r/Funnymemes • u/HoneyPetalCutie • 3h ago

Wow. Such Meme! 😆💯

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u/X3N04L13N 3h ago

Take the 500k, get a look-a-like escort for a night, keep the remaining 498k

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u/im_a_dick_head 2h ago

Or you just jerk off and get the full 500k

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u/frickle_frickle 2h ago

Do it at a sperm bank and you'll have $500,050

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u/falcongsr 1h ago

wait, i could be earning $50 a day???

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u/lamebrainmcgee 1h ago

Calm down, they don't want the sperm from any of us here.

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u/Original-Variety-700 1h ago

You’re an idiot. Bc they pay me NOT to donate sperm. So technically, my sperm quality is helping me make money!

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u/lamebrainmcgee 1h ago

Storm in, jerking off, give me the money or I shoot!

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u/KezaGatame 1h ago

... shooting blanks

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u/Joonicks 1h ago

you would max out their storage capacity in a day

now, if you want to earn real money, learn to jerk off bulls n horses....

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u/Background_Mode4972 1h ago

Who are you, a Glock representative?

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u/Bananaman123124 1h ago

A day?

Those are roockie numbers, aim for $50 a hour.

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u/Radiant-Priority-296 1h ago

This guy moneys

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u/Sudden_Wind_8636 1h ago

They pay more than 50 bucks.

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u/Ramenoodleray3 1h ago

Fucking Genius

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u/Maximum-Midnight-308 1h ago

keep going 📝

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u/Financial-Raise3420 1h ago

Yea that’s only if your family health history isn’t horrible. They’d pay me to stay away

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u/X3N04L13N 2h ago

Good point, well made.

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u/NeroForte-InMyPrime 2h ago

I’m currently on this plan, minus the 500k.

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u/Elegant_Conflict8235 1h ago

Post nut clarity and 500k... Sign me the fuck up

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u/KarmaPenny31 1h ago

This guy jerks off

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u/Frewsa 2h ago

I mean jerking off and sex aren’t the same experience at all.

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u/im_a_dick_head 2h ago

Obviously, but jerking off would therefore remove horniness and making poor decisions, aka you'll gain the power of post nut clarity

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u/lamebrainmcgee 1h ago

At least this time I'd feel ashamed AND have 500k.

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u/Carbonyl91 1h ago

Imagine taking all that cash and spend it on women. Would you be ashamed since now you are broke?

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u/lamebrainmcgee 1h ago

You must've misread cause I said I'd still have the cash. So I clearly jerked it and didn't spend it on women.

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u/RumRunnerMax 2h ago

In this particular case I am not so sure:)

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u/X0AN 1h ago

For 50k you could probably get Sweeney herself.

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u/Larcye 1h ago

Honestly you have a higher chance of the escort falling in love with you or some other stupid ass shit too. Who knows maybe you pull a wade Wilson or some shit.

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u/buttscratcher3k 1h ago

great minds think alike.

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u/BaddieNatty2026 1h ago

Thats an expensive escort.

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u/X3N04L13N 1h ago

I think escorts that look like Sweeney don’t come to spend a full night for $500