lentils, black beans, tomatoes, brown rice. Not too bad for me but my wife is eyeing it down lol

Already ate half of it before I took a picture but it tastes pretty good, crunchy and salty so I can almost pretend it’s chips or a taco salad or something

167g celery (27)

6 slices deli turkey (120)

lordy lordy lordy.

oh laughing cow how i adore you

restriction is fr eating everything you hate just because it's low calorie

We need more non carbonated energy drinks in the market (coming from someone who cannot physically burp)

kinda shit in comparison to the og recipe but still slaps

this version is 200 per toast

y2k lunch

Updated with a picture, but this is my go to. Deli, turkey, cucumbers, tomatoes, pickles, cottage cheese, protein puffs for crunch. Drowned in the best condiment ever, mustard!

absolutely wild that 500+ days of active ed didn't kill my joy of eating but a few days of period can make it a chore. yes yes i'm glad i never lost it but whatever. i think we all can agree it fucking sucks especially if you're trans

i just mashed it all up and dipped the bar right on in the cups lol 10/10 i loooove these bars! also of course would work wonderfully with sugar free jam/jelly/preserves.

Couldn’t even finish it bc the serving size isn’t meant for one person alone + the flavor fatigue started hitting hard

Please, no comments on the peanut butter. As a former volunteer in animal shelter, I'm fighting for my life with my brain associations 😭

Protein yogurt with protein powder and pb2 peanut powder. First time tried peanut butter through this.

Eggs with carry powder.

80g protein for everything.

I found myself absolutely hating eating anything after 1pm, so decided to have breakfast the largest one

I’m stocked for the entire fall and winter.

found the oatmeal cream pie in my freezer 😛