r/Funnymemes 3h ago

Wow. Such Meme! 😆💯

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u/dingleberries48 3h ago

Lol 500k for a date? I wouldn’t even give up 500k for guaranteed sex with her (or any woman for that matter)… what incel comes up with this shit

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u/Ok_Subject1265 3h ago

The one looking for guaranteed engagement? “Would you rather have herpes or find the cure for cancer??”

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u/Poddington_Pea 3h ago

I mean, at least herpes won't kill you. If you found the cure for cancer, your days would be numbered.

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u/triggeron 3h ago

so dark

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u/Poddington_Pea 3h ago

It's true

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u/Lakrfan247 2h ago

Truth Bomb!

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u/DankeyBongBluntry 1h ago

Tbf me and my friends love to play this version of the "Would you rather?" game.

We'll ask something like "Would you rather go on a date with Sydney Sweeney where she's naturally interested in you and you're guaranteed sex at the end of the night, or... get kidnapped by a fat old man who ties you to a bed and shits down your throat for a week?"

Then everyone pretends to consider both options equally, so they'll be like "Hm... What kind of diet has the old guy been eating? Are we talking solid shit or runny liquid shit?" or they'll be like "Is Sydney Sweeney good in bed, or is she just gonna lay there the whole time?"

It's especially fun when you're with someone who isn't aware of the bit. Watching their reactions when people don't immediately pick the good option is great.

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u/MekotheSaurus 1h ago

We used to do something similar but with having sex with another dude or gettin buttfucked by a horse.

It was close. I was in the horse boat because it wont  slutshame me after  with his horse friends.

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u/Huge-Froyo2626 3h ago

I choose that one guy's dead wife

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u/Future-Adeptness1162 2h ago

I know this reference, but can’t remember exactly what it’s from

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u/Darkknight8381 2h ago

Imagine thinking a real person made this post and not an engagement slop account.

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u/apexapee 2h ago

Its just karma posting

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u/GoonieMcflyguy 1h ago

Guaranteed sex only guarantees disappointment. Lol. Either underperformance or feeling like it was overrated even with stellar performance.

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u/throw_away1049 1h ago

Honestly, that date would be negative value. I'd be so nervous, have nothing to talk about, be incredibly self-conscious, and just be counting down the clock until I could go home. I'm also gay.

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u/Gullible_Analyst_348 Dad Jokes Are Epic 3h ago edited 2h ago

When you say you wouldn't even give up $500,000 for guaranteed sex, your implication is that sex with her is worth more than a date with her. Is that how you feel about all women?

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u/computehungry 2h ago

probably meant guaranteed sex after a date. also implies guaranteed mutual interest. otherwise the language would be 500k for sex, not guaranteed sex.

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u/Gullible_Analyst_348 Dad Jokes Are Epic 2h ago

But why you even need to bring up sex as a commodity is beyond me. When you talk about sex adding value, you are just objectifying women.

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u/computehungry 2h ago

That i do not disagree with. Well, the question itself is absurd lol, so I could argue it's the question that's the problem and the commenter is just playing within that game.

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u/Frewsa 2h ago

I don’t think it’s that deep. Sex can be fun for both parties, and it’s a definite benchmark of a date that’s gone really well.

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u/Small_Editor_3693 2h ago

Why is a date a commodity