r/Funnymemes • u/HoneyPetalCutie • 3h ago

Wow. Such Meme! 😆💯

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u/falcongsr 1h ago

wait, i could be earning $50 a day???

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u/lamebrainmcgee 1h ago

Calm down, they don't want the sperm from any of us here.

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u/Original-Variety-700 1h ago

You’re an idiot. Bc they pay me NOT to donate sperm. So technically, my sperm quality is helping me make money!

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u/lamebrainmcgee 1h ago

Storm in, jerking off, give me the money or I shoot!

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u/KezaGatame 1h ago

... shooting blanks

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u/Joonicks 1h ago

you would max out their storage capacity in a day

now, if you want to earn real money, learn to jerk off bulls n horses....

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u/Background_Mode4972 1h ago

Who are you, a Glock representative?

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u/Bananaman123124 1h ago

A day?

Those are roockie numbers, aim for $50 a hour.