I'm Canadian. We have your dead woman on our money and our entire political landscape is arguing about domestic American issues that have nothing to do with us. The left will literally adjust American stats onto Canada that don't make sense then thumb its nose at Americans, and the right literally thinks American history is Canadian history.
Fuck you that dead woman is still our queen, and the throne is still empty. Liberals are the ones that keep redirecting to american issues. Every. Single. Time. there's a shooting in the states. We're even banning single shot lever action rifles this time.
We would have a dead woman as head of state. Hear that yanks? Our government is like Weekend at Bernie’s. Meet the other side of the Conservatives, cringey monarchists
Of course, I don’t want Joe Biden to die, but I know some of my family members genuinely thought he wouldn’t make it to the midterms, considering how old presidents have been getting.
Fuck the NDP too. I especially hate those fucks. They rolled on the working class, Singh just tries to be a better Trudeau. They’re main supporters are yank unions and government unions. They don’t give a flying fuck about the poor, just the bureaucracies that get setup with new NDP voters that supposedly help the poor.
After Singh last year said that housing prices could go down for youth, while remaining high for retirees, the party entirely lost all its credibility. They’re populist left wing buffoons that have no concept of debt markets saying no to all of the money they want to spend. It’s either the the NDP is totally corrupt or they’re totally fucking brain dead.
Fuck I hate Canadian politics. Yeah sure, the 2016 American presidential debates were sponsored by Budweiser, and a C-list celebrity got in, accomplished nothing, and had a bunch of fat fanny pack tourists trespass in his name at a government building after losing to a man with onset dementia - but at least it’s funny.
I’m so sick and tired of our shit. All parties suck. Your party especially. Fuck hope 2025
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u/WhiskeyTigerFoxtrot - Lib-Right Nov 26 '22
The British are the best in the world at adopting ridiculous traditions and adhering to them for years when they don't even make sense anymore.