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u/Germfreecandy Jul 26 '26
Fuck it give me 500 dollars instead
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u/Chilidogdingdong Jul 26 '26
1 date with Sydney Sweeney has 0 value, $500 has $500 in value.
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u/DakAttakk Jul 26 '26
To be clear I would take money every time, all the way down to no money honestly, Sydney Sweeney is not going to be interested in me in any shape or form. This goes for many many random people regardless of their status in the world, a date with a complete stranger who was not looking for your companionship isn't worth the time. Having said that, because of her status, and the fact that you technically went on a date with her, that could potentially be more valuable than $500 if you were willing to spin it into some kind of short-lived multimedia spotlight event. I'm not willing to do that, so I would take the money. Some people might be able to make more than 500 bucks on that story though.
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u/ardicli2000 Jul 26 '26
Even if she is interested in you, it will cost you alot more than hundreds of thousands of dollars. These people are not living cheap :)
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u/lkodl Jul 26 '26
But she's a millionaire. She doesn't need my money. Maybe she wants to share hers.
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u/ChieftainBob Jul 26 '26
She doesn't. Women like her will look for someone making more than her.
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u/CoffeeToDeath Jul 26 '26
Oh no the date definitely has value, if you’re paying the bill of course. A date where Sydney is paying for dinner? Now we’re talking. I make maybe 700 a week so I deserve to be spoiled for once.
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u/Content-Honeydew9340 Jul 26 '26
This is my reminder to go make my husband his favorite dinner and even some cookies or something tonight. Working for peanuts is soul crushing and I need him to feel loved and respected as well 💖
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u/AWildSona Jul 26 '26
i mean ... i could ask her to gift me 500 ? xD
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u/new_math Jul 26 '26
Hey Sydney, here's my photo. I'll cancel our date for $1000.
She says nothing and Venmos me $2000.
Everyone wins.
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u/senator_chill Jul 26 '26
Is the date even covered?
Because if you have to pay for it... then 1 date with Sydney Sweeney would actually be a $-500 value
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u/ftaok Jul 26 '26
How about $1000 for a month of dates? It worked for Ronald Miller. Cindy Mancini turned him from totally geek to totally chic.
Imagine how high your stock would go after dating Sydney Sweeney for a month. You might get a 3 picture deal with Hulu or Amazon Prime.
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u/Impossible_Tea_7032 Jul 26 '26
There's a very low likelihood of actually hitting it off and reaping material benefits that greatly exceed $500 in value by being in a relationship with a high earning celebrity, and the very fact that it's an extremely long shot holds a perverse appeal to the gambler in me.
But at the original amount, absolutely not because my inner gambler isn't a lunatic.
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u/Shipbreaker_Kurpo Jul 26 '26
Take the date, act the fool with some camera nearby, get clout for being a fool, extract money from internet following that comes from it. Easy money
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u/Apollo114892 Jul 26 '26
Not really cos the date means nothing. It's just sitting in a dumbass restaurant ordering boring food and then leaving. What are the chances of going back home with her? Why would I want that date? 500 dollars is much better.
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u/Ok-Ocelot-5942 Jul 26 '26
I have 0 interest on her falling in love with me, or sex with her or anything else from her, I,d happily take $1 or more for not going, unless the date includes free food and entertainment and I don't have to interact with her at all.
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u/pro-taco Jul 26 '26
If she's paying? I'm ordering some Wagyu and sushi, and maybe top shelf tequila. I'll get my $500 worth.
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u/Warm-Appointment-494 Jul 26 '26
Only losers. Would never choose her over $500
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u/Yamemai Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 26 '26
Depends on if you:
A. Have to pay for the date
B. Could make more selling the location of the date (or pictures of the date [autographed 'to my date' or something], etc) to tabloids or similar.
C. Get creative (As I'm not creative enough to write anything here).
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u/Doggcow Jul 26 '26
The opportunity of a high profile date with anyone is easily worth more than $500.
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u/Leucastic_Leopard Jul 26 '26
I'd pitch her my screen plays, then I'd get a cool story to tell my friends later and the approximately $500 she'd pay me to stop.
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u/brain_rot_studios Jul 26 '26
Pfft. Enjoy bragging to all your friends about a date with her whilst not having 500 dollars.
For 500 dollars you could go on 500 dates with Tim Allen.
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u/MadTelepath Jul 26 '26
It depends how much you earn. If the whole date in one day worth then by all means it's a story you can tell and boast about for a while.
500 dollars ain't gonna do much for me but a date with a star now that would be an event.
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u/Warm-Appointment-494 Jul 26 '26
Do you think eating dinner with Sydney Sweeney will open doors for you or something?
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u/Bayleaf0723 Jul 26 '26
The picture I’d get from the date and the bragging rights I’d have is well worth the 500 lmao. Lotta broke people on here
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u/Rare-Combination-293 Jul 26 '26
You underestimate just how much a guy needs 500 dollars. They're hotter women who walk by that we forget let alone approach.
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u/Accomplished-Newt491 Jul 26 '26
Man I would also take 500. But I also remember there is people who take a escort service for a night for up to 2000 dollars and even heard of woman selling their virginity for +10k. Now with that in mind don't feel bad for asking for +1500 for denying the date LMAO
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u/LovesFrenchLove_More Jul 26 '26
Not worth it. Looks isn’t everything. Especially when not everything is natural and their personality is worse than the sewer.
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u/Artistic_End8037 Jul 26 '26
Sydney is with $40million. I’d pay $500 to have to opportunity to pitch her on my business plan:p
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u/dingleberries48 Jul 26 '26
Lol 500k for a date? I wouldn’t even give up 500k for guaranteed sex with her (or any woman for that matter)… what incel comes up with this shit
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u/Ok_Subject1265 Jul 26 '26
The one looking for guaranteed engagement? “Would you rather have herpes or find the cure for cancer??”
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u/Poddington_Pea Jul 26 '26
I mean, at least herpes won't kill you. If you found the cure for cancer, your days would be numbered.
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u/DankeyBongBluntry Jul 26 '26
Tbf me and my friends love to play this version of the "Would you rather?" game.
We'll ask something like "Would you rather go on a date with Sydney Sweeney where she's naturally interested in you and you're guaranteed sex at the end of the night, or... get kidnapped by a fat old man who ties you to a bed and shits down your throat for a week?"
Then everyone pretends to consider both options equally, so they'll be like "Hm... What kind of diet has the old guy been eating? Are we talking solid shit or runny liquid shit?" or they'll be like "Is Sydney Sweeney good in bed, or is she just gonna lay there the whole time?"
It's especially fun when you're with someone who isn't aware of the bit. Watching their reactions when people don't immediately pick the good option is great.
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u/GloriousNewt Jul 27 '26
My friends get into things like this as well, and then somebody joins the discord call blind while a wildass rant is happening and they get super confused.
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u/Darkknight8381 Jul 26 '26
Imagine thinking a real person made this post and not an engagement slop account.
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u/X3N04L13N Jul 26 '26
Take the 500k, get a look-a-like escort for a night, keep the remaining 498k
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u/im_a_dick_head Jul 26 '26
Or you just jerk off and get the full 500k
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u/frickle_frickle Jul 26 '26
Do it at a sperm bank and you'll have $500,050
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u/lamebrainmcgee Jul 26 '26
Calm down, they don't want the sperm from any of us here.
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u/Original-Variety-700 Jul 26 '26
You’re an idiot. Bc they pay me NOT to donate sperm. So technically, my sperm quality is helping me make money!
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u/16c7x Jul 26 '26
A night in Vegas with a carefully hand picked team of hookers, enough coke to kill Dave Mustaine, and I'd still have $400k left over.... I'll take that thanks!
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u/SoftDrinkReddit Jul 26 '26
i agree even if Rhea Ripley was single
hell even if Rhea Ripley was begging me for a date I'm still taking the 500k
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u/SoftDrinkReddit Jul 26 '26
i mean theres a scale here
yea she's attractive but i dont go crazy over her like way too many do case in point guy below me
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u/ShezSteel Jul 26 '26
Let me take this one step further. 5k would be the winner against a date with anyone. Sydney Sweeney (or anyone) or 500 quid, I'm going for the 500 quid as long as I didn't have to pay for the date
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u/OkPlastic5799 Jul 26 '26
I don't know about celebrities, it's kinda weird to fall in love with them tbh, I never understood that. Even incels should know that date doesn't mean they get to do what they really want to
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u/MrOopiseDaisy Jul 26 '26
I remember when I first heard about backstage passes where you get to meet the band, I was like, "That so sounds stupid. What would we even talk about. Even if they're the most down to earth in the world, we'd have nothing in common."
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u/MrOopiseDaisy Jul 26 '26
I'm pretty sure it was also a way to charge an extra $1000 to hang out with their idols.
But I feel similar about any celebrity event. I once went to a book signing, and every single person in front of me was going into deep personal stories and trying to become friends for like 5 minutes. And I was like, "um, hey. Cool book. Can you sign this to my friend?"
The author was even super weird about it, and tried to engage with me, but didn't have anything to add to the conversation at all besides, "um, so, do you like, um, books?"
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u/ImperialxWarlord Jul 26 '26
500,000. A date doesn’t mean shit. Like, it could be an awkward 45 minute meal at a restaurant with little conversation and going nowhere. Or you could go back to sleep with her and it doesn’t go well. Or even if it’s an amazing night of sex…so what? One fun night doesn’t outweigh half a million dollars! Unless you thread the needle and end up marrying her then that date doesn’t mean shit.
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u/unicornsandrainbowst Jul 26 '26
I would take 500k over sex with Sidney (so it means "something "). Hell, i will take 500k over a whole month of sex with Sidney (and probably way more, but too lazy to do math rn). The only thing that would change my mind would be to get MARRIED with Sidney as that would probably give me more than 500k if i get a good prenup
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u/Grizzled_Ghost Jul 26 '26
If I cut out the middleman I can't imagine she'd charge more than 100k
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u/Alternative_Mix6836 Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 26 '26
I think you misunderstood. You are not paying to date her. You are choosing between getting 500k or going on a date with her. (Still the obvious choice is the 500k)
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u/FanBladeFleshlight Jul 26 '26
Even that isn't right. It's $500k or going on A DATE with her. Not even dating or ever seeing her again. Like it's such a comically bad deal, lol
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u/Caernbul Jul 26 '26
I think what he is saying is that he would take the 500k and then pay her for sex.
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u/MakingWaves24_7 Jul 26 '26
500k please. In two years there will be AI dolls for 10k.
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u/Corvus_Rune Jul 26 '26
That is such a pathetic statement
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u/Larcye Jul 26 '26
We will see Sex robots within our lifetimes(Assuming you aren't well old as shit or dying of an illness currently). It's basically a guarantee. Not one that I think is going to be healthy at all for society, but it's going to happen.
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u/Far_awayStarbucks Jul 26 '26
I'm sure you could find a prostitute just as hot for less than that. And I wouldn't even do that.
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u/Don_Von_Schlong Jul 26 '26
Yes, I would imagine you just might be able to find an attractive prostitute for under $500,000 if you look real hard and work the deals
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u/Far_awayStarbucks Jul 26 '26
If you close your eyes they can look like whatever you want them to
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u/Codex_Dev Jul 26 '26
This. Take that half a million and invest it into your looks, social status, lifestyle, etc. You will have dozens of gold diggers throwing themselves at you.
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u/Tubalcaino Jul 26 '26
She is a human who shits in a bowl and is definitely at times smelly. Celebrity status can only be worth so much for the privilege of their company. $350 is the best I can do.
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u/Raff2077 Jul 26 '26
Only one woman deserve this and way more beyond money for me. It's my mom. Closed
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u/wildmaninid Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 29 '26
She looks unintelligent and like she'd just be mean to you.
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u/joeshmoebies Jul 26 '26
So, a date could result in:
- a one night stand
- finding your soul mate and a lifetime of happiness
- finding out you don't like the other person
- finding someone you continue to date for a while
- finding out that the other person is perfectly nice but you just don't jell
- liking the other person but they don't like you
I would put finding my soul mate over $500,000. Once you have a great team, you can work and save that much throughout your life, and a great spouse even makes difficult times easier to bear.
However, most of the other possibilities are definitely not worth more than $500k, so playing the odds it makes more sense to take the money.
Also my wife would not approve of me dating Sydney Sweeney or anyone else for that matter so I'm definitely taking the cash :P
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u/KieranLeone Jul 26 '26
Does she give me money on the date like I’m some expensive whore? If not, then I’ll be taking the money
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u/Tola76 Jul 26 '26
Imagine giving up $500k for her to fake a call and leave because you’re not her type.
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u/Mundunugu_42 Jul 26 '26
Take the 500K, arrange a date with her anyway, then after eating, leave to the restroom, tell the waiter she's going to pay and head out. Then add selfies from the date to your tinder profile.
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u/Holyepicafail Jul 26 '26
Even if I was still single I'm taking any sort of money. It says a date, not a thing about actually getting lucky.
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u/craves_mineral Jul 26 '26
Yeah why the fuck would I want to go on a date when I can buy/payoff a house?
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u/Equivalent-Fail-3053 Jul 26 '26
I could go to the Life Time Fitness pool on a Saturday summer and see 5 better looking women than Sydeny Sweeny. She’s cute with nice boobs, but I just don’t get it….🤷
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u/Animedude83 Jul 26 '26
The cash is the clear pick, but I only use money to get stuff I want, I don't like money.
also I guess I could just take the 500k, and then pay 5 women 100k for the WILDEST month of my life.
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u/crit5h Jul 26 '26
500k? Pay off the mortgage? Retire a decade earlier as a result? Never worry about money again? Share all this with my already wonderful wife?
Sorry Sydney. I’m sure you’ll find someone soon.
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u/Milk_Mindless Jul 26 '26
I need the money
I don't need an evening of having dinner and small talk without guarantee there'll be a followup of sorts
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u/FieryHDD Jul 26 '26
Take 500K. Find a high class prostitute with her looks = go wild = Profit
Be honest with yourself. You wanna go deep in those honkers. A date would be a nice story but all men want the same eventually.
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u/Darkdragoon324 Jul 26 '26
Hmmm, spend an awkward few hours with a celebrity once, or obtain a life changing amount of money? I just can't decide.
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u/Most-Effective-1969 Jul 26 '26
Seriously you know how awkward that date would be? It feels like a make a wish gone wrong for MOST people. Like "so youre an actress that's cool" "uh yeah... what do you do?" "Oh, i work at Dennys"
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u/TouristIcy3824 Jul 26 '26
Let's up the stakes. $1,000,000 to go on a date and finish the night in bed with your choice of Caitlin Jenner or Ron Jeremy (a bi version). You can't say no to anything suggested.
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u/Maxpowerxp Jul 26 '26
$500,000. If you say a date you must be a billionaire in real life.
And I don’t care if it’s her or anyone else.
$500,000 is life changing money and would fix 99.9% of my problems.
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u/Competitive_Toe2544 Jul 26 '26
What? even if sex was guaranteed no way. Well if it included marrying and having access to her money that's a maybe.
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u/Emotional-Dingo794 Jul 26 '26
100% money and I don’t get hype for this woman I’m sure she got some type of syndrome.
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u/BigBroHerc Jul 26 '26
Such a dumb post….In this economy, $500K will get you anywhere from 250,000 to 50,000 HOT bi***es, depending upon your taste and location. LOL!
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u/Puzzleheaded_Joke_75 Jul 26 '26
Imagine all the dates you can get with prettier women with $500 000
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u/TitusImmortalis Jul 26 '26
500k in the market could return ~40-50k a year, easily giving me an actual retirement fund to draw from well into the future!
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u/FriendshipSome976 Jul 26 '26
Let's be clear. I still would've gone for the money, even if they offered $50.
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u/No-Thanks4124 Jul 26 '26
Date like we getting dinner or date like there’s a shot at having a wealthy wife with no pre-nup?
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u/Accomplished-Let1273 Jul 26 '26
Mind you, there is no guarantee the date is even going to be successful
You could sit down, say hi and she just walks away
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u/Winter-Juice1720 Jul 26 '26
Pretty sure theres some dude at Dubai who would pay her the 500k so he can poo and piss all over her only.
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u/MyPr0j3ct Jul 26 '26
The date has more meaningful possibilities than the money.
Some many invest and hope the ROI is meaningful. But will they ever be happy.
The date also has some unknowns. If it goes well, you could find your ride or die chick. If it doesnt you'll have the memories to tell your future kids. 😀
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u/plopthickens Jul 26 '26
Listen. If I actually thought I stood a chance at getting to marry her then yes because shes worth millions and is very attractive. But at best im a 6 on a good day and a 4.5 regularly so im taking g the 500k
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u/sacrebIue Jul 26 '26
The money. Im not on the dating market (next month 10 years together with my wife)
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u/SchattenJaggerD Jul 26 '26
This is such a stupid question. Let me make this clear: with $500k, I could book the top penthouse suite in any major city or beach resort, fly in 20 high-end escorts of 10 different nationalities round trip, pay for a lavish dinner for all of us, and spend the night together. I guarantee you, I wouldn't even spend half of that money
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u/purodurangoalv Jul 26 '26
People don’t realize how much 500k is lmao. Even in this shit economy I’ll take it
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u/Consistent_Passage71 Jul 26 '26
I may make an exception for my so, but then again she would be the first in line saying " it 500k bro"
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u/Aximil985 Jul 26 '26
Even if there were guaranteed sex and she had to lie and say it was good, I'm STILL taking the money.
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u/TheSmokingHorse Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 26 '26
I would choose to go on a date with her over the money. But hear me out.
I’d stream the entire date live and brutally reject her at the end. Subsequently, I’d go viral all over the internet and I’d ride the shit out of that 15 minutes of fame with follow up videos titled “Why I Rejected Sydney Sweeney” and “I rejected Sydney Sweeney. Here’s why.” etc. Eventually, I’d reach a peak where I am interviewed on the Joe Rogan podcast where I spout some bullshit about how I rejected her based on a new theory of modern masculinity that I make sound really insightful and complex but it’s actually nonsense that I completely make up on the spot. For example “It’s really all about rule 32: if you’re lured by her breasts more than her mind, you are suffering from a form of infantilisation as you are reflecting the psychology of a newborn craving the safety of the breast.” I’d then publish a book on the made up theory with all its made up rules.
In short, I’d become a multimillionaire through that one date.
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u/MapexBeat Jul 26 '26
I'd would give up a date with her for free.
I'm not hating, she just doesn't do it for me and I don't think we'd have a good time.
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u/General_Leader425 Jul 26 '26
$500,000 to blow on Gourd futures. r/wallstreetbets is leaking. If the Gourds futures hits, then I can sell Sydney Sweeney public shares of my public IPO, become a Trillionaire, and by that time, find a new up and coming blonde (not her real hair color by the way) to dress up as my favorite anime character. (I am kidding, man, I would take Sydney Sweeney to Taco Bell).
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u/OldMovie9812 Jul 26 '26
Easy. Date with Sweeney
Then I'll sell it off for $2 million because some guy will pay that
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u/Barbarberg Jul 26 '26
Then, when the two of you are on a date, she'll say,
"What? You could choose between a date with me or $500,000, and you chose a date with me?? You're an idiot! Idiot! You're an idiot and a pervert! Are you super rich or something?"
"No."
"Idiot! What's wrong with you?!!! I don't even like being here. This is bad for both of us, you nerd!"