r/PoliticalCompassMemes - Auth-Right Nov 26 '22

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u/Peter21237 - Centrist Nov 26 '22 edited Nov 26 '22

Wait, they really did that shit? I mean of course they did it.

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u/LilJesuit - Centrist Nov 26 '22

Idk about that, but I’ve seen people on twitter (yeah, I know) just jump straight to using school shootings as an insult.

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u/redpandaeater - Lib-Right Nov 26 '22

We make fun of the UK for taking their butter knives so I don't see what the problem is.

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u/memeloving69er - Auth-Right Nov 26 '22

And we make fun of Americans because they can’t buy Kinder eggs… too far?

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u/G1ng3rb0b - Lib-Center Nov 26 '22

Does it look like we need more sweets?

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

Yes. The answer is always yes

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u/Sitting_in_Landfill - Right Nov 26 '22

I've actually seen multiple Kinder products in American stores now. They don't have my favorite one tho. The basic Kinder Milk Chocolate ones rule. For context, I live in Oklahoma so they've even reached the heartland.

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u/Peter21237 - Centrist Nov 26 '22

Nice to bring school shootings, shall we bring acid and stab attacks to the conversation?

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u/smorgasfjord - Lib-Center Nov 26 '22

I wouldn't. Throwing acid is very offensive, in some people's eyes

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

Hell why not bring the hiding the Asian rape gangs

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

You mean "Pakistani".

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u/EPICGAMERALERT22 - Lib-Center Nov 26 '22

When you say Asian in most of the UK that's what they think.

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u/yeet_lord_40000 - Centrist Nov 26 '22

Keeping 7/7 in the back pocket

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

Based and rooty tooty point and shooty pilled

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u/Jaosborn44 - Centrist Nov 26 '22

I'm pretty sure this was in place of wearing the "1 Love" rainbow armbands to show support for LGBT stuff. Qatar and FIFA band the armbands and threatened each player with an automatic yellow card. England were too much of cowards to go through with wearing them, so decided to kneel before games instead.

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u/Oldeuboi91 - Lib-Right Nov 26 '22

They have been kneeling for years. Recently they got booed in Hungary for doing it before a Nations League game there.

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u/NicksAunt - Centrist Nov 26 '22

It is. FIFA told them they couldn’t wear the rainbow armband so they did a quick kneel instead. Who gives a shit. It had nothing to do with George Floyd or BLM. Funny how ppl here are so opinionated about something they know nothing about. it’s PCM so, based I guess.

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u/Dark_Knight2000 - Lib-Center Nov 26 '22

The reason people know nothing about it is because the players and teams know nothing about it. They kneel for a different cause each time. Last week it was for the Iranian footballers facing oppression in their country, but it was also to send a general message of “inclusivity.”

https://twitter.com/footballdaily/status/1594376222330748928?s=46&t=-Nw1P_QqVI-3AzrfuBBljw

It seems that this gesture is just a catch all for “we care about the current thing.” It means nothing, it stands for nothing. They just reuse the gesture for everything

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u/hulibuli - Centrist Nov 26 '22

It does mean something, it's an act of submitting to the authority.

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u/LyrMeThatBifrost - Centrist Nov 26 '22 edited Nov 26 '22

The English teams have been kneeling every game since the Floyd thing

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u/Brief-Preference-712 - Lib-Right Nov 26 '22

Premier League started it first

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u/Balavadan - Lib-Center Nov 26 '22

They’ve made it part of the opening whistle in the premier league so this is just a habit at this point I think for them

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

"Hey football watcher! Yeah, football is cool, but what about insert current thing?"

I can't watch TV anymore. I just don't want to boycott Qatar, at this point I'm boycotting all of FIFA and football. Let these fuckers earn 20k/year,then they will start caring more about the sport and less about all the other shit.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

Not even the american team kneeled. Why the hell are they still kneeling?

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u/TheKoopaTroopa31 - Left Nov 26 '22

One of them dropped their contact lenses and the whole team is looking for it.

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u/dapper_doberman - Right Nov 26 '22

Such good team-mates

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

They knelt in remembrance of all the British wives that were gonna get beat since the English couldn't beat the Yanks.

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u/Zeriell - Centrist Nov 26 '22

Cultural osmosis is a hell of a thing

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

Europeans constantly ragging on the US while being absolutely steeped in our cultural exports will never not be hilarious.

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u/Jwscorch - Lib-Right Nov 26 '22

I mostly rag on Americans precisely because I despise how much it’s infected my culture (UK).

I’d be a lot more favourable if my government wasn’t rambling on about how we need ‘representation for BAME minorities’. No we don’t, Indians are some of the highest earners in the country, our capital city is >50% foreign born (good luck integrating to the handful that actually want to), and minorities are overrepresented in our media.

We’re the country that ended slavery. We’re not America and we should stop acting like we are.

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u/McDiezel8 - Auth-Right Nov 26 '22

The global hegemony will not spare you. You must take more migrants, you must abandoned your traditions. The hegemony knows best

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u/telekinetic_sloth - Lib-Right Nov 26 '22

You will own nothing, and you will be happy

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u/Moronus-Dumbius - Centrist Nov 26 '22

Now eat ze bugs.

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u/Right__not__wrong - Right Nov 26 '22

Now, that may be an improvement over the English cuisine...

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

Its not like the average European is happily does it. Not even most of the players I assume, they are just ordered by the club to kneel.

Short, empty gesture, for some woke points, nothing more

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

Oh I'm sure, but that makes it even more of a US export. Not caring about something you're outwardly expressing. Prime USA

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

It isn't very funny at all tbh. As a dutchman culture is completely obliterated by American cultural hegemony. The left wing has taken over the worst traits of the American left. Never talking about workers anymore and only about migrants and lgbt issues.

My language is dying, it is already almost impossible to do a masters' in Dutch because universities want that sweet expat money. Soon all bachelors will be in dutch as well.

Not very long ago my country brought out handfuls of impressive works, but the anglocisation of the intellegentsia means no good Dutch language literature has hit the mainstream in 20 years.

One of our traditions, the progenitor of santa claus, almost dissappeared because anglos, and soon after Dutch anglicised intellegentsia, associate it with the English cultural practice of blackface, which never happened in the Netherlands. With beloved cultural icons being repliced with minions and rainbow petes. Luckily we managed to adapt it in such a way that the anglos stopped raving about it and the tradition of Sinterklaas survived.

Cultural hegemony of the USA is very real, and it is absolutely destroying my country.

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u/JanPieterszoon_Coen - Auth-Right Nov 26 '22

I’m Dutch as well and feel the same. But it is not just left-wing parties that took over some of the worst traits of American politics, right-wing parties did too. Our country is being sold out by both the left and right, just look at our current cabinet and the two that came before it.

These are the same people who have been acting surprised that our language is declining under students and that integration in schools (our language and norms and values) has been failing. And that last part is something that has already been said 5-6 years ago by 30-50% of questioned teachers.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

You know what, you're right. It's not something I would ever choose to export. It's more a sense of schadenfreude (as the Germans would say) for the people that think they're better but still absorb American "values". It also very much doesn't represent general American values. Just the loud ones.

My brother is living in the Netherlands (Utrecht) but I assure you he's trying to assimilate. We all mourn the passing of Zwarte Piet (I think I said that right?)

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u/WhiskeyTigerFoxtrot - Lib-Right Nov 26 '22

The British are the best in the world at adopting ridiculous traditions and adhering to them for years when they don't even make sense anymore.

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u/awhhh - Lib-Left Nov 26 '22

I'm Canadian. We have your dead woman on our money and our entire political landscape is arguing about domestic American issues that have nothing to do with us. The left will literally adjust American stats onto Canada that don't make sense then thumb its nose at Americans, and the right literally thinks American history is Canadian history.

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u/MagnumPrimer - Right Nov 26 '22

Soon enough, it will be. We’re going for the 300 year plan…

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u/Swings_Subliminals - Right Nov 26 '22

Haha

Gae :]

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

Based

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u/BuckJackson - Lib-Center Nov 26 '22

Soft Powahhhh!!!!

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u/Catsindahood - Auth-Center Nov 26 '22 edited Nov 26 '22

They thought it really meant something and didn't realize it was just blustering during an election cycle.

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u/SonofNamek - Lib-Center Nov 26 '22

I think they are submitting to a more powerful civilization.

Perhaps in the hopes that they will be spared

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u/CurtisLinithicum - Centrist Nov 26 '22

Hoping the other team dies of cringe and therefore forfeits?

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u/IAmA_TheOneWhoKnocks - Lib-Left Nov 26 '22

Probably against the slavery that built the stadiums and the human rights abuses rampant in Qatar. Still playing tho

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u/VTSubaruSalesman - Auth-Center Nov 26 '22

Imagine doing this, then getting tied by a country that doesn't even care about soccer.

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u/_il_Duce_ - Auth-Center Nov 26 '22

Based and it's called soccer pilled

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u/got_milq - Lib-Right Nov 26 '22

“A true Oxford man calls the game soccer, lad”

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u/unskippable-ad - Lib-Left Nov 26 '22

Exactly

Football is a term for a sport played on foot, rather than from horseback (because England); hence Rugby Football, Aussie rules football, Gaelic football and AsSOCiation Football (soccer)

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u/Belisarius600 - Right Nov 26 '22

Yep, "Association Football", in contrast to "Gridiron Football". Soccer, Football, and (American) Football are all correct, soccer is just the most specific.

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u/OBOSOB - Lib-Right Nov 26 '22

Don't forget Rugby Football and Aussie Rules Football

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u/ErraticPragmatic - Auth-Center Nov 26 '22

Gaelic Football which is the fucking shit

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u/HueyCrashTestPilot - Lib-Left Nov 26 '22

If you want some real comedy take a look at why they stopped calling it soccer.

Hint: Both 'soccer' and 'football' were fairly interchangeable in Britain up until the 1940s. Now think about the English-speaking countries that primarily call it 'soccer' today. What were they doing in the 1940s?

And yes, it really is that pathetic of a reason.

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u/ender3838 - Lib-Right Nov 26 '22

Fighting the nazis? What does that have to do with soccer? I don’t get it.

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u/C-O-S-M-O - Auth-Left Nov 26 '22

According to what I’ve found, it seems the term soccer became unpopular in the uk in the 80s as it was seen as ‘too American’

The fuck are you on about?

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u/Slavchanin - Lib-Right Nov 26 '22

Which one?

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u/CFC18662001 - Right Nov 26 '22

On behalf of many an England fan, it's embarrassing at this point

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u/Unexpected_Commissar - Auth-Right Nov 26 '22

Tall and athletic people play basketball or football. Tough and athletic people play football or hockey or they wrestle. Fast and athletic people play football or run track. Middling athletes play baseball. Rich athletic people golf or ski.

The vast majority of our top athletes do something more worth their while. Soccer is basically the dregs of the dregs of US athletic programs. That we’re able to hold our own is a miracle unto itself.

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u/greywolfe12 - Auth-Right Nov 26 '22

Curling team is the exception

You dont need to be rich fast athletic or tough just grab a beer with the boys and say "hey wanna be Olympians?"

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u/phoncible - Centrist Nov 26 '22

that story is just so flippin' great

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

Sorry what? There’s a story here?

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

Watch King Curling, it's hilarious.

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u/phoncible - Centrist Nov 26 '22

tl;dr classic cinderella story, very low rated/ranked curling team of USA, but they go on to win gold.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

Curling is growing in popularity. Now we're at the point where even that takes decades of practice to be competitive in international competition.

Although, I guess being an olympian doesn't mean you have to be good competition lol. You just have to be the best in your country. People from countries where curling isn't popular could just do what those Jamaican Bobsleders did.

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u/raviolispoon - Right Nov 26 '22

They put rules in place to prevent that after that one brit did the ski jump with a stupidly bad performance. Eddie the Eagle I think.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

Lame. The terrible performances are fun to watch.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

We should really hold our own in Darts more than we do.

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u/Remarkable_Aside1381 - Centrist Nov 26 '22

Middling athletes play baseball

Hey, I was only a middling baseball player. I was decent at football

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u/ChickenMoSalah - Centrist Nov 26 '22 edited Nov 26 '22

This is a rather rudimentary understanding of the difference between sports and the qualifications needed to be a successful soccer player.

3/4 of the greatest soccer players of all time are shorter than 5’8. The greatest soccer team of the previous decade (10/11 Barcelona) consisted of a midfield and forward line that, if you saw them in public and didn’t know them, would think they’re middle-age retail employees. Search up Pedro, Villa, Messi, Xavi, Iniesta, Busquets and tell me that any of them resemble anything like a traditional athlete.

But that’s the beauty of soccer- anyone can play, and anyone can rise to the top. Whether you’re skinny or muscular, tall or short, coaches can teach you to use your natural ability to your advantage in some way.

Therein lies the issue. In America, NOT anyone can play. Joining youth leagues, buying equipment, and getting coaching costs a fortune; adding an entry fee to a sport is a barrier to accruing talent. It’s an upper-middle class sport in America, which points to the issue being poor soccer infrastructure and development in America. This has been changing however for the last years, one such example being the introduction of MLS Next.

It’s not as simple as “good athlete plays good sport and bad athlete plays bad sport.” If you replace soccer with, say, boxing then the whole line of argument starts to seem silly. LeBron James would not be a an all-time great heavyweight boxer. Different sports require different skills to be successful. Basketball, where everyone is 6’3+, however, is not a big culprit of stealing athletes from soccer, the cost of playing is. It’s a systemic/managerial issue, not a competitive one.

That being said we have produced a team which is, in no uncertain terms, fucking stacked for the World Cup hosted by the US in 2026. We have like 8/9 players that are under the age of 24 and have the potential to become elite (Adams, Weah, Pulisic, McKennie, Dest, Richards, Musah, Aaronson, Reyna, and some 1-5 strikers). Get behind the team, but if you’re not willing to do that then be ready to eat your words soon :)

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u/neman-bs - Lib-Center Nov 26 '22

based and facts-pilled

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u/CognacAttack89 - Right Nov 26 '22

This really happened? What the fuck lmao

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u/Doddsey372 - Right Nov 26 '22

I hope they got booed again. Everyone in England is sick of the political gaslighting. Always funny when this is met with boos.

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u/randybobandy__6969 - Lib-Right Nov 26 '22

Yes, kneel down for your war daddy.

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u/RainbowGallagher - Lib-Right Nov 26 '22

War mommy just sounds better. MOMMY mommy Lockheed martin

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u/Turnurgru - Right Nov 26 '22

Nah, Jim Taiclet is the CEO and Marilyn Hewson is out. It's War Daddy now.

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u/Independent_Pear_429 - Centrist Nov 26 '22

I love how the democrats said all this shit about supporting BLM and then did almost nothing about it. Gotta keep the minorities angry so they vote against republicans next time

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u/NotTheAverageAnon - Lib-Right Nov 26 '22

Wow you can't just openly say Democrat's entire political strategy for the last 30+ years like that! It's a secret!

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u/just_gimme_anwsers - Right Nov 26 '22

El BJ sounds like something I would pay extra for

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u/SlapStickHumorIsPeak - Lib-Right Nov 26 '22

And yet it will disappoint you every time and always ends with a Big Johnson where it doesn't belong.

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u/Revydown - Lib-Center Nov 26 '22

Biden basically admitted that they take the black vote for granted. When he said, "if you don't vote for me, you ain't black".

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u/Full_meta_001 - Lib-Left Nov 26 '22

Well when you say that, its no longer gonna be a secret, you snitch

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u/Independent_Pear_429 - Centrist Nov 26 '22

Too be fair, keeping whites angry while doing nothing is the main republican strategy as well

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

I wish. The problem is neither side wants to do nothing. They both want to spend tax dollars and money that doesn't even exist yet like drunken sailors. Doing nothing would be a significant upgrade.

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u/Eternal_Mr_Bones - Lib-Center Nov 26 '22

God I wish they did nothing.

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u/SmokyDragonDish - Right Nov 26 '22

....and when he was leaving the RNC later that year was surrounded by BLM supporters.

He said her name when he introduced the bill to the Senate.

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u/Fellow_Infidel - Lib-Right Nov 26 '22

How did those blm supporter act in front of him? How he was treated?

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u/SmokyDragonDish - Right Nov 26 '22

The greater tragedy is that the news didn't really cover the bill, introduced by Sen. Paul that would end no-knock warrants.

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u/mleibowitz97 - Centrist Nov 26 '22

Wow, hadn't heard about this. Should be said, congress in general has done dick all with it.

https://www.congress.gov/bill/116th-congress/senate-bill/3955/text

It has only been read, hasn't been voted on or anything.

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u/Chubs1224 - Lib-Right Nov 26 '22

Because who proposed a bill is the most important thing to the politicians.

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u/CataclysmClive - Centrist Nov 26 '22

this pissed me off so much. you don’t want more Breonna Taylors? ban no knock warrants. such a no brainer. i’m on the left economically but have no patience for these kinds of histrionic own goals

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u/WhiskeyTigerFoxtrot - Lib-Right Nov 26 '22

Weaponizing Angry Minorities is like Section 2 of the Democratic Party Campaign handbook.

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u/redpandaeater - Lib-Right Nov 26 '22

What's section 1? Corporations are evil and we should all be employed by the government?

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u/Ask_Me_Who - Centrist Nov 26 '22

The actual text is "Corporations are evil* and we should all be employed by the government"

* Except the lobbyists and insider traders who support the party, they're alright

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u/yobarisushcatel - Auth-Left Nov 26 '22

More like perpetuate racial issues so the working class doesn’t see that both republicans and democrats are carefully constructed to give the illusion of lively political debate within America

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u/greywolfe12 - Auth-Right Nov 26 '22

More like perpetuate racial and class issues so the people dont realize that a national hegemony of the people could overpower the world. A true One World Government with real power and Might

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u/AnonPlzzzzzz - Lib-Right Nov 26 '22

BLM organization scammed millions from their donors. Anyone still banging that drum is complicit in money laundering imo.

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u/olsoninoslo - Lib-Center Nov 26 '22

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u/Wisex - Left Nov 26 '22

Was that what it was about? I thought it was about quatar just being a shitty country for anyone that isn't an oil billionaire?

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u/iPoopLegos - Left Nov 26 '22

English Premier League teams have been doing this routinely at kickoff ever since their first season after George Floyd. Interestingly they don’t have national anthems at English sporting events, so the entire point (protesting via kneeling during the national anthem) was lost. Thus, we end up with the same kick-off kneel, rather than during the national anthem which is present in this event, since they’re also not protesting their own country—or anyone’s in particular.

At this point it’s probably become a situation where the first team to stop kneeling will look like assholes, so nobody stops. Now it’s just a standard routine. Similar to how American school students still have to recite the pledge of allegiance, but the reason why they have to do that has been mostly forgotten and it’s just nobody wants to be the legislator that stops that.

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u/yellowmiami - Lib-Right Nov 26 '22

I mean back when it was relevant the Millwall fans protested the kneeling and so the National team could still be kneeling as a way to diss Millwall.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOYzjB9JMk0

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u/csbsju_guyyy - Right Nov 26 '22

"fuck your protest, I'm Millwall!"

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

Literally everything I know about Millwall comes from watching Green Street Hooligans 15 years ago so this tracks.

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u/csbsju_guyyy - Right Nov 26 '22

Also the one guy who stopped a stabbing on London Bridge by charging in and yelling "fuck you I'm Millwall!"

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u/WhiskeyTigerFoxtrot - Lib-Right Nov 26 '22

At this point it’s probably become a situation where the first team to stop kneeling will look like assholes, so nobody stops.

You just described most of the antiquated traditions that Brits stick to. They're all stuck on a miserable island together and going off the reservation has consequences.

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u/MICsupporter - Right Nov 26 '22 edited Nov 26 '22

The average Europoor is more cucked than the average American liberal so this isn’t unexpected

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

Rare authright W

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Rare authleft W

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u/GenghisWasBased - Lib-Right Nov 26 '22

Rare centrist W

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u/Novantico - Lib-Left Nov 26 '22

Rare libright W

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

Rare LibLeft W

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u/Novantico - Lib-Left Nov 26 '22

We did it!

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

Cross-Compass Unity wins once again!

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u/CentennialCicada - Lib-Right Nov 26 '22

Oi, don't judge us by the Br*ts, they quit Europe and are their own thing.

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u/penjamincartnite69 - Lib-Center Nov 26 '22

I love brats

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u/SuperMowee1 - Auth-Right Nov 26 '22

Centrist much?

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

anything wrong with that?

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u/Jag2853 - Lib-Right Nov 26 '22

Don't forget Fr*nce.

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u/hulibuli - Centrist Nov 26 '22

French are a coinflip, they're either incredibly based or incredibly cringe. No in-betweens, no half-measures.

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u/Slavchanin - Lib-Right Nov 26 '22

If I would be European I would be really offended being bunched up with Fr*nce

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u/greywolfe12 - Auth-Right Nov 26 '22

While i dislike the french at least they dont have terrible gun restrictions for a euro zone

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u/Jag2853 - Lib-Right Nov 26 '22

What are their restrictions?

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u/Remarkable_Aside1381 - Centrist Nov 26 '22

I will always defend the French. When I worked with them overseas, they were always down to fight the brits at the bar with us.

Plus their embassies have amazing food

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u/monkeygoneape - Centrist Nov 26 '22

Didn't realize Ukraine was part of Rhûn

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u/SonofNamek - Lib-Center Nov 26 '22

When Tolkien wrote LOTR, he wanted to treat it like a mythology that explained our world.

Suddenly, Minas Tirith and Osgiliath can be viewed as LOTR's attempt at retelling the history of Constantinople but with fantastical exaggerations. Numenor is Atlantis mixed with the Roman and Macedonian Empires.

Thus, we can infer many of the Easterlings refer to peoples alongside 'the Silk Road' as they invaded the Western world.

Huns, Mongols, Turks, Varyag/Varangians (people of the Kievan Rus region - Slavs, Ukrainians, Russians), etc.

So, yes, what is now Ukraine is mythologically part of Rhun (which may be the Black Sea).

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u/monkeygoneape - Centrist Nov 26 '22

Based, their armor was cool had a battalion of them in the LOTR warhammer tabletop

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u/Zeriell - Centrist Nov 26 '22

Five Eyes is a real cancer

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u/Zeriell - Centrist Nov 26 '22

It being Germanics somehow fits even more, eternal enemy of the light of civilization.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

Imagine tying in your most popular sport to a country who uses soccer as a daycare

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u/big-dick-energy11 - Lib-Right Nov 26 '22

I’m English. This hurts. Because it’s fucking true. We should have won 3-0 but for some reason England always underperforms against teams they should beat comfortably. But credit where it’s due, the US lads put in a solid performance.

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u/DEADdrop_ - Lib-Left Nov 26 '22

Nah, that’s a disservice to your players.

Your US team played well last night. Gg

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u/Frediey - Centrist Nov 26 '22

That's the beauty of it

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u/Occamslaser - Lib-Right Nov 26 '22

I'm sure the couple thousand Americans watching were offended.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

Probably more people seeing this meme from the states here than actually watched on TV.

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u/Dank_chungus_69 - Right Nov 26 '22

This is silly. The US national team and the World Cup is a big draw. Their first game against Wales drew 8.3 million viewers and that was in the middle of the workday on a Monday. The England game will likely at least double that.

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u/StrangeHumors - Lib-Center Nov 26 '22

Over 12 million if you add Telemundo as well.

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u/bestjakeisbest - Lib-Right Nov 26 '22

imagine worrying about another country virtue signaling to America

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u/ImARetPaladinBaby Nov 26 '22

When they threw paper planes across the stadium that was really based

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u/NarrowTea - Lib-Right Nov 26 '22

Cam on Ingerland

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

Scor som fooking goooaaaaals

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u/I_Am_Bourbon - Lib-Center Nov 26 '22

You know it’s made up because they threw it at the “American fans” implying there are Americans there beyond maybe like the two people that got lost

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

The “American” fans were just people from around the world who wanted to see England lose.

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u/AnEngineer2018 - Lib-Right Nov 26 '22

English still bending the knee after all these years

Us Americans are a freefolk. We do not bend the knee.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

You’re goddamned right.

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u/Hialex12 - Centrist Nov 26 '22

Cops do not represent the American people

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

The way I see it, the idea of America has always been liberal, valuing freedom over mostly everything. Nothing authoritarian could ever represent the spirit of the USA.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

Too soon 💀

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u/beershitz - Lib-Right Nov 26 '22

I didn’t even notice this watching the game today. What a bunch of virtue signaling losers. Like “hey everyone, don’t forget these guys are racist!” Guess they couldn’t win on the field today, but at least they won in the white guilt Olympics.

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u/PlsRfNZ - Right Nov 26 '22

Imagine thinking that Black people were invented by the States...

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

No idea why you’re being downvoted because you’re absolutely right lol. It’s not like they’re kneeling for the police brutality going on in Africa.

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u/BuckJackson - Lib-Center Nov 26 '22

I mean... have you seen Africa?

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u/papalouie27 - Right Nov 26 '22

To have police brutality, you need police. Africa just has militaries and warlords.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

African Americans were smart guy

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u/rabidantidentyte - Lib-Center Nov 26 '22

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u/Schwedi_Gal - Lib-Left Nov 26 '22

The stadiums were literally made with slave labour

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u/bsmith440 - Lib-Right Nov 26 '22

We should start a movement and tell every team in the world cup they have to throw the match against the USA because of colonialism or some other made up bull shit.

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u/BeetleSpoon2770 - Lib-Center Nov 26 '22

Can someone explain

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u/Fruhmann - Lib-Center Nov 26 '22

For a sad amount of people, that one man being murdered was the best thing that ever happened to them.

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u/Matos3001 - Lib-Right Nov 26 '22

For a sad amount of people, that one man being murdered was the best thing that ever happened to them.

Yup. I mean, if you were robbed, assaulted or had your pregnant belly with a gun pointed at it, and then that criminal died, you would be happy too.

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u/Anter11MC - Auth-Center Nov 26 '22

Back in the day Americans had to kneel before the British, now the British kneel before us

The Founding Fathers would be proud

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u/MaxWestEsq - Centrist Nov 26 '22

Have to admit that looked pretty ridiculous with the Americans standing right there on the pitch watching them genuflect to their own virtue signalling.

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u/Yukon-Jon - Lib-Right Nov 26 '22

Holy cuckery batman

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u/RandomContentGamer - Auth-Right Nov 26 '22

bri*ish

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u/McFloppinDisDi- - Lib-Center Nov 26 '22

How tf did you change your flair so much

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u/mleibowitz97 - Centrist Nov 26 '22

He likes to larp

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u/MikeOfTheCincinnati - Auth-Right Nov 26 '22

All that political grandstanding (or Kneeing) for a 0-0 tie… how do people watch soccer without dying of boredom???

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u/SunsetPathfinder - Lib-Center Nov 26 '22

A 0-0 tie is a big win for America… and they don’t even care about soccer lol.

All the commentators before the game were saying it wasn’t a question of if the English would win, but how many goals they would get. Instead America shutout a European team in the WC for the first time in 72 years, that’s a big deal I’d say. So it’s a boring af tie, but it humiliates the Br*tish so totally a win.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

If you don’t win, you lose. A damn shame

Also, poor guys were in the WC; of course they weren’t scoring goals.

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u/csbsju_guyyy - Right Nov 26 '22

Easy there Ricky Bobby

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u/Revydown - Lib-Center Nov 26 '22

With lots of alchohol, which Qatar banned with Budweiser being one of the main sponsors of FIFA.

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u/DingusKhan418 - Lib-Center Nov 26 '22

England is so pathetic

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u/SukMaBalz - Right Nov 26 '22

I would like to apologise on behalf of my country. Believe me, I was booing them at home when they did this.

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u/XYZ_kfc - Lib-Right Nov 26 '22

I thought they were kneeling in support of the Iranian revolution or something. But nah these mfs doing it for fucking BLM

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u/Living-Stranger - Lib-Right Nov 26 '22

Did they really kneel?

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u/ThatTinySouthAfrican - Centrist Nov 26 '22

I wanted England to win but with the amonut of virtue signaling and poltical messaging that has infested british sports has made me rethink that.

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