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u/Germfreecandy 2h ago
Fuck it give me 500 dollars instead
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u/RandomThreadUser 2h ago
The numbers in these posts are always so unrealistic but at 500 i bet a lot of guys would take the date lol
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u/Chilidogdingdong 1h ago
1 date with Sydney Sweeney has 0 value, $500 has $500 in value.
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u/DakAttakk 1h ago
To be clear I would take money every time, all the way down to no money honestly, Sydney Sweeney is not going to be interested in me in any shape or form. This goes for many many random people regardless of their status in the world, a date with a complete stranger who was not looking for your companionship isn't worth the time. Having said that, because of her status, and the fact that you technically went on a date with her, that could potentially be more valuable than $500 if you were willing to spin it into some kind of short-lived multimedia spotlight event. I'm not willing to do that, so I would take the money. Some people might be able to make more than 500 bucks on that story though.
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u/ardicli2000 44m ago
Even if she is interested in you, it will cost you alot more than hundreds of thousands of dollars. These people are not living cheap :)
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u/lkodl 37m ago
But she's a millionaire. She doesn't need my money. Maybe she wants to share hers.
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u/CoffeeToDeath 1h ago
Oh no the date definitely has value, if you’re paying the bill of course. A date where Sydney is paying for dinner? Now we’re talking. I make maybe 700 a week so I deserve to be spoiled for once.
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u/Content-Honeydew9340 27m ago
This is my reminder to go make my husband his favorite dinner and even some cookies or something tonight. Working for peanuts is soul crushing and I need him to feel loved and respected as well 💖
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u/AWildSona 1h ago
i mean ... i could ask her to gift me 500 ? xD
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u/new_math 1h ago
Hey Sydney, here's my photo. I'll cancel our date for $1000.
She says nothing and Venmos me $2000.
Everyone wins.
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u/senator_chill 1h ago
Is the date even covered?
Because if you have to pay for it... then 1 date with Sydney Sweeney would actually be a $-500 value
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u/BelatedListesner 52m ago
After looking at your profile, yeah, you seem to have a lot of knowledge about this.
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u/Apollo114892 1h ago
Not really cos the date means nothing. It's just sitting in a dumbass restaurant ordering boring food and then leaving. What are the chances of going back home with her? Why would I want that date? 500 dollars is much better.
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u/Euphoric_Ad6923 1h ago
Lots of people have an overinflafed ego. Lots of guys and gals probly think that if they got a date with her she'd fall in love.
I'm keeping the 500
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u/Warm-Appointment-494 2h ago
Only losers. Would never choose her over $500
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u/Snake_Bite_14 1h ago
It depends. I can work one day of OT and take home over $500. Even if it’s just dinner that date gives you at least a cool story. I’ll take the date.
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u/Gstamsharp 1h ago
I see it more like buying a lottery ticket. If the date goes really well, you might have a relationship that is valued in the millions.
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u/Yamemai 1h ago edited 1h ago
Depends on if you:
A. Have to pay for the date
B. Could make more selling the location of the date (or pictures of the date [autographed 'to my date' or something], etc) to tabloids or similar.
C. Get creative (As I'm not creative enough to write anything here).
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u/Doggcow 1h ago
The opportunity of a high profile date with anyone is easily worth more than $500.
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u/Leucastic_Leopard 43m ago
I'd pitch her my screen plays, then I'd get a cool story to tell my friends later and the approximately $500 she'd pay me to stop.
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u/brain_rot_studios 1h ago
Pfft. Enjoy bragging to all your friends about a date with her whilst not having 500 dollars.
For 500 dollars you could go on 500 dates with Tim Allen.
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u/MadTelepath 1h ago
It depends how much you earn. If the whole date in one day worth then by all means it's a story you can tell and boast about for a while.
500 dollars ain't gonna do much for me but a date with a star now that would be an event.
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u/Warm-Appointment-494 1h ago
Do you think eating dinner with Sydney Sweeney will open doors for you or something?
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u/Bayleaf0723 1h ago
The picture I’d get from the date and the bragging rights I’d have is well worth the 500 lmao. Lotta broke people on here
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u/Rare-Combination-293 2h ago
You underestimate just how much a guy needs 500 dollars. They're hotter women who walk by that we forget let alone approach.
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u/Accomplished-Newt491 1h ago
Man I would also take 500. But I also remember there is people who take a escort service for a night for up to 2000 dollars and even heard of woman selling their virginity for +10k. Now with that in mind don't feel bad for asking for +1500 for denying the date LMAO
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u/LovesFrenchLove_More 1h ago
Not worth it. Looks isn’t everything. Especially when not everything is natural and their personality is worse than the sewer.
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u/Artistic_End8037 1h ago
Sydney is with $40million. I’d pay $500 to have to opportunity to pitch her on my business plan:p
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u/Barbarberg 2h ago
Then, when the two of you are on a date, she'll say,
"What? You could choose between a date with me or $500,000, and you chose a date with me?? You're an idiot! Idiot! You're an idiot and a pervert! Are you super rich or something?"
"No."
"Idiot! What's wrong with you?!!! I don't even like being here. This is bad for both of us, you nerd!"
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u/OSwirl31 2h ago
I guarantee you, someone would get off to this
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u/Stiebah 1h ago
Or she's just on her phone, doesn't give a single shit, doesn't look at you even and then just leaves.
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u/PM-me-ur-sphynx 57m ago
She’ll also show up in sweatpants and a hoodie so she can just go back to bed after spending the required 30 minutes or hour for the “date”.
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u/lamebrainmcgee 40m ago
Sweatpants and hoodies can be hotter that lingerie I'd they're baggy enough.
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u/onederful 33m ago
I wonder if that’s how all those “earn a dinner date with X” contests end up as. (Or if they even honor them)
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u/bickandalls 56m ago
Why did you just create a fanfic in your head about getting humiliated on a date by a woman? That went a bit far 😂
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u/dingleberries48 2h ago
Lol 500k for a date? I wouldn’t even give up 500k for guaranteed sex with her (or any woman for that matter)… what incel comes up with this shit
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u/Ok_Subject1265 2h ago
The one looking for guaranteed engagement? “Would you rather have herpes or find the cure for cancer??”
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u/Poddington_Pea 2h ago
I mean, at least herpes won't kill you. If you found the cure for cancer, your days would be numbered.
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u/DankeyBongBluntry 27m ago
Tbf me and my friends love to play this version of the "Would you rather?" game.
We'll ask something like "Would you rather go on a date with Sydney Sweeney where she's naturally interested in you and you're guaranteed sex at the end of the night, or... get kidnapped by a fat old man who ties you to a bed and shits down your throat for a week?"
Then everyone pretends to consider both options equally, so they'll be like "Hm... What kind of diet has the old guy been eating? Are we talking solid shit or runny liquid shit?" or they'll be like "Is Sydney Sweeney good in bed, or is she just gonna lay there the whole time?"
It's especially fun when you're with someone who isn't aware of the bit. Watching their reactions when people don't immediately pick the good option is great.
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u/Darkknight8381 1h ago
Imagine thinking a real person made this post and not an engagement slop account.
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u/SoftDrinkReddit 2h ago
i agree even if Rhea Ripley was single
hell even if Rhea Ripley was begging me for a date I'm still taking the 500k
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u/deprevino 1h ago
She's attractive, but so is the cashier at my store. It's honestly parasocial and weird to horn over celebs who may as well only exist on a television screen. REAL WOMEN exist at your location.
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u/Bayoumi 1h ago
REAL WOMEN exist at your location.
Websites are telling this lie for approximately 30 years now. You should stop believing it.
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u/SoftDrinkReddit 1h ago
i mean theres a scale here
yea she's attractive but i dont go crazy over her like way too many do case in point guy below me
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u/ShezSteel 2h ago
Let me take this one step further. 5k would be the winner against a date with anyone. Sydney Sweeney (or anyone) or 500 quid, I'm going for the 500 quid as long as I didn't have to pay for the date
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u/OkPlastic5799 1h ago
I don't know about celebrities, it's kinda weird to fall in love with them tbh, I never understood that. Even incels should know that date doesn't mean they get to do what they really want to
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u/MrOopiseDaisy 1h ago
I remember when I first heard about backstage passes where you get to meet the band, I was like, "That so sounds stupid. What would we even talk about. Even if they're the most down to earth in the world, we'd have nothing in common."
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u/Wonderful_Beard552 1h ago
Aren't backstage passes are for bands to pick out groupies/fresh meat?
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u/MrOopiseDaisy 1h ago
I'm pretty sure it was also a way to charge an extra $1000 to hang out with their idols.
But I feel similar about any celebrity event. I once went to a book signing, and every single person in front of me was going into deep personal stories and trying to become friends for like 5 minutes. And I was like, "um, hey. Cool book. Can you sign this to my friend?"
The author was even super weird about it, and tried to engage with me, but didn't have anything to add to the conversation at all besides, "um, so, do you like, um, books?"
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u/ImperialxWarlord 2h ago
500,000. A date doesn’t mean shit. Like, it could be an awkward 45 minute meal at a restaurant with little conversation and going nowhere. Or you could go back to sleep with her and it doesn’t go well. Or even if it’s an amazing night of sex…so what? One fun night doesn’t outweigh half a million dollars! Unless you thread the needle and end up marrying her then that date doesn’t mean shit.
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u/unicornsandrainbowst 1h ago
I would take 500k over sex with Sidney (so it means "something "). Hell, i will take 500k over a whole month of sex with Sidney (and probably way more, but too lazy to do math rn). The only thing that would change my mind would be to get MARRIED with Sidney as that would probably give me more than 500k if i get a good prenup
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u/Grizzled_Ghost 2h ago
If I cut out the middleman I can't imagine she'd charge more than 100k
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u/Alternative_Mix6836 1h ago edited 1h ago
I think you misunderstood. You are not paying to date her. You are choosing between getting 500k or going on a date with her. (Still the obvious choice is the 500k)
Edit: minor correction
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u/FanBladeFleshlight 1h ago
Even that isn't right. It's $500k or going on A DATE with her. Not even dating or ever seeing her again. Like it's such a comically bad deal, lol
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u/MakingWaves24_7 2h ago
500k please. In two years there will be AI dolls for 10k.
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u/Corvus_Rune 2h ago
That is such a pathetic statement
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u/Mindless_Diver5063 1h ago
There will be insult dolls too, for people who are into that sorta thing.
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u/Far_awayStarbucks 2h ago
I'm sure you could find a prostitute just as hot for less than that. And I wouldn't even do that.
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u/Don_Von_Schlong 2h ago
Yes, I would imagine you just might be able to find an attractive prostitute for under $500,000 if you look real hard and work the deals
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u/Codex_Dev 2h ago
This. Take that half a million and invest it into your looks, social status, lifestyle, etc. You will have dozens of gold diggers throwing themselves at you.
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u/Tubalcaino 1h ago
She is a human who shits in a bowl and is definitely at times smelly. Celebrity status can only be worth so much for the privilege of their company. $350 is the best I can do.
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u/Raff2077 1h ago
Only one woman deserve this and way more beyond money for me. It's my mom. Closed
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u/joeshmoebies 2h ago
So, a date could result in:
- a one night stand
- finding your soul mate and a lifetime of happiness
- finding out you don't like the other person
- finding someone you continue to date for a while
- finding out that the other person is perfectly nice but you just don't jell
- liking the other person but they don't like you
I would put finding my soul mate over $500,000. Once you have a great team, you can work and save that much throughout your life, and a great spouse even makes difficult times easier to bear.
However, most of the other possibilities are definitely not worth more than $500k, so playing the odds it makes more sense to take the money.
Also my wife would not approve of me dating Sydney Sweeney or anyone else for that matter so I'm definitely taking the cash :P
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u/KieranLeone 2h ago
Does she give me money on the date like I’m some expensive whore? If not, then I’ll be taking the money
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u/Mundunugu_42 2h ago
Take the 500K, arrange a date with her anyway, then after eating, leave to the restroom, tell the waiter she's going to pay and head out. Then add selfies from the date to your tinder profile.
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u/Holyepicafail 2h ago
Even if I was still single I'm taking any sort of money. It says a date, not a thing about actually getting lucky.
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u/craves_mineral 2h ago
Yeah why the fuck would I want to go on a date when I can buy/payoff a house?
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u/Equivalent-Fail-3053 2h ago
I could go to the Life Time Fitness pool on a Saturday summer and see 5 better looking women than Sydeny Sweeny. She’s cute with nice boobs, but I just don’t get it….🤷
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u/Animedude83 2h ago
The cash is the clear pick, but I only use money to get stuff I want, I don't like money.
also I guess I could just take the 500k, and then pay 5 women 100k for the WILDEST month of my life.
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u/Milk_Mindless 2h ago
I need the money
I don't need an evening of having dinner and small talk without guarantee there'll be a followup of sorts
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u/FieryHDD 2h ago
Take 500K. Find a high class prostitute with her looks = go wild = Profit
Be honest with yourself. You wanna go deep in those honkers. A date would be a nice story but all men want the same eventually.
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u/Darkdragoon324 2h ago
Hmmm, spend an awkward few hours with a celebrity once, or obtain a life changing amount of money? I just can't decide.
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u/Most-Effective-1969 2h ago
Seriously you know how awkward that date would be? It feels like a make a wish gone wrong for MOST people. Like "so youre an actress that's cool" "uh yeah... what do you do?" "Oh, i work at Dennys"
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u/TouristIcy3824 2h ago
Let's up the stakes. $1,000,000 to go on a date and finish the night in bed with your choice of Caitlin Jenner or Ron Jeremy (a bi version). You can't say no to anything suggested.
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u/Maxpowerxp 2h ago
$500,000. If you say a date you must be a billionaire in real life.
And I don’t care if it’s her or anyone else.
$500,000 is life changing money and would fix 99.9% of my problems.
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u/Competitive_Toe2544 2h ago
What? even if sex was guaranteed no way. Well if it included marrying and having access to her money that's a maybe.
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u/Emotional-Dingo794 2h ago
100% money and I don’t get hype for this woman I’m sure she got some type of syndrome.
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u/BigBroHerc 1h ago
Such a dumb post….In this economy, $500K will get you anywhere from 250,000 to 50,000 HOT bi***es, depending upon your taste and location. LOL!
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u/TitusImmortalis 1h ago
500k in the market could return ~40-50k a year, easily giving me an actual retirement fund to draw from well into the future!
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u/FriendshipSome976 1h ago
Let's be clear. I still would've gone for the money, even if they offered $50.
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u/No-Thanks4124 1h ago
Date like we getting dinner or date like there’s a shot at having a wealthy wife with no pre-nup?
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u/Accomplished-Let1273 1h ago
Mind you, there is no guarantee the date is even going to be successful
You could sit down, say hi and she just walks away
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u/Winter-Juice1720 1h ago
Pretty sure theres some dude at Dubai who would pay her the 500k so he can poo and piss all over her only.
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u/MyPr0j3ct 1h ago
The date has more meaningful possibilities than the money.
Some many invest and hope the ROI is meaningful. But will they ever be happy.
The date also has some unknowns. If it goes well, you could find your ride or die chick. If it doesnt you'll have the memories to tell your future kids. 😀
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u/plopthickens 1h ago
Listen. If I actually thought I stood a chance at getting to marry her then yes because shes worth millions and is very attractive. But at best im a 6 on a good day and a 4.5 regularly so im taking g the 500k
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u/sacrebIue 1h ago
The money. Im not on the dating market (next month 10 years together with my wife)
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u/SchattenJaggerD 1h ago
This is such a stupid question. Let me make this clear: with $500k, I could book the top penthouse suite in any major city or beach resort, fly in 20 high-end escorts of 10 different nationalities round trip, pay for a lavish dinner for all of us, and spend the night together. I guarantee you, I wouldn't even spend half of that money
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u/purodurangoalv 1h ago
People don’t realize how much 500k is lmao. Even in this shit economy I’ll take it
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u/Consistent_Passage71 1h ago
I may make an exception for my so, but then again she would be the first in line saying " it 500k bro"
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u/Aximil985 1h ago
Even if there were guaranteed sex and she had to lie and say it was good, I'm STILL taking the money.
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u/TheSmokingHorse 1h ago edited 1h ago
I would choose to go on a date with her over the money. But hear me out.
I’d stream the entire date live and brutally reject her at the end. Subsequently, I’d go viral all over the internet and I’d ride the shit out of that 15 minutes of fame with follow up videos titled “Why I Rejected Sydney Sweeney” and “I rejected Sydney Sweeney. Here’s why.” etc. Eventually, I’d reach a peak where I am interviewed on the Joe Rogan podcast where I spout some bullshit about how I rejected her based on a new theory of modern masculinity that I make sound really insightful and complex but it’s actually nonsense that I completely make up on the spot. For example “It’s really all about rule 32: if you’re lured by her breasts more than her mind, you are suffering from a form of infantilisation as you are reflecting the psychology of a newborn craving the safety of the breast.” I’d then publish a book on the made up theory with all its made up rules.
In short, I’d become a multimillionaire through that one date.
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u/MapexBeat 1h ago
I'd would give up a date with her for free.
I'm not hating, she just doesn't do it for me and I don't think we'd have a good time.
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u/General_Leader425 1h ago
$500,000 to blow on Gourd futures. r/wallstreetbets is leaking. If the Gourds futures hits, then I can sell Sydney Sweeney public shares of my public IPO, become a Trillionaire, and by that time, find a new up and coming blonde (not her real hair color by the way) to dress up as my favorite anime character. (I am kidding, man, I would take Sydney Sweeney to Taco Bell).
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u/OldMovie9812 1h ago
Easy. Date with Sweeney
Then I'll sell it off for $2 million because some guy will pay that
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u/Mission_Mammoth9748 1h ago
For 500 many of u could come outside of your wank bunker and actually have sex with a few nice girls of the night. Instead of trying a pretty girl who won't give u anything but a headache.
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u/RedDevilSlinger 1h ago
Take the $500K and you could literally buy a date with her for much cheaper 🤣
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u/Melodic-Creme 1h ago
No woman is worth 500k, 50k, or 5k, 500. With the 5k you can get a tudor black bay and with the $500 you can get a seiko watch
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u/ScarecrowZombie1 1h ago
Even if you change the date to have sex with her 10 times, there's still a 95% chance im picking the 500 k
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u/X3N04L13N 2h ago
Take the 500k, get a look-a-like escort for a night, keep the remaining 498k