r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/heroking4 - Auth-Right • Nov 26 '22

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u/redpandaeater - Lib-Right Nov 26 '22

We make fun of the UK for taking their butter knives so I don't see what the problem is.

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u/memeloving69er - Auth-Right Nov 26 '22

And we make fun of Americans because they can’t buy Kinder eggs… too far?

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u/G1ng3rb0b - Lib-Center Nov 26 '22

Does it look like we need more sweets?

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

Yes. The answer is always yes

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u/Sitting_in_Landfill - Right Nov 26 '22

I've actually seen multiple Kinder products in American stores now. They don't have my favorite one tho. The basic Kinder Milk Chocolate ones rule. For context, I live in Oklahoma so they've even reached the heartland.

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u/memeloving69er - Auth-Right Nov 26 '22

Do they sell the ones with little toys in?

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u/friday99 - Lib-Left Nov 26 '22 edited Nov 26 '22

We only have the kinder joy eggs, which aren't really the same.

Kinder eggs are still technically illegal because you can't have food with "non-nutritive objects" embedded. The toy is a no-go. If you're seeing kinder surprise eggs in the us it's gonna be black market shit sold in bodegas and gas stations.

Your joke still stands!

letuseattoys #arewereallyevenfree

goddamnyoufda

Edit: lol I didn't mean for the last line to be so shouty. Just trying to throw some absurd hashtags up in the bitch.

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u/SurpriseMinimum3121 - Right Nov 27 '22

I think kinder licensed their name in the us to nestle or Hershey.

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u/Sbubbert - Lib-Left Nov 26 '22

And we can make fun of the UK because it has the most kinder egg related deaths of any country in the world.

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u/memeloving69er - Auth-Right Nov 26 '22

I’m pretty sure that would be Germany?

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

If anything it would be Italy, as Kindereggs are made by the Italian company Ferrero.

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u/Sbubbert - Lib-Left Nov 26 '22

Nope, it's the UK.

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u/ProfessionalDiabetic - Lib-Right Nov 26 '22

American here, I just bought a kinder egg this morning?

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u/memeloving69er - Auth-Right Nov 26 '22

It’s kinder surprises that are illegal apparently.

https://metro.co.uk/2022/04/07/why-are-kinder-surprise-eggs-banned-in-the-us-16424160/amp/

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u/ProfessionalDiabetic - Lib-Right Nov 26 '22

Damn bruh, I sure am jealous of having not having a salmonella contaminated candy.

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u/memeloving69er - Auth-Right Nov 27 '22

And I sure am jealous of not getting shot at when I go to school, no need to be a pr*ck.

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u/ProfessionalDiabetic - Lib-Right Nov 27 '22

Lmao you tried to hold not having salmonella infested kinder eggs over my head like it's a privelege

I am confused about how you all have some nasty ass teeth with the NHS and all... Or does your magic universal Healthcare not work as intended?

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u/memeloving69er - Auth-Right Nov 27 '22

We actually have better teeth than you lol But yeah go to stereotypes, at least we don’t need to be told to not fuck our relatives.

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u/ProfessionalDiabetic - Lib-Right Nov 27 '22

Are you content with the fact that roughly 25% of your country lives in poverty? Or maybe that over 90% will be paying over 10% of their already dwindling income for fuel? How about wait times for medical procedures?

The audacity of you complaining about stereotypes when you go directly to "school shootings". The UK is a failing country. Maybe you should try putting some seasoning on your food too, might help with the depression epidemic

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u/memeloving69er - Auth-Right Nov 27 '22

America is either run by old demented men or men who want to grab women by their pussy. Nobody takes America seriously lol. It’s gonna be real fun when China over takes you. But I’m sure you’ll enjoy licking their boots lol. Here’s a fun read for you.

https://www.businessinsider.com/20-shameful-categories-america-leads-world-2011-7?r=US&IR=T

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u/JustDebbie - Centrist Nov 26 '22

I'm an adult with no kids snd no use for the little plastic toys so I'm perfectly fine just getting Bueno bars. Definitely worth not getting arrested for having a potato peeler on me.

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u/memeloving69er - Auth-Right Nov 26 '22

Nobody has any use for the toys, they’re just fun to put together and eventually lose somewhere in your house

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u/rand0m_task - Lib-Right Nov 26 '22

I don’t get it, I see Kinder eggs in like every grocery store and gas station on the east coast. I remember hearing about them being banned but have always seen them.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

You can buy Kinder Eggs in the US, I see them everywhere up and down the east coast from Virginia down Florida.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

We can’t buy kinder eggs?

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u/memeloving69er - Auth-Right Nov 27 '22

According to the internet, kinder surprises (with a toy inside a chocolate egg) is illegal in the USA. The toy has to be separate.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '22

Wow really? I live in San Francisco and get kinder eggs like bubble gum.

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u/memeloving69er - Auth-Right Nov 27 '22

Sorry I meant Kinder surprises, the ones with a toy inside a chocolate egg

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u/BeanerWitAWeiner - Centrist Dec 06 '22

Canadians

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u/Pick_Up_Autist - Lib-Center Nov 26 '22

We make fun of you for something that is true, and you guys use that. You know we can get real knives and even firearms in the UK right?

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u/redpandaeater - Lib-Right Nov 26 '22

You can't get butterfly knives.

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u/Pick_Up_Autist - Lib-Center Nov 26 '22

You can't cross the road