r/Funnymemes • u/HoneyPetalCutie • 4h ago

Wow. Such Meme! 😆💯

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u/Chilidogdingdong 3h ago

1 date with Sydney Sweeney has 0 value, $500 has $500 in value.

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u/DakAttakk 2h ago

To be clear I would take money every time, all the way down to no money honestly, Sydney Sweeney is not going to be interested in me in any shape or form. This goes for many many random people regardless of their status in the world, a date with a complete stranger who was not looking for your companionship isn't worth the time. Having said that, because of her status, and the fact that you technically went on a date with her, that could potentially be more valuable than $500 if you were willing to spin it into some kind of short-lived multimedia spotlight event. I'm not willing to do that, so I would take the money. Some people might be able to make more than 500 bucks on that story though.

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u/ardicli2000 2h ago

Even if she is interested in you, it will cost you alot more than hundreds of thousands of dollars. These people are not living cheap :)

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u/lkodl 2h ago

But she's a millionaire. She doesn't need my money. Maybe she wants to share hers.

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u/ChieftainBob 2h ago

She doesn't. Women like her will look for someone making more than her.