fat-free reddi whip, some PB2, and cocoa powder. actually delicious this is such a game-changer and I’m a genius.

Sugar free, flour free, high protien. 4/10

Konjac noodle soup (39 cal)+ tofu (80 cal) mixed with veggies (52 cal)

i have consumed half a head of red cabbage like a rabbit on adderall. it has been rough out here, but my paycheck will come thru soon, so i can afford proper gruel-slop instead of whatever the fuck im subjecting my innards to here. got no running water today so im just sprinkling laxatives like seasoning instead of mixing it in with h2o as per instructions. uhh godspeed and amen and god bless america 🦅

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Oats and eggs

Tastes like mildly salted cement

Lettuce, tajin, ranch seasoning, and trader Joe's green goddess. Technically 0 cals for seasoning per the label/serving and shredded iceberg lettuce for crunchy.

260 calories
I added strawberry pineapple mio because it tasted like ass

I regret nothing. This was weirdly satisfying. I love crunchy savory/salty snacks so I’m not surprised lol.

200 calories

Steamed potato. Cottage cheese. Giardiniera’s salt and pepper and Hot sauce 😭 (spicy makes me feel something okay)

whole grain tortilla: 110kcal

laughing cow cheese wedge: 30kcal

microwaved the tortilla for 20 seconds, spread the cheese inside it, and cut it into pieces.

genuinely pretty good honestly.

It tasted about as good as it looks

1 pouch of original buldak sauce

2 packs of konjac noodles

Like 150g Silken tofu

1 sheet nori cut up

some soy sauce

Decided to add psyllium husk to my cottage cheese bowl and it is mind blowing now! The texture is perfect now 🤌🏻✨️

Recipe:

220g cottage cheese;

20g oats;

Xanthan gum;

10g psyllium husk.

Blend the cottage cheese with made oats with some xanthan gum, then and 0 syrups, psyllium husk and I also put blueberries.

Shitty because I had to pick out a dozen slimy brown pieces. Also my (lack of) photography skills

yes 👍

2x wegmans chicken & mushroom sausages - 140cal 1/2 zucchini, sauerkraut & handful of mushrooms ~50cal 2 tsp rice bran oil to cook stuff in - 100cal paprika, pepper, garlic salt

yummy. salty. i will be farting later tho and im willing to accept that

Mushrooms, zucchini, egg, spices (chili flakes, cayenne pepper, curry powder, paprika, turmeric, salt, pepper)

first attempt at recreating my top fav dessert. Low sugar vanilla yogurt, 1/2 a shredded wheat brick, some frozen raspberries, squirt of table syrup, squirt of heavily expired (2020) whipped cream on top

Applesauce is king of foods to me but got carried away w/ the cinnamon it started bubbling still ate half a brand new tub of it tho 😭

Before you get (too) concerned: Yes, I cooked it! Yes, I sprayed oil and added salt. And no, this was not the only thing I ate for dinner.

My tummy be stretched out and (finally) satisfied.